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ABZ RS6

749 posts

104 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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BlackLabel said:
Teppic said:
Sad!

beeb said:
We're in an arena of risk of death.
Aye, the two coppers I would imagine once it finally erupts!

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

124 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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el romeral said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5375833/Su...

Must be backed up all the way to his throat lol. Would not like to be monitoring that when the movement finally comes rofl
Going a bit off topic i know there was recently a sad story in the press about this. Didn’t realise the human body could hold so much poo.

Guardian said:
Aged just 33, Mr Handley died suddenly in Ipswich hospital in November 2012 after a heart attack caused by inhaling his own liquid faeces, vomited up because his bowel was severely obstructed by faecal impaction. His abdomen was, one doctor noted, the size of that of a woman who was 40 weeks’ pregnant.
Guardian said:
The inquest heard that two days before Mr Handley died in 2012, medics removed 10kg of faeces from his bowels. That turned out to be just a small amount of the total in his body: the postmortem revealed that much more had become impacted in his bowel.

After the operation – while receiving what the hospital has admitted during the inquest was inadequate care – Mr Handley vomited up, then inhaled, liquid faeces. He had a heart attack from which he never regained consciousness. He died shortly afterwards.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/08/gross-failure-in-mans-care-led-to-death-from-constipation





Cupramax

10,482 posts

253 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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Laurel Green said:
Yep, was seen logging in to PH.
hehe what you did there...

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

160 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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Is it just me thinking...
He has made a deal.
He pooped his load within 2-3 days.

The authorities are saying... He's holding out for 40 days _

So that when he does poop - Drug dealing warlords decide - "Fair do's - he isn't a grass"



jmorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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Reminds me of the joke about the monkey and the cork.

blearyeyedboy

6,314 posts

180 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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Troubleatmill said:
The authorities are saying... He's holding out for 40 days
Perhaps he's really religious and has given up stting for Lent.

poo at Paul's

14,162 posts

176 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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If he ends up dying, do you think plod may delete their somewhat flippant twitter feed on the subject?

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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Hopefully not as it’s only one person’s fault.


How come his body just doesn’t ‘go’ when he’s asleep?

Previous

1,453 posts

155 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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Beeb reports he has "rejected" laxatives and x ray.

To a degree i can understand why the police would prefer not to be administering substances, but can't understand why he can't be x ray'd.

'Uman Rites?

Edited by Previous on Saturday 24th February 19:58

kowalski655

14,657 posts

144 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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An X-Ray would need them to manhandle him to hospital,as he doesnt consent,and I imagine as it isnt required (yet) Police probably think he would go to court about it.
I wonder if you can get Picolax in aerosol form smile

NRS

22,217 posts

202 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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jmorgan said:
Reminds me of the joke about the monkey and the cork.
And elephant.

Digger

14,705 posts

192 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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A wafer-thin mint...

gooner1

10,223 posts

180 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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Digger said:
A wafer-thin mint...
Another cleaning lady for Monsieur Chambers..

Plug Life

978 posts

92 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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How is this even possible? I couldn't keep Mr. Hankey in the house just for an extra 24hr...

snuffy

9,812 posts

285 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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I'm surprised no one has popped this up yet :


sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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Any clever bods can explain how on earth he is doing this?

Surely not eating for this amount of time must seriously be harmful?


voyds9

8,489 posts

284 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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Give him grape juice

STAND BACK HE'S GUNNA BLOW

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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voyds9 said:
Give him grape juice

STAND BACK HE'S GUNNA BLOW
Coffee and a fag.

kev1974

4,029 posts

130 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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sc0tt said:
Any clever bods can explain how on earth he is doing this?

Surely not eating for this amount of time must seriously be harmful?
He is eating, I read in one of the stories that his mum is bringing him food in. I guess the police are allowing that so they don't get accused of spiking his food with laxatives.

FourWheelDrift

88,572 posts

285 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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sc0tt said:
Any clever bods can explain how on earth he is doing this?

Surely not eating for this amount of time must seriously be harmful?
He's changing at a DNA level. He's not going to blow, he's going to evolve.