Lets help Boris out, PH solutions to the backstop

Lets help Boris out, PH solutions to the backstop

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paulrockliffe

15,721 posts

228 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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anonymous said:
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This already happens.

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo

15,077 posts

170 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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BOR said:
Give back the land you stole from the irish ?
Technically the English King was asked to invade by one of the many Irish Warlords/Kings...although I doubt occupation was his intention.

Ridgemont

6,596 posts

132 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Michael Deacon in the telegraph is already on the case (paywalled):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/08/21/th...

As he noted Bojo appears to have taken the idea seriously with his Irish suggestion wobble

Deacon said:
Germany, France and our 25 other neighbours should quit the EU, and become part of the UK instead.

At last: a plan to satisfy everyone, no matter which way they voted in 2016. First, it would suit Leavers, because all laws would be made in Westminster, and immigration figures would be slashed (for the simple reason that all Poles, Bulgarians, and anyone else entering Britain from the continent, would now officially be British, and therefore not immigrants). Second, it would suit Remainers, because they would get to live in a vast centralised superstate (the newly expanded UK) boasting its own army (the British one) and a single currency (the pound).

On top of that, the flow of goods could continue exactly as at present, and there’d be no hard border with Ireland. Foolproof. Surely no one could object.

Blackpuddin

16,567 posts

206 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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EDLT said:
Just don't do anything. Lots of countries have thousands of miles of borders that are completely unguarded, why does Northern Ireland need a wall?
This. In a nutshell we are stuffed because people on the same lump of land can't get on with each other.

plasticpig

12,932 posts

226 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Hold a referendum in NI for reunification. That's part of the Good Friday agreement.


bad company

18,642 posts

267 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Blackpuddin said:
This. In a nutshell we are stuffed because people on the same lump of land can't get on with each other.
Very often resulting from Britain’s withdrawal from its Empire.

Vaud

50,613 posts

156 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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PSB1 said:
Or 'stick it in the cloud'?? Or, um...blockchain - yeah - blockchain!!
You missed out "AI" and "Edge computing analytics" for the full house.

Blackpuddin

16,567 posts

206 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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plasticpig said:
Hold a referendum in NI for reunification. That's part of the Good Friday agreement.
Something like this. Get them to look at themselves a bit more and at what they can do to take a bit more control of their own destiny.

Norfolkit

2,394 posts

191 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Ridgemont said:
Michael Deacon in the telegraph is already on the case (paywalled):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/08/21/th...

As he noted Bojo appears to have taken the idea seriously with his Irish suggestion wobble

Deacon said:
Germany, France and our 25 other neighbours should quit the EU, and become part of the UK instead.

At last: a plan to satisfy everyone, no matter which way they voted in 2016. First, it would suit Leavers, because all laws would be made in Westminster, and immigration figures would be slashed (for the simple reason that all Poles, Bulgarians, and anyone else entering Britain from the continent, would now officially be British, and therefore not immigrants). Second, it would suit Remainers, because they would get to live in a vast centralised superstate (the newly expanded UK) boasting its own army (the British one) and a single currency (the pound).

On top of that, the flow of goods could continue exactly as at present, and there’d be no hard border with Ireland. Foolproof. Surely no one could object.
Then grant Scotland independence. laugh

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo

15,077 posts

170 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Ridgemont said:
Michael Deacon in the telegraph is already on the case (paywalled):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/08/21/th...

As he noted Bojo appears to have taken the idea seriously with his Irish suggestion wobble

Deacon said:
Germany, France and our 25 other neighbours should quit the EU, and become part of the UK instead.

At last: a plan to satisfy everyone, no matter which way they voted in 2016. First, it would suit Leavers, because all laws would be made in Westminster, and immigration figures would be slashed (for the simple reason that all Poles, Bulgarians, and anyone else entering Britain from the continent, would now officially be British, and therefore not immigrants). Second, it would suit Remainers, because they would get to live in a vast centralised superstate (the newly expanded UK) boasting its own army (the British one) and a single currency (the pound).

On top of that, the flow of goods could continue exactly as at present, and there’d be no hard border with Ireland. Foolproof. Surely no one could object.
And leave Belgium with the Euro and EU debts scratchchin

bad company

18,642 posts

267 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Baby Shark doo doo doo doo said:
And leave Belgium with the Euro and EU debts scratchchin
Agree but I’d leave France also.

JuniorD

8,628 posts

224 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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(i) Tell the DUP to fk right off and (ii) go for the a border in the Irish Sea option. Everyone is a winner, except the DUP, but you've already dealt with that in (i)

phil4

1,217 posts

239 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Surely as other have suggested it's easy.

We, the UK, promise not to have a hard border with customs checks. We can do that post brexit as we make our own rules.

Then, the EU do the same, they can do that because they make their own rules.

They're only making it hard because they want to. Bureaucrats... got to love 'em.


banjowilly

853 posts

59 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Starting to see why no progress has been made on this in three agonising, long years...

Hoofy

76,399 posts

283 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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S100HP said:
Cancelling Brexit might just work scratchchin
I hope not. I've got a massive short GBP position.

GT03ROB

13,268 posts

222 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Reunification of Ireland, under the Union Jack, we can put some orange & green in the flag just to please everybody. Will suit the EU too. With UK gone the Irish economy will need even more by way of EU subsidies.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Something like 26% of ROI are E.U. sceptics. Those who aren’t obviously like the security and historic grants given to businesses to relocate there. I wonder if they will think differently when the Eurozone falls into deeper recession when we leave. It’s not exactly in rude health. Politically probably a non starter to ask ROI to join the U.K. and leave with us.

Integroo

11,574 posts

86 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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wormus said:
Something like 26% of ROI are E.U. sceptics. Those who aren’t obviously like the security and historic grants given to businesses to relocate there. I wonder if they will think differently when the Eurozone falls into deeper recession when we leave. It’s not exactly in rude health. Politically probably a non starter to ask ROI to join the U.K. and leave with us.
Do you genuinely believe that we will leave, the Eurozone will fall into a deep recession and everything will be rosy here in the UK?

laugh

wisbech

2,980 posts

122 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Brave Fart said:
1) employ an adequate number of inspectors to visit farms and abbatoirs to ensure food and animals meet EU spec. The island isn't that big a place so you don't need checks at the border.
2) trusted trader scheme linked to tax and VAT records to evidence transactions at the point of invoicing. Tax incentives for traders to join such a scheme.
3) a joint Republic / UK customs unit that would have powers to visit EU or UK businesses to ensure compliance.
4) draft a declaration in which the EU declare that this is a special situation due to the Good Friday agreement and that the absence of a physical border does not form a precedent for other EU nations.

And perhaps force Merkel, Varadkar or whoever to state who, exactly, would erect a border? The UK won't, so who will?
For (1) - isn’t this saying NI will follow EU specifications, not U.K.? So have the customs/ regulation border in the Irish Sea (backstop V1, before May realised that the DUP wouldn’t agree)

banjowilly

853 posts

59 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Integroo said:
wormus said:
Something like 26% of ROI are E.U. sceptics. Those who aren’t obviously like the security and historic grants given to businesses to relocate there. I wonder if they will think differently when the Eurozone falls into deeper recession when we leave. It’s not exactly in rude health. Politically probably a non starter to ask ROI to join the U.K. and leave with us.
Do you genuinely believe that we will leave, the Eurozone will fall into a deep recession and everything will be rosy here in the UK?

laugh
Or that Ireland will throw away its very identity to join us? laugh