Climate protesters block roads

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Tankrizzo

7,275 posts

194 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Cold said:
This woman protester has glued her breasts to the road outside Goldman Sachs.



Pun time... biggrin
Just cone her off and leave her there a few days while the traffic drives around her rofl

AJL308

6,390 posts

157 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Mort7 said:
Seem to me that the obvious answer would be to hold a fire drill. Hundreds of people coming past them from behind - some of whom would presumably take out their frustration on them one way or another - might make them rethink their strategy.
Which is a very valid point. They are showing absolutely fk all consideration towards the safety of other people.

wc98

10,415 posts

141 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Tankrizzo said:
Cold said:
This woman protester has glued her breasts to the road outside Goldman Sachs.



Pun time... biggrin
Just cone her off and leave her there a few days while the traffic drives around her rofl
or paint her grey and pretend she is a speed hump.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Cold said:
This woman protester has glued her breasts to the road outside Goldman Sachs.



Pun time... biggrin
She's a right tit.

Mort7

1,487 posts

109 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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She's making a right tit of herself.

D'oh. Beat me to it. smile

motco

15,964 posts

247 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Mort7 said:
She's making a right tit of herself.
If she gets up too quickly she'll have left tit behind...

j_4m

1,574 posts

65 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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motco said:
Mort7 said:
She's making a right tit of herself.
If she gets up too quickly she'll have left tit behind...
She'll probably want to milk it a bit longer

3.1416

453 posts

62 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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j_4m said:
motco said:
Mort7 said:
She's making a right tit of herself.
If she gets up too quickly she'll have left tit behind...
She'll probably want to milk it a bit longer
Then make a clean breast if it

Randy Winkman

16,158 posts

190 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Some famous people know to have had or suspected to have had aspergers includes Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Alexander Graham Bell, Benjamin Franklin, Bobby Fischer, Isaac Newton etc etc

https://www.betterhelp.com/advice/aspergers/famous...




kev1974

4,029 posts

130 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Cold said:


Erm...
OK, who didn't get given enough chocolate coins as a child frown

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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I hope the police unstick her carefully, she doesn't want her asphalt roughly.

motco

15,964 posts

247 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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FourWheelDrift said:
I hope the police unstick her carefully, she doesn't want her asphalt roughly.
  • groan*

Mort7

1,487 posts

109 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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motco said:
Mort7 said:
She's making a right tit of herself.
If she gets up too quickly she'll have left tit behind...
No problem. She'll still have the udder one.

FiF

44,115 posts

252 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Mort7 said:
motco said:
Mort7 said:
She's making a right tit of herself.
If she gets up too quickly she'll have left tit behind...
No problem. She'll still have the udder one.
Perhaps plod should issue her with a NIP for unnecessary obstruction.

Mort7

1,487 posts

109 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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FiF said:
Mort7 said:
motco said:
Mort7 said:
She's making a right tit of herself.
If she gets up too quickly she'll have left tit behind...
No problem. She'll still have the udder one.
Perhaps plod should issue her with a NIP for unnecessary obstruction.
Once she's been identified she's sure to have her knockers.

andy_s

19,402 posts

260 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Randy Winkman said:
Some famous people know to have had or suspected to have had aspergers includes Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Alexander Graham Bell, Benjamin Franklin, Bobby Fischer, Isaac Newton etc etc

https://www.betterhelp.com/advice/aspergers/famous...
There's quite a few people that were famous that didn't have Aspergers and quite a few that have Aspergers that aren't famous too.

I think we recognise Aspergers can sometimes be useful in terms of mental function however the obverse is equally true, especially if allied to other conditions. I would certainly hesitate to consider 'Pippa' alongside Sir Isaac Newton et al, although she is undoubtedly intelligent, but would ascribe her popularity more to those general malaises we suffer from at the moment as a society - gullibility and mob-mentality. If I was a cynic I would also say that it is an unattackable 'useful idiot' scenario for opposition parliamentarians to use for their own ends. I'm sure it isn't though. They wouldn't be so cynical themselves, would they...?

Randy Winkman

16,158 posts

190 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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andy_s said:
Randy Winkman said:
Some famous people know to have had or suspected to have had aspergers includes Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Alexander Graham Bell, Benjamin Franklin, Bobby Fischer, Isaac Newton etc etc

https://www.betterhelp.com/advice/aspergers/famous...
There's quite a few people that were famous that didn't have Aspergers and quite a few that have Aspergers that aren't famous too.

I think we recognise Aspergers can sometimes be useful in terms of mental function however the obverse is equally true, especially if allied to other conditions. I would certainly hesitate to consider 'Pippa' alongside Sir Isaac Newton et al, although she is undoubtedly intelligent, but would ascribe her popularity more to those general malaises we suffer from at the moment as a society - gullibility and mob-mentality. If I was a cynic I would also say that it is an unattackable 'useful idiot' scenario for opposition parliamentarians to use for their own ends. I'm sure it isn't though. They wouldn't be so cynical themselves, would they...?
All I mean is that having aspergers/autism isn't necessarily an obstacle and might even be a benefit to her contributing to things.

andy_s

19,402 posts

260 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Randy Winkman said:
All I mean is that having aspergers/autism isn't necessarily an obstacle and might even be a benefit to her contributing to things.
Oh, I completely agree on that point.

OddCat

2,534 posts

172 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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If the true (properly bad) effects of global warming will become reality in, say, 90 years then surely most of the protesters will be dead by then anyway ?

The best thing people can do is stop breeding. Then the problem will self correct and Earth will be fine - just without humans on it.

We are the problem. I'm afraid us stopping pro-creating is the ONLY solution. The planet is screwed otherwise. Are we smart enough that we would do that for the sake of the planet ? It really is that simple.

Edited by OddCat on Thursday 25th April 18:32

andy_s

19,402 posts

260 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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OddCat said:
If the true (properly bad) effects of global warming will become reality in, say, 90 years then surely most of the protesters will be dead by then anyway ?

The best thing people can do is stop breeding. Then the problem will self correct and Earth will be fine - just without humans on it.

We are the problem. I'm afraid us stopping pro-creating is the ONLY solution. The planet is screwed otherwise. Are we that smart that we would do that for the sake of the planet ? It is the only logical answer. It really is that simple.
To stop 'over-breeding' we have to address the issues amongst populations that have more than 2 kids on average per couple.

The reasons they do this are: 1. infant mortality 2. future parental care 3. educational/religious/contraception 4. child labour, so it exists primarily in developing countries rather than the west - over-breeding slows the richer you are, as then you get more betterer educated, better health care, a welfare system, exploitation laws/wage rises etc.

So on one hand we want to dismantle the capitalist system (as per Extinction] and on the other introduce it to the bottom 40 countries (meaning using more resources that we want to stop using...).

Oh - and change Catholic contraceptive dogma.

Simples.