Could this be it?
Discussion
Half man Half Biscuit said:
I’ve been up to no good
I’ve been dissed in the ‘hood
I’ve been locked in the Rock City, Notts
I got stars in my eyes
I told thousands of lies
When arrested at Cowes robbing yachts
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
You come on like a dream
Julian Bream
Lips like David Vine
When a sneeze doesn’t come
I look up to the sun
And I praise him for making it shine
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Be with Jesus
Yodelay odelay
I walk a country mile
Just to taunt your Koi Carp
It prods me out of my sloth
On an easy par four
Within earshot of your
Revolutionary foldaway drums
For sure, like I say
At the end of the day
We’ll take each Armageddon as it comes
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus
I’ve been dissed in the ‘hood
I’ve been locked in the Rock City, Notts
I got stars in my eyes
I told thousands of lies
When arrested at Cowes robbing yachts
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
You come on like a dream
Julian Bream
Lips like David Vine
When a sneeze doesn’t come
I look up to the sun
And I praise him for making it shine
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Be with Jesus
Yodelay odelay
I walk a country mile
Just to taunt your Koi Carp
It prods me out of my sloth
On an easy par four
Within earshot of your
Revolutionary foldaway drums
For sure, like I say
At the end of the day
We’ll take each Armageddon as it comes
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus
Halmyre said:
Well, I've sold my house, cashed in all my assets and spent it all on booze, hamsters, crack and hookers. See you all in the afterlife.
Funny that because I just bought a really cheap house, cleaned up on some other assets, my off-licence is running a massive profit, as is my pet shop, drug ring and brothel - never had it so good, so you are all invited at the weekend for a party at my place.Apart from any homeless, pennyless, drunk, space cadets with a dose of the clap and a dead rodent rotting up their stter, they can fk right off.
sherbertdip said:
Halmyre said:
Well, I've sold my house, cashed in all my assets and spent it all on booze, hamsters, crack and hookers. See you all in the afterlife.
Funny that because I just bought a really cheap house, cleaned up on some other assets, my off-licence is running a massive profit, as is my pet shop, drug ring and brothel - never had it so good, so you are all invited at the weekend for a party at my place.Apart from any homeless, pennyless, drunk, space cadets with a dose of the clap and a dead rodent rotting up their stter, they can fk right off.
mybrainhurts said:
sherbertdip said:
Halmyre said:
Well, I've sold my house, cashed in all my assets and spent it all on booze, hamsters, crack and hookers. See you all in the afterlife.
Funny that because I just bought a really cheap house, cleaned up on some other assets, my off-licence is running a massive profit, as is my pet shop, drug ring and brothel - never had it so good, so you are all invited at the weekend for a party at my place.Apart from any homeless, pennyless, drunk, space cadets with a dose of the clap and a dead rodent rotting up their stter, they can fk right off.
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