Canvy Island want independence

[anonymous-user]

I was a site engineer on canvey for a couple of years. Stayed on site as semi-security.

My God. Piss heads walking on site asking for work. s nicking stuff so often that we ended up storing drain covers etc on the portacabin roofs. s coming in and using our compound to burn the sheathing off stolen railway cable. Mud. Unexploded bombs. Traffic. Maybe 4 adult teeth on the entire island. And considering I was working in fields, I never saw a single rabbit on the entire island. That's just plain weird.

Like Jaywick, it is somewhere that needs bricking up and floating out in to the sea.

[Murph7355]

FourWheelDrift said:

How many votes can a single family have?

On Canvey that's an infinite loop.

[Tom Logan]

crankedup said:

Tom Logan said:

Ali G said:

CoolHands said:

Can we stick all the travellers on it? They can have their own place then.

Will that make them Feelgood?

Oil City Confidential was a good watch, I was always a Dr Feelgood fan.

Yup, top band, and good old Wilko still strutting on stage.
Bass player from Culture Club.
Eddy and the Hotrods.

Wilko's current bass player is (I believe) Norman Watt-Roy, ex Blockheads and a superb musician.

Good to see Wilko still doing the rounds after his illness especially his stuff with Roger Daltrey.

[Jonesy23]

I always take comfort knowing the place was due a direct hit if things ever went nuclear.

[Tom Logan]

Jonesy23 said:

I always take comfort knowing the place was due a direct hit if things ever went nuclear.

Hopefully the device will overshoot and land smack bang in the middle of the stehole directly west of CI.

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[Ayahuasca]

FourWheelDrift said:

How many votes can a single family have?

As many as they can count on their hands. 12.

[Ali G]

Ayahuasca said:

FourWheelDrift said:

How many votes can a single family have?

As many as they can count on their hands. 12.

Ah - so part of the extended Croydon branch of evolution.

[dandarez]

Europa1 said:

MXRod said:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/can...

Followed by
Sheppy
Anglsea
IOW
to name a few

[ahem] To misspell a few...

[fervently hoping I've spelt misspell correctly...]

Miss Pell was down the pub tonight. She's a 'looker!'


I said... Looker!!!

[KrazyIvan]

CoolHands said:

Can we stick all the travellers on it? They can have their own place then.

Travellers don't want their own place.....they want everyone else's.

[B'stard Child]

Robertj21a said:

Can the rest of the UK vote ?.

If so, I would like to have a vote on whether these should stay in the UK:-

Middlesbrough
Tower Hamlets
Rochdale
Mansfield
Bootle
Bradford

- have I forgotten anyone ?

Yes

Luton
Wisbech
Skegness
Sthorpe

[C0ffin D0dger]

king arthur said:

CoolHands said:

Can we stick all the travellers on it? They can have their own place then.

But then they wouldn't be travellers.

They will be if we severe all the bridges to it and then it can float off into the North Sea

[Biker 1]

B'stard Child said:

Robertj21a said:

Can the rest of the UK vote ?.

If so, I would like to have a vote on whether these should stay in the UK:-

Middlesbrough
Tower Hamlets
Rochdale
Mansfield
Bootle
Bradford

- have I forgotten anyone ?

Yes

Luton
Wisbech
Skegness
Sthorpe

Newhaven
Ikea Croydon
Rotherham

[Robertj21a]

Biker 1 said:

B'stard Child said:

Robertj21a said:

Can the rest of the UK vote ?.

If so, I would like to have a vote on whether these should stay in the UK:-

Middlesbrough
Tower Hamlets
Rochdale
Mansfield
Bootle
Bradford

- have I forgotten anyone ?

Yes

Luton
Wisbech
Skegness
Sthorpe

Newhaven
Ikea Croydon
Rotherham

Stoke on Trent
Harlesden
Motherwell
Aberdare
Basildon
Merthyr Tydfil
Cumbernauld

[anonymous-user]

Robertj21a said:

Biker 1 said:

B'stard Child said:

Robertj21a said:

Can the rest of the UK vote ?.

If so, I would like to have a vote on whether these should stay in the UK:-

Middlesbrough
Tower Hamlets
Rochdale
Mansfield
Bootle
Bradford

- have I forgotten anyone ?

Yes

Luton
Wisbech
Skegness
Sthorpe

Newhaven
Ikea Croydon
Rotherham

Stoke on Trent
Harlesden
Motherwell
Aberdare
Basildon
Merthyr Tydfil
Cumbernauld

Sheffield.
Liverpool.
Colne.
Scotland.

[Carl_Manchester]

Vocal Minority said:

Ah yes

'We would at this point make jokes about Thanet people being thick, but then we'd get letters of complaint from the one that can write'

- Jack Dee

Lol

[MXRod]

Europa1 said:

[ahem] To misspell a few...

[fervently hoping I've spelt misspell correctly...]

Oops
Knew I should have run it through spellchecker before posting.
Still ,kept spelling and grammar police amused .

[B'stard Child]

Biker 1 said:

Ikea Croydon