Eating bread = fail a drugs test!

[Saleen836]

All you healthy eaters on here best be careful..
https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/22/factory-worker-sack...

[Camoradi]

May I stake my claim as the only healthy eating Aldi shopper on PH ?

I make my own bread though

[j_4m]

Camoradi said:

May I stake my claim as the only healthy eating Aldi shopper on PH ?

I make my own bread though

We make our own sourdough, much nicer than that supermarket stuff. Especially after all the laudanum we put in it.

[Lemming Train]

He looks like a wrong'un.

[toppstuff]

There was something on one of the BBC food programmes where they got a vicar to eat some poppy seed bagels and he failed a drug test too.

This is a thing.

[Zarco]

This has been going on forever with foods containing poppy seeds.

[Spoon Burner]

Seems they drug tested him when he yeast expected it.

[stitched]

toppstuff said:

There was something on one of the BBC food programmes where they got a vicar to eat some poppy seed bagels and he failed a drug test too.

This is a thing.

However knowing a few country vicars he would likely have failed the alcohol and coke tests as well.

[JB8]

Spoon Burner said:

Seems they drug tested him when he yeast expected it.

[Digger]

Dough!

[Lemming Train]

Spoon Burner said:

Seems they drug tested him when he yeast expected it.

He would have been toast without any dough to support his family but at least he can go back to earning a crust now that the company have reinstated him. Maybe they'll give him a rise by way of an apology?

[Whatsmyname]

Spoon Burner said:

Seems they drug tested him when he yeast expected it.

I seed what you did there.

[Salmonofdoubt]

toppstuff said:

There was something on one of the BBC food programmes where they got a vicar to eat some poppy seed bagels and he failed a drug test too.

This is a thing.

All the staff where I work are subjected to random drug tests. The testers are usually in for a week at a time, so when they appear certain people have been know to eat poppy seeded bread. This gets them sent home on full pay for two weeks until a retest is done.

[Halb]

juking the stats
brilliant

[uknick]

Happened to Angela Rippon when she failed drug test for opiates;

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/...

[anonymous-user]

Spoon Burner said:

Seems they drug tested him when he yeast expected it.

You won’t get a rise from me with that humour.

[garagewidow]

Spoon Burner said:

Seems they drug tested him when he yeast expected it.

Yes but nothing has been proven.

[mcelliott]

Going to struggle to earn a decent crust now.

[Blink982]

It happened to me a few years ago during my work medical. I failed the test twice in one day and then was sent to a different medical centre and scraped the third. I was gutted as I was suspended on full pay for all of one hour. Lidl Seeded Batch was the culprit. My old gaffer failed his medical/drugs test due to having a poppy seed bagel at the airport on the morning of his test.

[Jim the Sunderer]

Poppy Seed-Chewer said:

‘My wife and I had just started changing our diet and eating more healthily. I had been eating the bread every day.

Certainly healthier than his previous diet of battered lard.