Prince Harry's new squeeze...

[nyxster]

Well the joke's on all of us. They're all lizards.

[Too Drunk to Funk]

Breadvan72 said:

The Hewitt theory is great fun, but the dates don't stack up. Harry is Chazzer's.

Not being Hewitt's doesn't deffo mean he's Chazzer's.

Where is the family resemblance?

How many brothers do you know where one has lost their hair and the other hasn't?

[anonymous-user]

OK, some other dude. Will Carling? We can probably rule out the Indian doctor bloke.

I reckon that Harry looks Windsor ish.

[anonymous-user]

Too Drunk to Funk said:

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How many brothers do you know where one has lost their hair and the other hasn't?

My mum's brothers - half slapheads, half Paddyfros.

[anonymous-user]

My mum's dad was a slaphead so I am supposed to be one, but I have lots of hair still at 55 (thus not quite pensionable yet). My nephew is just 30 and he's a slaphead. My dad's dad had all his hair when he died at 81 as did my dad when he died at 78.

[Too Drunk to Funk]

[anonymous-user]

Is the difference that one's a frightful rotter and the other isn't? It's a credit to Harry that both of his alleged dads are mahoarsive twannocks, but he apparently isn't.

[XCP]

Too Drunk to Funk said:

Not being Hewitt's doesn't deffo mean he's Chazzer's.

Where is the family resemblance?

How many brothers do you know where one has lost their hair and the other hasn't?

The Charltons circa 1966. Jack, the elder, has a lot more hair than Bobby.

[anonymous-user]

Is it true that Bobby's hair fell out after the Munich air crash or is that an urban myth? I always love that Bobby was Mr Silky Skills and never got booked, while Jackie was Mr Ultra-Violence. Leeds!

[Halb]

Harry looks like Hewitt, Harry looks like the brother. It doesn't really matter, it's not an issue for anyone other than the family.

[nyxster]

Too Drunk to Funk said:

photographic proof Mel Gibson's dad was the Burger King



Zach Galifinakis is the son of Louis Vuitton



And Gordon Ramsey was sired by this baby:

[anonymous-user]

Too Drunk to Funk said:

his cousin Goerge looks very similar and not related to Hewitt.






George john spencer.



Starting to see a pattern?

''The scientists suggest that this quirk of the human brain served as a way for us to monitor genetic relatedness, and that “evidence of trust in others also serves as a cue to kinship.”

So Diana being drawn to someone that looks like her family member is just a quirk of Human evolution.

[Dr Murdoch]

Did the mother of those examples ever sleep with those in the pics?

[Too Drunk to Funk]

Breadvan72 said:

The Hewitt theory is great fun, but the dates don't stack up. Harry is Chazzer's.

That may be the official line. Doesn't mean it's true.

Perhaps it's just an incredible coincidence that Diana had a 5 year affair with someone who just happened to be the spit of Harry.

Who knows.

[anonymous-user]

The Spruce goose said:

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''The scientists suggest that this quirk of the human brain served as a way for us to monitor genetic relatedness, and that “evidence of trust in others also serves as a cue to kinship.”

So Diana being drawn to someone that looks like her family member is just a quirk of Human evolution.

Does that mean it is cool to shag your own sister? Wicked! Oh, bummer, I ain't got one.

Edited by anonymous-user on Saturday 2nd December 12:06

[anonymous-user]

Breadvan72 said:

Does that mean it is cool to shag your own sister? Wicked! Oh, bummer, I ain't got one.

Edited by Breadvan72 on Saturday 2nd December 12:06

No but it usually manifests itself in choosing your potential spouse based on traits of your mother..

[anonymous-user]

Jocasta! Get your coat, you've pulled!


PS: now I know why I like long legged blondes who are crazy-ass insane.

[Register1]

Too Drunk to Funk said:

Breadvan72 said:

The Hewitt theory is great fun, but the dates don't stack up. Harry is Chazzer's.

Not being Hewitt's doesn't deffo mean he's Chazzer's.

Where is the family resemblance?

How many brothers do you know where one has lost their hair and the other hasn't?

My youngest bro.
I am eldest with full crop.
Geo is next to eldest with almost full crop.
Chri is youngest and almost as bald as a coot.

R1

[Oakey]

My girlfriends grandfather is bald, she has two uncles one of which is bald and the other isn't. The bald one has two sons, one bald, one not.

Also, Prince Andrew isn't bald as Charles and Harry is balding.

Edited by Oakey on Saturday 2nd December 12:21

[Red 4]

Harry and Ed Sheeran were seperated at birth.