Jeremy Corbyn Vol. 2

[irocfan]

Russian Troll Bot said:

Venezuela - condemns violence on both sides

Ireland - condemns all forms of violence

Iran - nothing

Syria and Russia - we must wait for a full and independent investigation before taking any action

Israel - demands UN sanctions and action to be taken against them immediately

well it saves me from having to worry about what he is since it's obvious.

[BlackLabel]

Friday caption contest.....

[Oilchange]

‘Hello Boris, how are you?’
‘Fine thankyou YRH’
...
‘Hello Sajid, how are you?’
‘Fine, thankyou YRH’
...
‘Er, who the fk are you?

[blackmme]

BlackLabel said:

Friday caption contest.....

"I know you! From the allotment right?"

Regards Mike

[Russian Troll Bot]

Here's a good one Charles, two Jews walk into a bar and the barman says......

[Camoradi]

Charles (thinking) "Bloody hell. Losing his job on Top Gear has really hit this fellow hard. Look at the state of him"

[jmorgan]

BlackLabel said:

Friday caption contest.....

Corbyn thought it was going well until Charles decide to nut him.

[Dr Jekyll]

otolith said:

I assume someone has hit an apostrophe instead of a comma, unless later the "families' peace campaigners" went away to help their uncle Jack off a horse.

Must admit I first read this as

....help their uncle jack off a horse.

Not a good mental image.

[Matthen]

BlackLabel said:

Friday caption contest.....

Charles: "Christ, what's that smell."

[CrutyRammers]

Dr Jekyll said:

Must admit I first read this as

....help their uncle jack off a horse.

Not a good mental image.

That's the point
"I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" vs "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"

[Dr Jekyll]

I've just had a premonition of an NP & E thread from the year 2118.

'We have already tried socialism in the UK you know, 90 odd years ago under Corbyn, it lead to total economic collapse and famine.'

'Don't be silly, Corbyn and Mcdonnell weren't real socialists.'

[anonymous-user]

Dr Jekyll said:

I've just had a premonition of an NP & E thread from the year 2118.

It's all Thatcher's fault?

[Ultra Sound Guy]

fblm said:

Dr Jekyll said:

I've just had a premonition of an NP & E thread from the year 2118.

It's all Thatcher's fault?

Nah mate, Tony Bliar innit!

[gadgetmac]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

fblm said:

Dr Jekyll said:

I've just had a premonition of an NP & E thread from the year 2118.

It's all Thatcher's fault?

Nah mate, Tony Bliar innit!

I think you’ll find it was all Diane Abbot’s fault.

Anyway, it won’t matter because we’ll all be living in NP & E coal-burning utopia where there’s only Fox TV, solar panel owners are still being jailed and the NHS is privately run pay service for use only by those few hundred people who still manage to hold at least a middle-management position. For everybody else your cornershop barber now doubles as your surgeon.

[Halb]

Brave new utopia

[Rovinghawk]

Did this ever get the recognition it deserved?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5570834/labour-may-h...

[irocfan]

Rovinghawk said:

Did this ever get the recognition it deserved?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5570834/labour-may-h...

of course not - that sort of racism is fine! Seriously though I can't understand the mentality of "...they don't want me in their meeting, therefore I must protest and be allowed in..." I've always taken the view if I'm not wanted somewhere I'll go and spend my time/money/effort/whatever elsewhere where I am wanted.

On that note though men only clubs/gyms = bad, women only = great?

[motco]

irocfan said:

Rovinghawk said:

Did this ever get the recognition it deserved?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5570834/labour-may-h...

of course not - that sort of racism is fine! Seriously though I can't understand the mentality of "...they don't want me in their meeting, therefore I must protest and be allowed in..." I've always taken the view if I'm not wanted somewhere I'll go and spend my time/money/effort/whatever elsewhere where I am wanted.

On that note though men only clubs/gyms = bad, women only = great?

Can't they say that they identify as black women on those particular days anyway?

[andy43]

motco said:

irocfan said:

Rovinghawk said:

Did this ever get the recognition it deserved?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5570834/labour-may-h...

of course not - that sort of racism is fine! Seriously though I can't understand the mentality of "...they don't want me in their meeting, therefore I must protest and be allowed in..." I've always taken the view if I'm not wanted somewhere I'll go and spend my time/money/effort/whatever elsewhere where I am wanted.

On that note though men only clubs/gyms = bad, women only = great?

Can't they say that they identify as black women on those particular days anyway?

Damn! It's on a wednesday. I only self-identify as Klingon on tuesdays and thursdays

[pingu393]

irocfan said:

I've always taken the view if I'm not wanted somewhere I'll go and spend my time/money/effort/whatever elsewhere where I am wanted

Same here. That's probably why I'm so wealthy and have too much spare time on my hands .