Just had a Txt from my (can't afford a mortgage) daug, re advice for the Chancellor. Resign !! Actually, that's the only word in her reply that I can post here !!

Well, of course she can’t afford a mortgage if she is wasting her money on fancy shmancy mobile phones and avocados and tattoos. In my day we ate apples and used pay phones and that is how we could afford mortgages.

Er, she has a cheap mobile phone ( a present actually), no tattoos, and she prefers apples from our own tree.

Well in that case she obviously didn’t work hard enough at school to get a top job so as to afford a mortgage. Kids these days expect it all on a plate. Why is she texting you and not out there working a second job, and running an eBay site on the side?

(Some sarcasm may be imputed to these posts...)

Idiot. 1st class degree, and she worked 9 months before her first paid job in 2 internships. Unpaid. If you can’t post constructive comments, please shut the door on your way out.

I think you need to read (or comprehend) a little harder smile