Jeremy Corbyn Vol. 2

[Stickyfinger]

Rovinghawk said:

Andy Zarse said:

I, for instance, am sat typing this wearing a lime green chiffon nightie, hobnail boots and a vulcanised rubber penis gourd.

And I want them back when you've finished with them.

Unwashed ?....costs extra you know

[Rovinghawk]

Stickyfinger said:

Unwashed ?....costs extra you know

I know- it's how I supplied them.

[T6 vanman]

Another tough test for our Jeremy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39443891

Will he stand tall like a penis on Viagra
Or fold quicker than soggy cardboard

[Burwood]

It wouldn't at all surprise me if that prick it let off the hook again. In the very least it will be a short lived ban.

[Crafty_]

Jezza can win in 2020, April Fools posted early ? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar...

[Gary C]

This Jeremy Corbin character is clearly a lampoon of the comic messiah himself, our Lord John Cleese, even the initials, JC, are exactly the same.

Edited by Gary C on Saturday 1st April 12:22

[johnfm]

Latest Times/Yougov poll has only 29% of voters preferring May over Corbyn.

That's 29% of LABOUR VOTERS!!!

Yep - a third of Labour voters would vote for May instead of the Labour leader!!

[T6 vanman]

johnfm said:

Latest Times/Yougov poll has only 29% of voters preferring May over Corbyn.

That's 29% of LABOUR VOTERS!!!

Yep - a third of Labour voters would vote for May instead of the Labour leader!!

You'll have to do a linky thingy or an image as that's mental ....!
I tried to look at Times & Yougov but didn't find that pole
Interestingly (pole Feb/March) ..80% of Corbyn supporters BELIEVE he's doing a good job & 52 believe he'll make PM

[johnfm]

behind a paywall

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/labour-vote...


but it seems the result was similar back in Aug 2016.

http://labourlist.org/2016/07/millions-of-labour-s...

[Johnnytheboy]

Corbyn blames the media for his poll ratings.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4379968/Co...

[technodup]

What an absolute fknugget, does he not realise how badly that comes across?

But I am interested to know what Angela Rayner is 'saying and doing about education'. Guaranteed what she's saying is utter nonsense, and fortunately she's not 'doing' anything, so WTF is he on about?

[T6 vanman]

Well we have the answer,
He's folded faster than an A4 sheet in the speed origami world championships

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39498275

Livingstone suspended again by Labour

The ex-London mayor says he has been punished for telling the truth about Hitler supporting Zionism.

Another gift that continues giving

[Gargamel]

technodup said:

What an absolute fknugget, does he not realise how badly that comes across?

But I am interested to know what Angela Rayner is 'saying and doing about education'. Guaranteed what she's saying is utter nonsense, and fortunately she's not 'doing' anything, so WTF is he on about?

I suspect Angela is saying

We need more doctors
Nurses should be paid more
Tory cuts
everyone should be seen immediately
Social care should have an unlimited budget
no reform is necessary as everything is perfect except the amount we spend

[Johnnytheboy]

There was an article in yesterdays 'i' newspaper saying Labour are up for a total drubbing in May's local election, according to a pollster. Can't find it online.

That must be the media's fault, too.

[Stickyfinger]

Gargamel said:

I suspect Angela is saying

We need more docktors
Nurses should be pade more
Tory cuts
evaryone should be seen imediately
Socal care should have an unlimmited budgget
no reform is nesassary as everything is perfect exsept the amount we spend

FTFY....

[andy43]

Stickyfinger said:

Gargamel said:

I suspect Angela is saying

We need more docktors
Nurses should be pade more
Tory cuts
evaryone should be seen imediately
Socal care should have an unlimmited budgget
no reform is nesassary as everything is perfect exsept the amount we spend

FTFY....

[Burwood]

there is a likeness there. Only difference is CT is a very intelligent woman

[motco]

Stickyfinger said:

Gargamel said:

I suspect Angela is saying

We need more docktors
Nurses should be pade more
Tory cuts
evaryone should be seen imediately
Socal care should have an unlimmited budgget
no reform is nesassary as everything is perfect exsept the amount we spend

FTFY....

You all forgot Magret Fatcha..

[maxxy5]

technodup said:

What an absolute fknugget, does he not realise how badly that comes across?

But I am interested to know what Angela Rayner is 'saying and doing about education'. Guaranteed what she's saying is utter nonsense, and fortunately she's not 'doing' anything, so WTF is he on about?

Even if she was saying anything interesting, the Labour press office is so lazy and cack handed that nobody would ever hear about it.

[D-Angle]

So someone becomes leader of the opposition, ostensibly the person who wants to be prime minister instead of the incumbent, and the fact the media takes an interest in that and has some questions to ask constitutes 'obsession'?

If the media really had a personal problem with him, they wouldn't get in touch with him at all. I can't imagine there are any journalists who look forward to any part of their job that involves the sour old bd.