Bernie Ecclestone's MIL kidnapped

[anonymous-user]

sirtyro said:

F1 hosting fees up an additional 5% 50% per race for the Brazillian GP in 2017 to cover the costs.

Sounds more like it.

[Sylvaforever]

Hopefully she will be released unharmed, well apart from looking over her shoulder for the rest of her life...

[Lynchie999]

I'm sure Bernie will find a way to make the hostage takers pay HIM 50 mil...

[loose cannon]

[PositronicRay]

She's being held by the Brazilians.

[PoleDriver]

[voyds9]

£28M to return her

£35M to keep her

[sideways sid]

If he pays £28m for the MiL, how long will it take for one or both of his daughters to go missing with ransom demands?

[AyBee]

willfinch36 said:

85 and still got a mother in law!

She's 18 years younger than Bernie, he'll probably have one for his whole life (assuming he pays the ransom)

I'm not convinced I'd want to mess with Bernie, he has a lot of money and I'm sure knows some very dodgy people...

[Impasse]

So Bernie will have to pay the ransom to himself?

[Roscco]

How long till Spetznas(sp?) come to play? Isn't Mr E friendly with Mr Putin?

[SpeckledJim]

Pickled said:

Oakey said:

Will £7million fit in a plastic bag?

And will they pay 5p per bag or go for the bag for life choice?

If your mother in law is 20 years younger than you, then it's fair to assume you've got the bag for life.

[jet_noise]

SpeckledJim said:

Pickled said:

Oakey said:

Will £7million fit in a plastic bag?

And will they pay 5p per bag or go for the bag for life choice?

If your mother in law is 20 years younger than you, then it's fair to assume you've got the bag for life.

Nice.

[robm3]

Roscco said:

How long till Spetznas(sp?) come to play? Isn't Mr E friendly with Mr Putin?

This. He'll pay, then they will 'pay'.

[stuttgartmetal]

I seem to remember someone nicked his wifes unique watch once.
He appeared with a black eye etc.

He got it back a few days later.

[PorkInsider]

AyBee said:

I'm not convinced I'd want to mess with Bernie, he has a lot of money and I'm sure knows some very dodgy people...

If Bernie came after you, all you'd have to do is find a revolving door to fox him while you made good your escape, of course.

[audidoody]

Somewhere in this thread there is a Les Dawson joke trying to get out

[MK4 Slowride]

Hope she's returned in one piece etc.


What do you do if you see your mother in law running at you, screaming & covered in blood?

Take a deep breath, re-load and fire again.

[Thankyou4calling]

Has she actually been kidnapped?

[AyBee]

PorkInsider said:

AyBee said:

I'm not convinced I'd want to mess with Bernie, he has a lot of money and I'm sure knows some very dodgy people...

If Bernie came after you, all you'd have to do is find a revolving door to fox him while you made good your escape, of course.