Our next King's Ladybird book about Climate Change.

[Mr Snrub]

Wonder how much CO2 this puts out every year?

[valiant]

Mr Snrub said:

Wonder how much CO2 this puts out every year?

But hey, they only cost us 35p each a year and bring in a bazillion tourists and and and and....

Bunch of freeloaders the lot of them.

[MarshPhantom]

valiant said:

But hey, they only cost us 35p each a year and bring in a bazillion tourists and and and and....

Bit harsh, everyone was moaning about the Boris's "Clean for the Queen " fiasco, but she did actually come round to clean my house recently. And did a great job.

So there.

[Dindoit]

He walks the walk and his household footprint isn't as high as you'd think, especially given his extensive overseas travel.

http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/sites/default/file...

Mine is a similar number according to this. http://carbonindependent.org

[valiant]

MarshPhantom said:

valiant said:

But hey, they only cost us 35p each a year and bring in a bazillion tourists and and and and....

Bit harsh, everyone was moaning about the Boris's "Clean for the Queen " fiasco, but she did actually come round to clean my house recently. And did a great job.

So there.

Yeah but she sent round Edward to do mine. Waster didn't even hoover behind the sofa hence my anger...

[SKP555]

Dindoit said:

He walks the walk and his household footprint isn't as high as you'd think, especially given his extensive overseas travel.

http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/sites/default/file...

Mine is a similar number according to this. http://carbonindependent.org

Am I doing it wrong?

I get 35.5 tonnes with 3 long haul flights, a few shorter ones, 2 big cars and above average meat and dairy consumption.

Well above the UK average of 14 and the world average of 4.

But Charles has 2,367 CO2e. Is that different? And how do I compare the two?

[SKP555]

And if I bleat on about windfarms and buy some organic carrots can I get a helicopter?

[MarshPhantom]

turbobloke said:

Chuck ought to turn his ears and hands to a Ladybird book of tampons.

For anyone unaware, search online for 'tampongate tape' aka Camillagate.

Anything to do with Charles once saying if he was reincarnated he'd like to come back as a tampon?

[dudleybloke]

Just don't ask about the environmental report of the Duchey of Cornwall.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/nov/28/prince-...

[MarshPhantom]

dudleybloke said:

Just don't ask about the environmental report of the Duchey of Cornwall.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/nov/28/prince-...

Or if he's a benefits scrounging tax dodger.

[MarshPhantom]

valiant said:

MarshPhantom said:

valiant said:

But hey, they only cost us 35p each a year and bring in a bazillion tourists and and and and....

Bit harsh, everyone was moaning about the Boris's "Clean for the Queen " fiasco, but she did actually come round to clean my house recently. And did a great job.

So there.

Yeah but she sent round Edward to do mine. Waster didn't even hoover behind the sofa hence my anger...

I can understand you anger.

[MarshPhantom]

Andy's new novel.

[Europa1]

SKP555 said:

No king of mine.

Much as I hate to urinate on your chips, but absent some major constitutional upheaval, if you're British he will be.

[Halmyre]

Europa1 said:

SKP555 said:

No king of mine.

Much as I hate to urinate on your chips, but absent some major constitutional upheaval, if you're British he will be.

Will there be a farcical aquatic ceremony?

[dudleybloke]

Halmyre said:

Europa1 said:

SKP555 said:

No king of mine.

Much as I hate to urinate on your chips, but absent some major constitutional upheaval, if you're British he will be.

Will there be a farcical aquatic ceremony?

Will some watery tart chuck a scimitar at 'im?

[MarshPhantom]

Europa1 said:

Much as I hate to urinate on your chips, but absent some major constitutional upheaval, if you're British he will be.

I am part German, all a very long time ago though.

[Mr Snrub]

MarshPhantom said:

Europa1 said:

Much as I hate to urinate on your chips, but absent some major constitutional upheaval, if you're British he will be.

I am part German, all a very long time ago though.

You've got even more in common with the Royal Family then

[powerstroke]

I don't see any problem with him writing works of fiction or humour so it's fine by me ...

[MarshPhantom]

Mr Snrub said:

MarshPhantom said:

Europa1 said:

Much as I hate to urinate on your chips, but absent some major constitutional upheaval, if you're British he will be.

I am part German, all a very long time ago though.

You've got even more in common with the Royal Family then

[SKP555]

dudleybloke said:

Halmyre said:

Europa1 said:

SKP555 said:

No king of mine.

Much as I hate to urinate on your chips, but absent some major constitutional upheaval, if you're British he will be.

Will there be a farcical aquatic ceremony?

Will some watery tart chuck a scimitar at 'im?

Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

I'm all for the major constitutional upheaval myself. Rather than king kyoto of global warming.