Could this be it?

[robm3]

Halb said:

I knew there was more than meets the eye!

[David87]

No, it won't happen because 29th July is my birthday.

[mybrainhurts]

David87 said:

No, it won't happen because 29th July is my birthday.

It's all your bloody fault, then.

[Mr Snrub]

Thanks for the heads up OP. I'm supposed to be moving house that day so might as well save myself some time by not packing anything else and cancelling the hire van

[sc0tt]

David87 said:

No, it won't happen because 29th July is my birthday.

Mines the 28th so I still get my presents

[Europa1]

Welcome to the town of Sodding Typical - Population: me. Armageddon is due to happen the day before my 2 week holiday in the Dordogne.

[mybrainhurts]

Europa1 said:

Welcome to the town of Sodding Typical - Population: me. Armageddon is due to happen the day before my 2 week holiday in the Dordogne.

At least you won't have to endure snails and garlic breath and flies...

[PoleDriver]

It's started!

[ikarl]

PoleDriver said:

It's started!

da-da-daaaaaaaahhhh

(just to add some dramatic-effect)

[Timmy40]

Article said:

Scientists are saying a dormant volcano on the outskirts of Rome is poised for an eruption. However, this may not occur for a number of years.

And later down the page

Article said:

Fabrizio Marra, a volcanologist, believes the next eruption could be in 1,000 years.

So it's hardly like within the next few years, or decades, or liftime! FFS I almost cancelled by Holiday.

[Camoradi]

Will internet prawn be available until the last moment?

Just wondering...

[mybrainhurts]

ikarl said:

PoleDriver said:

It's started!

da-da-daaaaaaaahhhh

(just to add some dramatic-effect)

Dung-der-dung-dung-duuuuuuuung

A bit more...

[Mr Snrub]

Oh my god - zombie volcanoes!

[mybrainhurts]

Microsoft seems to know about this.

I keep getting pop ups, counting down the days, hours, minutes and seconds to Doom.

The bds are really rubbing it in now.

[PoleDriver]

Aaaaaand, we're off!
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/6-...

[mybrainhurts]

Oh, no...

Did Wales sink?

[PoleDriver]

mybrainhurts said:

Oh, no...

Did Wales sink?

Who?

[ellroy]

mybrainhurts said:

Oh, no...

Did Wales sink?

This thread is about the end of the world, not the ends of civilisation.

[e600]

Or have they been reading the scifi book from the 70's the Hab Theory. A good yarn actually..

[Laurel Green]

The sheep will inherit the earth.