The new Dianne Abbott appreciation thread

[mybrainhurts]

Odds of 300,000-1 not looking good, Diane....

[HoHoHo]

mybrainhurts said:

Odds of 300,000-1 not looking good, Diane....

Sorry to disappoint however those odds look remarkably good and acheivable to the Shadow Front Bench Lady-in-Waiting.

[Vipers]

[Mothersruin]

I bet she's sweating in this weather.

[Camoradi]

Mothersruin said:

I bet she's sweating in this weather.

Believe it or not, we do have some standards on here

[anonymous-user]

I would like to apologise without reservation for any offence caused to Ms Abbot
I realise that my sense of humour is dark and childish and not the sort of thing that new old labour are in favour of.
I believe that I can make a worthwhile contribution to society and that upon her appointment as Home Secretary she can rest assured that I will do whatever is necessary under her command.

[superlightr]

techiedave said:

I would like to apologise without reservation for any offence caused to Ms Abbot
I realise that my sense of humour is dark and childish and not the sort of thing that new old labour are in favour of.
I believe that I can make a worthwhile contribution to society and that upon her appointment as Home Secretary she can rest assured that I will do whatever is necessary under her command.

you will work away under her performing your best no doubt.

You do realise that once wedged under her you certainly wont be able to change your position political or otherwise any time soon.

Lets hope you can still breath....

[Puggit]

IPSO complaint about being seen in the men's room quietly dropped after a witness came forward...

Diane Abbott Drops Bogus IPSO Complaint - Guido Fawkes https://order-order.com/2018/07/23/diane-abbott-dr...

[Mothersruin]

Yeah, read that.

Dozy cow. Probably hammered.

Regardless - A proven liar.

Edited by Mothersruin on Monday 23 July 12:20

[Camoradi]

Something about that story just doesn't add up....

[Laurel Green]

[Smiler.]

Camoradi said:

Something about that story just doesn't add up....

"Just need to spend a penny."

Couldn't even get that right.

[chow pan toon]

Smiler. said:

Camoradi said:

Something about that story just doesn't add up....

"Just need to spend a penny."

Couldn't even get that right.

Probably went in there for a number 3

[Smiler.]

chow pan toon said:

Smiler. said:

Camoradi said:

Something about that story just doesn't add up....

"Just need to spend a penny."

Couldn't even get that right.

Probably went in there for a number 3

Richard IV

[Burwood]

It's interesting that the box she checked when making her complaint was that the article was 'designed to provoke abuse'.

Always playing the victim card, Dianne. I can't abide the woman

[Mothersruin]

If she stopped being a moron, people would stop telling her she's a moron.

[Russian Troll Bot]

Diane speaks out against the IS Beatles death sentence. A real vote winning stance to take.

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/102140982913346...

[Gameface]

If she feels that strongly she can martyr herself with them.

[James_B]

Mothersruin said:

Yeah, read that.

Dozy cow. Probably hammered.

Regardless - A proven liar.

Edited by Mothersruin on Monday 23 July 12:20

Fat, racist, dishonest, innumerate, patronising. Why do Labour have her in such a serious job?

[Thorodin]

It's become part of the furniture. Like a burst sofa. You could chuck it in the alley but it would only encourage rough sleepers. You could burn it on the tip but it's getting it there. Just heave it into the canal in the interests of the painfully obvious diverse wildlife.