How do we think EU negotiations will go? (Vol 4)

How do we think EU negotiations will go? (Vol 4)

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don'tbesilly

13,933 posts

163 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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citizensm1th said:
don'tbesilly said:
Ah balance of payments, the scales on your side hit the floor.
I guess it was multiple Caribbean cruises the following year.

You have to take it while you can, you can expect a flurry of demand within 2 weeks of March 29th 2019.

You do have ample stocks I take it? One hopes you don't use Dover for deliveries wink
?? What now you want to fill the cemetery, s of Kent as well as the motorways?
I'd respond but I haven't got a clue what message you are trying to convey.

Do you get given question marks along with your benefits?


Vanden Saab

14,093 posts

74 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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don'tbesilly said:
citizensm1th said:
don'tbesilly said:
Ah balance of payments, the scales on your side hit the floor.
I guess it was multiple Caribbean cruises the following year.

You have to take it while you can, you can expect a flurry of demand within 2 weeks of March 29th 2019.

You do have ample stocks I take it? One hopes you don't use Dover for deliveries wink
?? What now you want to fill the cemetery, s of Kent as well as the motorways?
I'd respond but I haven't got a clue what message you are trying to convey.

Do you get given question marks along with your benefits?
The EU pay per question, but as they don't have time to read every post they get a program to count the question marks.... Obvious really. Personally I get paid per sentence which is counted by full stops..........

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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Vanden Saab said:
The EU pay per question, but as they don't have time to read every post they get a program to count the question marks.... Obvious really. Personally I get paid per sentence which is counted by full stops..........
Never been paid more I am loving brexit


Roll on the no deal crash out

don'tbesilly

13,933 posts

163 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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citizensm1th said:
Vanden Saab said:
The EU pay per question, but as they don't have time to read every post they get a program to count the question marks.... Obvious really. Personally I get paid per sentence which is counted by full stops..........
Never been paid more I am loving brexit


Roll on the no deal crash out
Have you composed your bragging statement for the PH membership yet?
Have you asked the mods whether they could make it a sticky?

Have you practiced the speech in front of the mirror?

laugh

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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don'tbesilly said:
Have you composed your bragging statement for the PH membership yet?
Have you asked the mods whether they could make it a sticky?

Have you practiced the speech in front of the mirror?

laugh
Naaaaa I'm not the type to join a club to many stinking rules

don'tbesilly

13,933 posts

163 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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citizensm1th said:
don'tbesilly said:
Have you composed your bragging statement for the PH membership yet?
Have you asked the mods whether they could make it a sticky?

Have you practiced the speech in front of the mirror?

laugh
Naaaaa I'm not the type to join a club to many stinking rules
Club? Rules?

What on earth are you talking about?

Jockman

17,917 posts

160 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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crankedup said:
Digga said:
Jockman said:
PurpleMoonlight said:
Jockman said:
I could leave a screw loose......

I plan to be burnt.
Good financial decision.
Me too. In an old packing case, delivered to the back door the the crem' on a Transit tipper.

That's what Mrs Digga's told me. Although she is open to more reasonably priced suggestions.
You wouldn’t be the first! I have seen coffins turn up in the back of everyday estate cars. Nothing wrong with that but Society has been brainwashed into believing that posh hearses and limo’s are the dignified mode of transport for the final send off.
Most FDs will offer a cremdirect solution. Very cheap. Well, relatively speaking.

JuanCarlosFandango

7,798 posts

71 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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Interesting sub thread about funeral arrangements.

I have taken the liberty of building my own tomb on a hilltop in Northumberland. I don't own the land but figure I won't be much of an intrusion and the Duke, who does own the land, has so far raised no objections. It's far from an elaborate arrangement but a nice view and a decent enough walk for my offspring. And so far it's free.

I have signed up a team of pallbearers who are younger than me by enough of a margin to ensure I get there and left instructions in my will that should this not be possible at least my ashes will be left there in an urn and a cross placed to mark the spot.

It is an interesting experience to know my final resting place and have spent some considerable time there preparing the ground and meditating I feel a sense of peace which I didn't realise I had been craving for the first 40 years of my life.


Jockman

17,917 posts

160 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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You are an interesting bloke. Hope the Duke agrees with your sentiments.

As for the rest of us, we’re treading water awaiting Al’s intervention to allow us to go round in circles again smile

don'tbesilly

13,933 posts

163 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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Jockman said:
You are an interesting bloke. Hope the Duke agrees with your sentiments.

As for the rest of us, we’re treading water awaiting Al’s intervention to allow us to go round in circles again smile
The length of the thread had passed me by, Vol 4 nearly at an end, who'd have thunk it.

Al could just copy this thread, leave the last few pages available, call it Vol 5, and no one would be any the wiser.

B'stard Child

28,414 posts

246 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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pgh said:
Sometimes you read something and can't help but think "that's quite enough time on the Internet for today".
That’s everyday on PH around midnight

gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Saturday 13th October 2018
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Jockman said:
don'tbesilly said:
He didn't get out of bed for the first, the chances of getting out of a coffin to vote in a second are zero laugh
I could leave a screw loose......
He's already equipped in that respect. smile

Mrr T

12,236 posts

265 months

Saturday 13th October 2018
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Murph7355 said:
Mrr T said:
don'tbesilly said:
skahigh said:
Britain would have to give up it's rebate in the event of a remain vote in a second referendum

I think that's the point being made here anyway unless there's a nuance I'm not aware of (quite possible).

The EU people are not doing anything much to help the remain cause in the UK are they?
Ignored by the remainers.

No one who votes in a second referendum would vote to make the UK poorer.

laugh
We had a rebate before so I am sure it will continue.

This is all project fear.

We will get the best deal possible and it’s going to be the easiest deal ever to negotiate.
Ah, but as we want to learn from the "not the people's vote" 2yrs ago can you tell us precisely what the EU will be in 15yrs' time and what our GDP will be please.

It would also be good to know the weather in July 2030 so I can book my holidays early wink
We will all be rich, we will all be in the sunny uplands of the new EU, unicorns will roam the fields of the new and better EU. I am sure that's convinced you to vote remain since last time it convinced you to vote leave.

gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Saturday 13th October 2018
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Mrr T said:
We will all be rich, we will all be in the sunny uplands of the new EU, unicorns will roam the fields of the new and better EU. I am sure that's convinced you to vote remain since last time it convinced you to vote leave.
Cake, you forgot the cake, don't forget the cake. Have you gone off cake?

PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

157 months

Saturday 13th October 2018
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gooner1 said:
Cake, you forgot the cake, don't forget the cake. Have you gone off cake?

Here you go ...

GettyCake-1400x788 by Don Beech, on Flickr

Big Al.

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68,864 posts

258 months

Saturday 13th October 2018
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