Move your f*in van (Ambwlans)

[andy_s]

I say, she's a honey...

As an aside, what a most excellent journal the Mirror is, I've spent quite a pleasant half hour trawling through their highly original works of comedy - the lady drying her pants on a plane to Vladivostok, the recently engaged couple denied service at Wetherspoons and the trails and tribulations of sex taped hitherto completely unknown celebrities. As far as smart satire goes, it really is the best. Very subtle.

[DurianIceCream]

kowalski655 said:

Definitely top right on the hot/crazy scale!

Head says no, nads say go.

[Cupramax]

l354uge said:

Group fund to permanently park a massive pink dildo outside her house?

Sorted

[_dobbo_]

jurbie said:

zygalski said:

Ring-a-ding-ding.

Hot and mad. As we speak there will be a queue of middle aged PH'ers forming in her street hoping that in 12 months she'll take their house off them.

Snake with tits in waiting!

[Moonhawk]

DurianIceCream said:

Head says no, nads say go.

It could well be the last thing your nads say.

[wc98]

andy_s said:

I say, she's a honey...

really ? looks like dean macey in the first couple of pics . eye of the beholder i suppose.

[Pompeymedic]

Do you get prison ‘wives’ in women only jails?

[devnull]

carreauchompeur said:

I’ve seen a picture of the note. It’s written in that handwriting common to the bossy but interminably thick girls at school that didn’t end up staying past 16.

I did an actual LOL reading this. It's so true.

[coldel]

V40Vinnie said:

If i were in charge of the Emergency services i would blacklist her, same as rock throwers. If youre caught abusing the emergency services you lose the right to use them simple

Like it...

[Cold]

Sharman has entered a guilty plea to the public order charges.

Edit to add: £120 fine, a victim surcharge of £30 and costs of £135.

Edited by Cold on Tuesday 20th February 13:24

[4x4Tyke]

andy_s said:

I say, she's a honey...

If that was true, the picture wouldn't be so heavily processed.

The paramedic however, very nice with minimal makeup.

[Rovinghawk]

Cold said:

Sharman has entered a guilty plea to the public order charges.

Edit to add: £120 fine, a victim surcharge of £30 and costs of £135.

Sounds about right- enough to send a clear message without being outrageous compared to other offences.

[Shaw Tarse]

Community service would have been good to see.

Maybe mopping out the back of ambulances?

[Cold]

The charges of breaching her previous restraining order was dropped before reaching court.

Magistrate said: "This was an absolutely despicable incident.”


Stoke Sentinel, somewhat tongue-in-cheek, reports of the "media frenzy" outside the court:

[rsbmw]

4x4Tyke said:

If that was true, the picture wouldn't be so heavily processed.

The paramedic however, very nice with minimal makeup.

Agreed, prefer the paramedic

[Digga]

rsbmw said:

4x4Tyke said:

If that was true, the picture wouldn't be so heavily processed.

The paramedic however, very nice with minimal makeup.

Agreed, prefer the paramedic

Hang on though guys. Just remember, given the location, the faces will likely come as a package with that Stokey accent.

[Cold]

rsbmw said:

4x4Tyke said:

If that was true, the picture wouldn't be so heavily processed.

The paramedic however, very nice with minimal makeup.

Agreed, prefer the paramedic

That would be Katie Tudor (who wasn't directly involved in this incident, but she brought it to mainstream attention).
Current paramedic media darling and feature of a soon-to-be-released documentary series about the emergency services. (Friend and colleague of Ms Tott who you may know from her appearance as a waitress on C4's First dates show when not scooping up broken people.)

[Shakermaker]

Red 4 said:

She probably thought the ambo was a Morrisons home delivery van.

Easy mistake to make (for the clearly retarded).

My mate (paramedic) regularly waves at Morrisons vans and then feels the embarrassment of them not being ambulances.

[andy_s]

4x4Tyke said:

andy_s said:

I say, she's a honey...

If that was true, the picture wouldn't be so heavily processed.

The paramedic however, very nice with minimal makeup.

I think my arrows missed their mark - I don't think the Mirror is a satirist journal either

[Galsia]

Gareth79 said:

Kirsty Sharman, 26, charged with "a public order offence and breaching a restraining order":

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-pictur...

She looks like she could eat an apple through a letterbox.