Gammon?

[powerstroke]

Better than narrow minds don't cha think

[alfie2244]

schmunk said:

alfie2244 said:

gooner1 said:

Had a pleasant afternoon preparing the narrow boat
with the grandsons for what will hopefully be an even
more pleasant weekend. Hope you all enjoy yours.

Fitting a new canopy to ours this weekend.........wonder if Glo will be on here all weekend as usual?

You two both have narrow boats?

I didn't think this thread could get better, but it just has.

Actually in truth I have got one of those "furiner" Dutch barges

eta after 35+ yrs wasting money on many forms of motorsport going at silly speeds I decided to now waste my kids' inheritances on something a bit more sedentary.

Edited by alfie2244 on Saturday 2nd June 10:17

[alfie2244]

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

gooner1 said:

Had a pleasant afternoon preparing the narrow boat
with the grandsons for what will hopefully be an even
more pleasant weekend. Hope you all enjoy yours.

Fitting a new canopy to ours this weekend.........wonder if Glo will be on here all weekend as usual?

Nobody is reading this thread and thinking you two are well balanced individuals.

You’ve both pretty much lived up to all the stereotypes of the thread title.

But wait, you’re working on a narrow boat so you must be happy normal people and Gloria is the ranting angry one.

So people working on narrow boats are abnormal? Spent many years working on racecars but got too much boat stuff in the garage to fit one in now. You?

[anonymous-user]

alfie2244 said:

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

gooner1 said:

Had a pleasant afternoon preparing the narrow boat
with the grandsons for what will hopefully be an even
more pleasant weekend. Hope you all enjoy yours.

Fitting a new canopy to ours this weekend.........wonder if Glo will be on here all weekend as usual?

Nobody is reading this thread and thinking you two are well balanced individuals.

You’ve both pretty much lived up to all the stereotypes of the thread title.

But wait, you’re working on a narrow boat so you must be happy normal people and Gloria is the ranting angry one.

So people working on narrow boats are abnormal? Spent many years working on racecars but got too much boat stuff in the garage to fit one in now. You?

Er no. It’s about you two suddenly randomly bring up your hobbies and making out you’re doing interesting things and Gloria is on PHs all weekend.

You two have spent pages proving all the stereotypes to be correct and then suddenly realise you come across as ranting nutters so you both try to make out you’re well balanced and doing interesting stuff (and now more irrelevant information about working on cars) and it’s “glo” who spends all the time on here and is a bit odd.

Working on narrow boats = normal.
Acting like the people described in the thread title = not normal.
Acting like the people in the thread title for pages and then making out you’re actually doing great stuff and it’s gloria that’s on here all the time = hilarious.

[alfie2244]

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

gooner1 said:

Had a pleasant afternoon preparing the narrow boat
with the grandsons for what will hopefully be an even
more pleasant weekend. Hope you all enjoy yours.

Fitting a new canopy to ours this weekend.........wonder if Glo will be on here all weekend as usual?

Nobody is reading this thread and thinking you two are well balanced individuals.

You’ve both pretty much lived up to all the stereotypes of the thread title.

But wait, you’re working on a narrow boat so you must be happy normal people and Gloria is the ranting angry one.

So people working on narrow boats are abnormal? Spent many years working on racecars but got too much boat stuff in the garage to fit one in now. You?

Er no. It’s about you two suddenly randomly bring up your hobbies and making out you’re doing interesting things and Gloria is on PHs all weekend.

You two have spent pages proving all the stereotypes to be correct and then suddenly realise you come across as ranting nutters so you both try to make out you’re well balanced and doing interesting stuff (and now more irrelevant information about working on cars) and it’s “glo” who spends all the time on here and is a bit odd.

Working on narrow boats = normal.
Acting like the people described in the thread title = not normal.
Acting like the people in the thread title for pages and then making out you’re actually doing great stuff and it’s gloria that’s on here all the time = hilarious.

"My wife is actually really good looking but luckily so am I " and you think I'm " not normal"

[anonymous-user]

alfie2244 said:

"My wife is actually really good looking but luckily so am I " and you think I'm " not normal"

That thread is clearly a piss take thicko.

How creepy going through people’s posting history to find ammunition.

[alfie2244]

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

"My wife is actually really good looking but luckily so am I " and you think I'm " not normal"

That thread is clearly a piss take thicko.

How creepy going through people’s posting history to find ammunition.

Weirdo........one single click and there it was for all to see.......being called not normal from you really isn't an insult I can assure you.............mind your BP you cold end up a faux gammon.

[Kccv23highliftcam]

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

gooner1 said:

Had a pleasant afternoon preparing the narrow boat
with the grandsons for what will hopefully be an even
more pleasant weekend. Hope you all enjoy yours.

Fitting a new canopy to ours this weekend.........wonder if Glo will be on here all weekend as usual?

Nobody is reading this thread and thinking you two are well balanced individuals.

You’ve both pretty much lived up to all the stereotypes of the thread title.

But wait, you’re working on a narrow boat so you must be happy normal people and Gloria is the ranting angry one.

So people working on narrow boats are abnormal? Spent many years working on racecars but got too much boat stuff in the garage to fit one in now. You?

Er no. It’s about you two suddenly randomly bring up your hobbies and making out you’re doing interesting things and Gloria is on PHs all weekend.

So you two know each other then...

[anonymous-user]

alfie2244 said:

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

"My wife is actually really good looking but luckily so am I " and you think I'm " not normal"

That thread is clearly a piss take thicko.

