The new Dianne Abbott appreciation thread

[Noodle1982]

[Likes Fast Cars]

Mothersruin said:

Thorodin said:

Just listened to the PM's statement taking 1 hour of repetition, like watching Wimbledon's longest volley ever. Constant throughout was Abbott, sprawled, not looking up once from her phone and prodding it fit to smash it. If she was texting someone, or playing a game with herself, she could not have heard a word of what went on. So she must have an elevated level of intelligence to do that. So you lot must all be wrong.

She was sexting with Techie...

Did anyone check the seat afterwards?.....

[PorkInsider]

Ligne said:

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I’m not sure about the makeup, but twelvety out of eleven for the idea.

Edited by dinosaur.mod on Friday 8th March 20:02

Edited by dinosaur.mod on Friday 8th March 20:02

Edited by dinosaur.mod on Friday 8th March 20:03

[anonymous-user]

Ligne said:

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One of the highlights of the year that was.

Edited by dinosaur.mod on Friday 8th March 20:03

[Vipers]

So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?

[HoHoHo]

Vipers said:

So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?

Correct, but he hasn’t had sex with May (as far as I know)

Edited by HoHoHo on Monday 24th December 22:26

[Burwood]

HoHoHo said:

Vipers said:

So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?

Correct, but he hasn’t had sex May (as far as I know)

I know it’s true but it literally jars my very being to even think about that. There is nothing endearing about it at all. Edwina was a piece of ass by comparison

[768]

HoHoHo said:

Vipers said:

So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?

Correct, but he hasn’t had sex May (as far as I know)

Is he negging her?

[Likes Fast Cars]

Burwood said:

HoHoHo said:

Vipers said:

So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?

Correct, but he hasn’t had sex May (as far as I know)

I know it’s true but it literally jars my very being to even think about that. There is nothing endearing about it at all. Edwina was a piece of ass by comparison

Agreed.

[Thorodin]

I think the Christmas turkey definition needs redefining.

[rustyuk]

The darts picture is one of the funniest things i have seen this year.

[Crackie]

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four partridges in a pear tree

[JustALooseScrew]

rustyuk said:

The darts picture is one of the funniest things i have seen this year.

Agreed, especially when you show & tell the back story to people who don't always know who she is.

My young lad has taken to saying 'one hundred and ninety' every time he hears something stupid that people almost believe.

A few months back I was telling our U13 rugby team about the Falklands war and how when the helicopters flew in off the ocean all the penguins were watching and fell over backwards due to watching them fly over head. The penguins couldn't get up again and millions and millions of them died.

As soon as one lad said 'Really?' my lad shouted out 'One hundred and ninety!!!'.

We're always winding people up with bks and 'One hundred and ninety' done in your best Sid Waddell voice is a killer - one of the funniest things I've ever seen - I'll be using it to my grave.

I wonder if 'Abacus' has seen it?

[JustALooseScrew]

I didn't realise she has her own 'Abacus' tweeter

Diane Abacus said:

Happy Easter everyone and all. I hope Guy Fawkes brings you something nice. I'm off to Jezza's later for a nut roast and a wee drink or twelvety. DeeDee xx

[768]

JustALooseScrew said:

As soon as one lad said 'Really?' my lad shouted out 'One hundred and ninety!!!'.

[Likes Fast Cars]

JustALooseScrew said:

I didn't realise she has her own 'Abacus' tweeter

Diane Abacus said:

Happy Easter everyone and all. I hope Guy Fawkes brings you something nice. I'm off to Jezza's later for a nut roast and a wee drink or twelvety. DeeDee xx

Now we all know, thanks!

[johnxjsc1985]

I wonder what day she is up to with her Advent calendar

[The Dangerous Elk]

johnxjsc1985 said:

I wonder what day she is up to with her Advent calendar

Finished within the hour of receiving I would think.

[Burwood]

rustyuk said:

The darts picture is one of the funniest things i have seen this year.

We can all see the funny side but I’m waiting for the accusation of racism. It isn’t of course

[anonymous-user]

Burwood said:

We can all see the funny side but I’m waiting for the accusation of racism. It isn’t of course

There were plenty of those at the time.