Top Ten Phrases For Winning An Internet Argument

[Halmyre]

Bacon Is Proof said:

Derek Smith said:

Zod said:

Where's turbobloke when you need him?

No one's ever needed him so why should they know?

What's it to you? Your mother is a ball point pen thief.

Your mother swims after troopships.

Don't know if it ends arguments but it is one of the more obscure "your mother" sayings

[BruceV8]

Halmyre said:

Your mother swims after troopships.

Don't know if it ends arguments but it is one of the more obscure "your mother" sayings

Your Mum owes my dog fk money.

[Ayahuasca]

There are some contenders on the SPL laser jammer thread:




And the whole "prisons are full, what about the rapists and murderers!" is a specious argument.


You're making a huge fuss over nothing.


Stupidest statement on PH, and that’s saying something.



0/3 Must try harder.


Self-acquired knowledge via the Internet can be dangerously applied. Maybe consider not giving advice in future.

[EddieSteadyGo]

Overly judicious use of emojis combined with an attempt at a pithy one-liner as a lame attempt to try and say "you're a fking moron - I can't believe you are as thick as pig st"



Classic

[anonymous-user]

Your to stupid!

And my personal favourite 'cognitive dissonance', almost always used, ironically, to mean stupid.

[anonymous-user]

BruceV8 said:

Halmyre said:

Your mother swims after troopships.

Don't know if it ends arguments but it is one of the more obscure "your mother" sayings

Your Mum owes my dog fk money.

These are both argument winners. If I was arguing with anyone and they said that I’d think it was brilliant and unconditionally surrender or whatever.

So much more enjoyable than some dullatron saying HTH or

There used to be emojis of bananas dancing and shagging, they always won an argument too. You’d get smacked down and everyone knew it, then in the final act of this opera of humiliation, you’d see these dancing bananas and some taking each other doggy style. You just knew it was all over.

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 25th April 15:04

[S11Steve]

The problem with internet arguments is that those watching from afar often struggle to identify which one is the idiot.

[anonymous-user]

BruceV8 said:

Your Mum owes my dog fk money.

Your dog fk money? Your Mum owes my dog his fk money. Surely?

[BruceV8]

fblm said:

BruceV8 said:

Your Mum owes my dog fk money.

Your dog fk money? Your Mum owes my dog his fk money. Surely?

Or perhaps 'Your Mum owes me money for my allowing my dog to fk her, at her request'.

But I feel it loses something in the correction.

HTH.

[anonymous-user]

BruceV8 said:

fblm said:

BruceV8 said:

Your Mum owes my dog fk money.

Your dog fk money? Your Mum owes my dog his fk money. Surely?

Or perhaps 'Your Mum owes me money for my allowing my dog to fk her, at her request'.

But I feel it loses something in the correction.

HTH.

I agree but it's still better than 'Your Mum owes me my dog fk money'. If you want to end the argument with the last word you can't leave anyone wondering who is the dog fker is.

[Ayahuasca]

If I had wanted any comeback, I would have wiped it off your mum's face.

[99dndd]

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