How creepy going through people’s posting history to find ammunition.

Weirdo........one single click and there it was for all to see.......being called not normal from you really isn't an insult I can assure you.............mind your BP you cold end up a faux gammon.

You’ve clearly gone through my post history to find something to use against me.

That’s really creepy.

[alfie2244]

Kccv23highliftcam said:

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

gooner1 said:

Had a pleasant afternoon preparing the narrow boat
with the grandsons for what will hopefully be an even
more pleasant weekend. Hope you all enjoy yours.

Fitting a new canopy to ours this weekend.........wonder if Glo will be on here all weekend as usual?

Nobody is reading this thread and thinking you two are well balanced individuals.

You’ve both pretty much lived up to all the stereotypes of the thread title.

But wait, you’re working on a narrow boat so you must be happy normal people and Gloria is the ranting angry one.

So people working on narrow boats are abnormal? Spent many years working on racecars but got too much boat stuff in the garage to fit one in now. You?

Er no. It’s about you two suddenly randomly bring up your hobbies and making out you’re doing interesting things and Gloria is on PHs all weekend.

So you two know each other then...

I doubt it.............I only know ugly abnormal people.

[alfie2244]

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

"My wife is actually really good looking but luckily so am I " and you think I'm " not normal"

That thread is clearly a piss take thicko.

How creepy going through people’s posting history to find ammunition.

Weirdo........one single click and there it was for all to see.......being called not normal from you really isn't an insult I can assure you.............mind your BP you cold end up a faux gammon.

You’ve clearly gone through my post history to find something to use against me.

That’s really creepy.

Don't talk silly man....never heard of you in my life so clicked to see what caliber of person you were..........only took one click to see you're a weirdo easily hooked by the lip when a bit of gammon is on offer.

[anonymous-user]

Kccv23highliftcam said:

So you two know each other then...

What are you going on about? Is there a break in the bingo? Why are all the old reactionary weirdos suddenly appearing and spouting incoherent nonsense.

Just calm down, take your teeth out and sit down and have a nice little nap. Hopefully you won’t wet yourself or do anything unsavoury.

[alfie2244]

El stovey said:

Kccv23highliftcam said:

So you two know each other then...

What are you going on about? Is there a break in the bingo? Why are all the old reactionary weirdos suddenly appearing and spouting incoherent nonsense.

Just calm down, take your teeth out and sit down and have a nice little nap. Hopefully you won’t wet yourself or do anything unsavoury.

You are the king of Gammon I claim my £5.

[anonymous-user]

alfie2244 said:

Don't talk silly man....never heard of you in my life so clicked to see what caliber of person you were..........only took one click to see you're a weirdo easily hooked by the lip when a bit of gammon is on offer.

Of course. Just one click to open someone’s profile and then open their threads and read their old posts and then completely miss the point.

This thread is really bringing out the old nutters.

[alfie2244]

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

Don't talk silly man....never heard of you in my life so clicked to see what caliber of person you were..........only took one click to see you're a weirdo easily hooked by the lip when a bit of gammon is on offer.

Of course. Just one click to open someone’s profile and then open their threads and read their old posts and then completely miss the point.

This thread is really bringing out the old nutters.

Calm down dear.....have suck on a Werthers or something...... too much stress will give you wrinkles and ruin your good looks.

[anonymous-user]

alfie2244 said:

El stovey said:

Kccv23highliftcam said:

So you two know each other then...

What are you going on about? Is there a break in the bingo? Why are all the old reactionary weirdos suddenly appearing and spouting incoherent nonsense.

Just calm down, take your teeth out and sit down and have a nice little nap. Hopefully you won’t wet yourself or do anything unsavoury.

You are the king of Gammon I claim my £5.

Don’t worry grandad, the foreigners aren’t stealing your narrow boat. Just go back to sleep and we’ll wake you up when it’s time for your nappy change.

[alfie2244]

El stovey said:

alfie2244 said:

El stovey said:

Kccv23highliftcam said:

So you two know each other then...

What are you going on about? Is there a break in the bingo? Why are all the old reactionary weirdos suddenly appearing and spouting incoherent nonsense.

Just calm down, take your teeth out and sit down and have a nice little nap. Hopefully you won’t wet yourself or do anything unsavoury.

You are the king of Gammon I claim my £5.

Don’t worry grandad, the foreigners aren’t stealing your narrow boat. Just go back to sleep and we’ll wake you up when it’s time for your nappy change.

Really if that is the best you can do it hardly seems worth my effort and I may as well watch the footy..............gonna do some real fishing from the boat tomorrow...........don't suppose you have a spare tin of spam you could lend me please...........great bait for chub don't ya know?

[Gloria Slap]

alfie2244 said:

"My wife is actually really good looking but luckily so am I " and you think I'm " not normal"

Come on Alfie, you couldn't tell that was a joke?

Of course Gammon knew what they voted for!

[FN2TypeR]

This thread is amazing

[alfie2244]

Gloria Slap said:

alfie2244 said:

"My wife is actually really good looking but luckily so am I " and you think I'm " not normal"

Come on Alfie, you couldn't tell that was a joke?

Of course Gammon knew what they voted for!

Having never come across this good looking chap before he called me abnormal how am I supposed to know Glo?

After all I am " not well balanced, not normal, a ranting old nutter, a creepy old reactionary weirdo, spouting incoherent nonsense, about to wet myself, old , need a nap and a nappy change and I've never been called any of that by such a handsome fella before so don't know what to think.....

But yes I know what I voted for.....................cheaper pineapple rings.