Bercow resigning as Speaker

[Thorodin]

He is much more entitled to a pierage.

End Of Pier shows are quite popular in Northern seaside resorts, full of blaggards, impersonators, dummies and no-hopers. His reception would however be muted and the stage door johnnies might be few.

[Skyedriver]

Having watched the shennagins in the HoC over the last few days, I actually feel sorry for Mr Bercow.
He's had to sit through all the prattle, arguement, counter arguement, repeated rhetoric without a break. No wonder he is the way he is. LOL

[anonymous-user]

He doesn't have to, that's what the deputy speaker is for.

He simply cant stand the thought of not being there to grandstand. Probably wears a nappy.

[Stussy]

Now there’s likely to be an extension will he still go on the 31st?

[Pupp]

Stussy said:

Now there’s likely to be an extension will he still go on the 31st?

Hope so. The blood pressure elevations he clearly provokes amongst some must be thinning the gammon out...

[anonymous-user]

Stussy said:

Now there’s likely to be an extension will he still go on the 31st?

Doubt it
He is being coached by Jared O'Mara

[turbobloke]

Pupp said:

Stussy said:

Now there’s likely to be an extension will he still go on the 31st?

Hope so. The blood pressure elevations he clearly provokes amongst some must be thinning the gammon out...

Not with dry-salting or brining, they boost gammon longevity.

[anonymous-user]

Escort3500 said:

NoNeed said:

I do hope Boris follows Bercows lead in breaking conventions and withholds his peerage, Now I would drink to that.

TBH, despite his pomposity I really don’t think he’d be that bothered if/when he doesn’t get one. He’ll be happy enough that he’s left his mark on British politics, albeit for the wrong reasons.

More a stain than a mark.

[Some Guy]

[anonymous-user]

Hopefully he’ll carry on until Brexit is decided one way or another.
He knows every trick in the book being tried by the lying party.
The incompetents who were so thick they tried to put the same bill twice. After being done for the sake scam in March! Then the idiots feign anger...
What a joke they are, good work Bercow.

[vaud]

Jimboka said:

Hopefully he’ll carry on until Brexit is decided one way or another.
He knows every trick in the book being tried by the lying party.
The incompetents who were so thick they tried to put the same bill twice. After being done for the sake scam in March! Then the idiots feign anger...
What a joke they are, good work Bercow.

Hopefully he will keep to his word. His deputy is very experienced and competent- just grandstands less.

[PositronicRay]

Some Guy said:

Was that on politics live?

[NoNeed]

PositronicRay said:

Some Guy said:

Was that on politics live?

Newsflash

[TTmonkey]

I’d love a ring tone that went “OOOOorrrrrddduuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr” every time the phone rang.


People in work would be apoplectic with rage.

[vaud]

TTmonkey said:

I’d love a ring tone that went “OOOOorrrrrddduuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr” every time the phone rang.


People in work would be apoplectic with rage.

Fairly easy depending on your tech skills.

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XwvnnKAhsU

Then just find an online youtube to MP3 converter (be careful, some apps are very risky, use web based services)... then most phones will take the MP3 as a ringtone.

[thatsprettyshady]

What does John Bercow have with his cocktails?
HOOOORRRS D'OEUUVVRRRES

[Murph7355]

PositronicRay said:

Some Guy said:

Was that on politics live?

No, I'm pretty sure it's a repeat...

[turbobloke]

Murph7355 said:

PositronicRay said:

Some Guy said:

Was that on politics live?

No, I'm pretty sure it's a repeat...

[ClaphamGT3]

NoNeed said:

PositronicRay said:

Some Guy said:

Was that on politics live?

Newsflash

Fake news shocker

[ClaphamGT3]

Joking apart, I too hope that he will stay until the WA Bill has passed into law or - by some other route - we have clarity on Brexit.