Poo watch

[poo at Paul's]

After 47 days, they probably filled the (birds) custardy log....

[Laurel Green]

He's been taken to hospital - will they have a suitable corkscrew to cure the blockage?

[eldar]

Laurel Green said:

He's been taken to hospital - will they have a suitable corkscrew to cure the blockage?

Picolax. Then retreat quickly.

[anonymous-user]

That is going to feel so good for him to let that lot go isn't it?

I reckon it might need two flushes to clear it

[Hayek]

The Police could sell the broadcasting rights of his cell to C4 to make some kind of Big Brother varient.

[Snubs]

2Btoo said:

Erm, someone's going to have to explain this to me in short sentences 'cos I is being fick.

Man is arrested on suspicion of swallowing drugs.

Man is held for 47 days waiting for the evidence to appear.

Man is released without charge despite not having poo'd.

Am I the only one who is struggling to understand this?

I read the article as saying that they dropped the charge of possession as it couldn't be proved, but he was rearrested on suspicion of being concerned in the supply of a Class A drug. So they switched the charges so the guy could go and give some poor medical staff a crap time, rather than being released altogether.

[4x4Tyke]

After holding off that long it could be that he can no longer go naturally even if ready to give it up, so to speak. I had a paralytic intestine after an operation and was re-admitted to hospital because of it, potentially very serious.

[Cupramax]

He wasn't released in Salisbury was he?

[FourWheelDrift]

He was directed to a portaloo in a field away from the houses - https://youtu.be/MrTTJJOAKHU?t=64

[kowalski655]

poo at Paul's said:

After 47 days, they probably filled the (birds) custardy log....

The log will be more concrete-y than custard-y

I hope he doesnt go to Paul's house for it !

[blearyeyedboy]

Cupramax said:

He wasn't released in Salisbury was he?

This deserves a