Have we reached "peak guardian"?

[audidoody]

Do I win a prize?

[andy_s]

^ Holy macaroni - Shirley a winner?

[BlackLabel]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com...

[Vanden Saab]

BlackLabel said:

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com...

daft bint said:

entered on a motorbike to the sound of Bad to the Bone from Terminator 2

Yes and rock around the clock was from American Graffiti.... Jesus...

[chow pan toon]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/sep/...



So, I hear you're a heteroflexible pansexual solo polyamorous relationship anarchist now?

[amusingduck]

chow pan toon said:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/sep/...



So, I hear you're a heteroflexible pansexual solo polyamorous relationship anarchist now?

Surely you can't be both "pansexual" and "heteroflexible".

Ditto "solo" and "polyamorous"?

[BOR]

"How did you get interested in that sort of thing? "

[Digga]

BOR said:

"How did you get interested in that sort of thing? "

"Player 1 has entered the Guardian."

[hyphen]

"...seems to be growing in popularity among young people, though with no definitive figures it’s hard to know how much of this is a matter of increased visibility."

Quality journalism that.

[Smiler.]

...heteroflexible pansexual solo polyamorous relationship anarchist.

You bet your life...

[Digga]

Smiler. said:

...heteroflexible pansexual solo polyamorous relationship anarchist.

You bet your life...

In pre-millennial speak, this type of individual would simply have been called "shagger".

[anonymous-user]

Digga said:

Smiler. said:

...heteroflexible pansexual solo polyamorous relationship anarchist.

You bet your life...

In pre-millennial speak, this type of individual would simply have been called "shagger".

I had to look every word up! Except solo. Which presumably means he's a w*nker. Which I'd kind of gathered anyway.

[irocfan]

thank you for this thread - I'd missed it originally, there's some properly loony st on there. Proper - or at least I would if I didn't think these yogurt knitting types were in serious danger of forming the next ruling party

[The Selfish Gene]

amusingduck said:

Surely you can't be both "pansexual" and "heteroflexible".

Ditto "solo" and "polyamorous"?

What the actual fk do any of those words mean?

I literally read that picture (you know what I mean) and thought someone had created a total joke.

that's a real thing? WTF.

[Digga]

irocfan said:

thank you for this thread - I'd missed it originally, there's some properly loony st on there. Proper - or at least I would if I didn't think these yogurt knitting types were in serious danger of forming the next ruling party

They couldn't find their own arse with both hands.

[anonymous-user]

The Selfish Gene said:

What the actual fk do any of those words mean?

I literally read that picture (you know what I mean) and thought someone had created a total joke.

that's a real thing? WTF.

As I said I had to look them all up so here goes;
heteroflexible; a bit gay
pansexual; including trannys
solo polyamorous; who like casual sex
relationship anarchist; in a pretentiously snowflake kind of way.

Bang anything basically.

[The Selfish Gene]

fblm said:

As I said I had to look them all up so here goes;
heteroflexible; a bit gay
pansexual; including trannys
solo polyamorous; who like casual sex
relationship anarchist; in a pretentiously snowflake kind of way.

Bang anything basically.

thank you - so I've edited below to how the real world is

heteroflexible; GAY - you can't be a little bit pregnant, or dead, or a little bit gay
pansexual; GAY - if you like trannys, you like cock, therefore gay
solo polyamorous; - ALL MEN (if married see powered by the hour to avoid being caught by the wife and getting big bill)
relationship anarchist; SINGLE

These snowflakes need to get a fking grip

[Condi]

The Selfish Gene said:

These snowflakes need to get a fking grip

Tbh he's probably the only person in the world who describes himself like that.


Most millenials are - shock horror - as normal and well adjusted as the generation before.

[nikaiyo2]

pansexual One who “falls over” whilst naked in the kitchen and ends up in A&E to have the wok removed from his council.

[CrutyRammers]

So much guardian gold in there.

"So I told her: ‘I acknowledge your feelings. Can we unpack the fear that is underlying your jealousy?’

"The polyamorous people I interview effortlessly manage packed schedules. Jeffrey, for instance, will meet once a week to play a Buffy the Vampire Slayer role-playing game "

"Aliyah, who uses they/them pronouns, "

"my secret tool is Google Calendar. If I’m on a date and Anita wants to hang out, she can just check my calendar for the next available slot."

Everything has to have a special new label to show what a special unique person you are. If only there were already words for all of this stuff which has been going on since the dawn of time.