Angela Rayner skewered by Nick Ferrari

[anonymous-user]

ChocolateFrog said:

The thought gives me an inny.

Shudders.

Loads of PHs wags are going to be confused tonight when you guys ask your partners to speak in a working class Stockport accent when you’re having some “romance” later on.

[Dakkon]

El stovey said:

ChocolateFrog said:

The thought gives me an inny.

Shudders.

Loads of PHs wags are going to be confused tonight when you guys ask your partners to speak in a working class Stockport accent when you’re having some “romance” later on.

You might be on your own there

Let us know how it goes with your wife

[amgmcqueen]

technodup said:

She's just thick as pigst.

That's unfair on pigst

[anonymous-user]

Dakkon said:

El stovey said:

ChocolateFrog said:

The thought gives me an inny.

Shudders.

Loads of PHs wags are going to be confused tonight when you guys ask your partners to speak in a working class Stockport accent when you’re having some “romance” later on.

You might be on your own there

Let us know how it goes with your wife

My wife is a lovely woman. She is more than happy to pop on a wobbly wig. She can do a thick chav accent and ask me to check out her sink hole estate.

[anonymous-user]

techiedave said:

My wife is a lovely woman. She is more than happy to pop on a wobbly wig. She can do a thick chav accent and ask me to check out her sink hole estate.

Does she call you Jeremy or prime minister

[tdm34]

Unfortunately she's my MP and do you know what? i've never seen hide nor hair of her, everything about her makes my skin crawl
she has the IQ of an ocean going tadpole, I can't believe how she got elected....

[Escort3500]

EarlofDrift said:

She must have been a Union leader with the amount of arrogance she displays in interviews. She really dodges answering questions and changes the subject.

ie a typical MP of any political hue

[Ganglandboss]

tdm34 said:

Unfortunately she's my MP and do you know what? i've never seen hide nor hair of her, everything about her makes my skin crawl
she has the IQ of an ocean going tadpole, I can't believe how she got elected....

That should be pretty obvious! The people of Trashton-under-Pants will vote for a chimpanzee if you pin a red rosette on it and parade it on the town hall steps.

I live next door in Denton, so shouty gobsh*te Andrew Gwynne is my MP (technically he's only a candidate, but the result is a foregone conclusion). This is the man who is running the election campaign for the man he voted no confidence in!

[RATATTAK]

Funky Panda said:

However in the 1st year the cost of creating the extra classrooms will mean this is considerable more, I can't find the figures to give an accurate estimate of these.

It's about £100K per classroom (possibly a bit more - my figures are 4 years old)

[Agammemnon]

fblm said:

To be fair the current coalition of dribbling halfwits that now calls itself the Labour party despises that Labour party.

I've had a couple of people explain to me that "New Labour" was a totally diffrent organisation & the current Labour has absolutely no connection with anything they did wrong, although they like to be associated with anything they think NL got right.

[anonymous-user]

El stovey said:

techiedave said:

My wife is a lovely woman. She is more than happy to pop on a wobbly wig. She can do a thick chav accent and ask me to check out her sink hole estate.

Does she call you Jeremy or prime minister

It was our first time engaging in that role play tonight.
She thoughtfully referred to me as "u no wot"
The session was only marred by the wig slipping from side to side. Sometimes it looked like it sloped down over her left eye some times over her right.
It has however given me an excellent idea and I am investing in buying 2 of Argos's Home Full Length Cheval Mirrors
My idea is that carefully positioned either side of the bed and using the reflections cast it will give the appearance of twins a double majority you could say
I am quite looking forward to the experience and of course I can always take the mirrors back under Argos's 30 day returns guarantee thing.

[anonymous-user]

techiedave said:

El stovey said:

techiedave said:

My wife is a lovely woman. She is more than happy to pop on a wobbly wig. She can do a thick chav accent and ask me to check out her sink hole estate.

Does she call you Jeremy or prime minister

It was our first time engaging in that role play tonight.
She thoughtfully referred to me as "u no wot"
The session was only marred by the wig slipping from side to side. Sometimes it looked like it sloped down over her left eye some times over her right.
It has however given me an excellent idea and I am investing in buying 2 of Argos's Home Full Length Cheval Mirrors
My idea is that carefully positioned either side of the bed and using the reflections cast it will give the appearance of twins a double majority you could say
I am quite looking forward to the experience and of course I can always take the mirrors back under Argos's 30 day returns guarantee thing.

That sounds pure filth.

We tried one where my wife dresses as Angela in a polyester suit and ginger wig and she ties me up and accuses me (in that dirty Stockport accent) of being a blairite and whacks me with the manifesto until I confess to failing the public.

It was ok but I think we’re going to go back to playing hunt the zionists, where I get to dress up too (as Luciana Berger)

[Smiler.]

El Quagmire said:

That sounds pure filth.

We tried one where my wife dresses as Angela in a polyester suit and ginger wig and she ties me up and accuses me (in that dirty Stockport accent) of being a blairite and whacks me with the manifesto until I confess to failing the public.

Busted

[greygoose]

techiedave said:

It was our first time engaging in that role play tonight.
She thoughtfully referred to me as "u no wot"
The session was only marred by the wig slipping from side to side. Sometimes it looked like it sloped down over her left eye some times over her right.
It has however given me an excellent idea and I am investing in buying 2 of Argos's Home Full Length Cheval Mirrors
My idea is that carefully positioned either side of the bed and using the reflections cast it will give the appearance of twins a double majority you could say
I am quite looking forward to the experience and of course I can always take the mirrors back under Argos's 30 day returns guarantee thing.

Surely if you have two mirrors you could position them to show an endless number of her and then have Diane counting them in the background?

[WindyCommon]

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[T6 vanman]

I think i'm tasting my breakfast for the second time

[anonymous-user]

Whilst I respect her for getting as far as she has with no education, it doesn’t change the fact that she is completely uneducated. In my opinion this makes her completely unsuitable to be shadow education secretary and actually makes a joke of the position. She hasn’t even got a GCSE to her name as far as I’m aware.

[Dr Jekyll]

bulldong said:

Whilst I respect her for getting as far as she has with no education, it doesn’t change the fact that she is completely uneducated. In my opinion this makes her completely unsuitable to be shadow education secretary and actually makes a joke of the position. She hasn’t even got a GCSE to her name as far as I’m aware.

Playing devil's advocate though, you don't need to be an ex convict to be in charge of the prison service.

[anonymous-user]

That's my election night sorted

[gazza285]

Dr Jekyll said:

bulldong said:

Whilst I respect her for getting as far as she has with no education, it doesn’t change the fact that she is completely uneducated. In my opinion this makes her completely unsuitable to be shadow education secretary and actually makes a joke of the position. She hasn’t even got a GCSE to her name as far as I’m aware.

Playing devil's advocate though, you don't need to be an ex convict to be in charge of the prison service.

Just a basic understanding of how it works would be enough, something that many politicians, and most, if not all, of the shadow cabinet appear to lack.