Major incident at Salisbury District Hospital

Major incident at Salisbury District Hospital

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JPJPJP

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107 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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pavarotti1980

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23 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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JPJPJP said:
Person(s) attend A&E after exposure to something. A&E roll their eyes and call major incident whilst thinking why us?

Seventy

1,746 posts

77 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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Fentanyl use in the town. People falling over.

mx5nut

3,158 posts

21 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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JPJPJP said:
What’s going on here?
A local radio station is sensationalising a relatively routine incident?

Drumroll

1,226 posts

59 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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mx5nut said:
JPJPJP said:
What’s going on here?
A local radio station is sensationalising a relatively routine incident?
Maybe not.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-432...

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PRTVR

4,553 posts

160 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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Homer Simpson working at porton down maybe.

paul789

1,596 posts

43 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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mx5nut said:
JPJPJP said:
What’s going on here?
A local radio station is sensationalising a relatively routine incident?
'To be fair' (God, I hate the phrase - using it satirically) - the most excitement they usually get is - 'A shopping trolley was reported stolen In Salisbury yesterday by Sainsbury's and later turned up in the stream next to the library'.

FlyingMeeces

9,932 posts

150 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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That's quite the response. Given the shots of streets being hosed down, presumably probably not actual radioactive material?

paul789

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43 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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FlyingMeeces said:
That's quite the response. Given the shots of streets being hosed down, presumably probably not actual radioactive material?
Just a shame they can't make the hazmat suits look cooler. The requirements when designing them should be:

1) Not make the personnel resemble Mr Blobby.
2) Actually function.
3) Not be too hot inside.
4) Stuff.



PRTVR

4,553 posts

160 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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Is Salisbury a military town ? Tanks use to use Salisbury plane, is it the same area?

amusingduck

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75 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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FlyingMeeces said:
That's quite the response. Given the shots of streets being hosed down, presumably probably not actual radioactive material?
There's a homeopathy joke in there somewhere...

esxste

1,530 posts

45 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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amusingduck said:
There's a homeopathy joke in there somewhere...
More chance of finding an active ingredient in your average homeopathic remedy, I suspect wink

FlyingMeeces

9,932 posts

150 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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One of the two ill people is reported by the Beeb to be Russian, and a "former intelligence [something]" - the end of the bulletin got talked over but I guess agent or analyst.

Might not be such nothing after all, then?

loose cannon

5,345 posts

180 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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Ex Russian spy, Putin up to his usual tricks again

Andy-SP2

256 posts

15 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/16064949._M...at_Salisbury_District_Hospital_linked_to_Maltings_medical_emergencypolice_confirm/

No confirmation as what's happened yet but

http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/16064166.LA...

Quote: Emergency services suspect the powerful drug fentanyl - a synthetic opiate 50-100 times stronger than heroin - may have been involved.

We have such fun here in Salisbury

louiechevy

306 posts

132 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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Just caught that myself reported to be a former Russian spy given refuge in the uk

loose cannon

5,345 posts

180 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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Ex Russian spy, Putin up to his usual tricks again

eharding

9,162 posts

223 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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AndySP2 said:
Quote: Emergency services suspect the powerful drug fentanyl - a synthetic opiate 50-100 times stronger than heroin - may have been involved.
I believe Fentanyl has been used in assassination attempts before.


Edited: Previously used by Mossad in a botched attempt on a Hamas leader 20 years ago. It didn't work.



Edited by eharding on Monday 5th March 18:43

petemurphy

5,080 posts

122 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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Oh I thought mcmafia had finished

poo at Paul's

6,801 posts

114 months

Monday 5th March 2018
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Blimey. I wonder if those who used to Spy for the Czechs are a bit worried................