Prince Harry's new squeeze...

[HTP99]

Ari said:

Yipper said:

Di banged 10 to 20 posh blokes in her Charley years, from the army to rugby to surgeons. She was filthy totty. Harry's real dad could be any one from several folks.

Oh dear god. This thread is like some kind of parallel universe!

You know this to be true because... some bloke dahn the pub told you?

Yipper!!

[anonymous-user]

Ari said:

Well quite! How can the person that posted this know for a fact that they've got the same parents?

its hard sometimes to discuss biology on ph as unfortunately the daily mail doesn't do many stories on it so not many people understand it on here, but monozygotic twins have the same dna and could also have different skins colours. It is a proven factor gene variations can produce brothers that have different attributes, and i used the twins example as an example at the extreme end.

But is all moot as we all know the royals DNA is reptilian.

[citizensm1th]

The Spruce goose said:

George john spencer.

Is it just me that see's tortoise

[anonymous-user]

Hair loss can be related to the hair follicle not being able to withstand testosterone.

It could just be Wills has bigger balls than Harry.

He is losing his hair though.

[Cold]

jsf said:

Hair loss can be related to the hair follicle not being able to withstand testosterone.

It could just be Wills has bigger balls than Harry.

He is losing his hair though.

Welcome to The Pleasuredome.

[anonymous-user]

one of the happiest nicest things seen on TV in a few weeks
Schoolkids genuinely excited and happy to see the couple.

[anonymous-user]

I think they will become the people's king and queen, he seems more approachable than William, who comes off very stiff.

[The Dangerous Elk]

"The Peoples", such vomit. A King or Queen should not be a "popularist", that way we end up with some cyclist who goes on Tv and gets their home in Hello magazine, feck that.

[anonymous-user]

Would Cersei Lannister be better? Proper haughty like.

Apparently Chazzer is sufficiently bonkers to believe that being splattered with some oil by a bloke in a pointy hat will actually make him a special person with a direct line to God.

[anonymous-user]

The Dangerous Elk said:

"The Peoples", such vomit. A King or Queen should not be a "popularist", that way we end up with some cyclist who goes on Tv and gets their home in Hello magazine, feck that.

When I think of the prince talking about his good deeds, always reminds me of Brent doing his gigs, where he turns up and waves.

[Halb]

Christ on a bike, this is the way to go!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_monarchy

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Ari said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

There are scores of witnesses who were present when they we first introduced. Literally scores. They can all attest to the fact that they had never met before. This was in the summer shortly before Harry's 2nd birthday in September.

Eh? So if two people claim that it's the first time they've met, provided there are lots of people there that somehow makes it true?

I think if several close friends of Diana were present at the first meeting and saw that Diana was quite taken with him, and then were at subsequent meetings as their relationship developed, And the same applies to those that knew Hewitt. I think both Hewitt and Diana would have to be Oscar winning actors to manage to fool them all and hide the fact that they already had a child together!!!

[FourWheelDrift]

The Spruce goose said:

And just to prove genetics is a very interesting thing in relation to offspring traits, these are same dad, same mum, twins.

Happens more often than you might think when one parent is white and one parent is black. As it is with the above.

[anonymous-user]

I actually saw someone on NPE (not in this thread) use the term "miscegenation" just a week or two ago (it felt like the fourteenth century). Don't show him that picture!

[Too Drunk to Funk]

Ginger woman has ginger children shocka!

[Too Drunk to Funk]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I think if several close friends of Diana were present at the first meeting and saw that Diana was quite taken with him, and then were at subsequent meetings as their relationship developed, And the same applies to those that knew Hewitt. I think both Hewitt and Diana would have to be Oscar winning actors to manage to fool them all and hide the fact that they already had a child together!!!

Conclusive proof that Hewitt wasn't the Dad then.

[anonymous-user]

In other news, Hawaii is in Kenya.

[bad company]

This made me chuckle:-

[easytiger123]

Say what you like, but she makes a fantastic burger:

https://vimeo.com/71461172

[XCP]

Too Drunk to Funk said:

Ginger woman has ginger children shocka!

I presume they all use the same hair colourant.