Vegan Snowflakes

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Some Guy

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629 posts

38 months

Monday 21st October
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Vegan "traumatised for life" after eating sausage roll that contained sausage meat.

"A woman claims she started having heart palpitations and broke down in tears after being served a sausage roll that contained sausage."

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/26/vegan-traumatised-l...

Caddyshack

1,607 posts

153 months

Monday 21st October
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Some Guy said:
Vegan "traumatised for life" after eating sausage roll that contained sausage meat.

"A woman claims she started having heart palpitations and broke down in tears after being served a sausage roll that contained sausage."

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/26/vegan-traumatised-l...
Who would have thanked that a sausage roll could contain sausage....I am thinking of having "contains meat" tattooed on my todger.....to rule out an misunderstanding

gazza285

5,359 posts

155 months

Monday 21st October
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Hasn’t eaten meat for a whole two years...

Pinoyuk

369 posts

3 months

Monday 21st October
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Amazing just how few vegans you find in poor countries !! Bet Oxfam are not catering for any in Ethiopia etc .Well other than the volunteers on Gap years ! Its a pointless lifestyle taken by very “needy insecure types “

Vanden Saab

3,772 posts

21 months

Monday 21st October
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Caddyshack said:
Some Guy said:
Vegan "traumatised for life" after eating sausage roll that contained sausage meat.

"A woman claims she started having heart palpitations and broke down in tears after being served a sausage roll that contained sausage."

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/26/vegan-traumatised-l...
Who would have thanked that a sausage roll could contain sausage....I am thinking of having "contains meat" tattooed on my todger.....to rule out an misunderstanding
I wouldn't it would read tit when you were cold...

Caddyshack

1,607 posts

153 months

Monday 21st October
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Vanden Saab said:
Caddyshack said:
Some Guy said:
Vegan "traumatised for life" after eating sausage roll that contained sausage meat.

"A woman claims she started having heart palpitations and broke down in tears after being served a sausage roll that contained sausage."

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/26/vegan-traumatised-l...
Who would have thanked that a sausage roll could contain sausage....I am thinking of having "contains meat" tattooed on my todger.....to rule out an misunderstanding
I wouldn't it would read tit when you were cold...
Good point....maybe a small print of "thoroughly heat first"

B'stard Child

18,939 posts

193 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Caddyshack said:
Vanden Saab said:
Caddyshack said:
Some Guy said:
Vegan "traumatised for life" after eating sausage roll that contained sausage meat.

"A woman claims she started having heart palpitations and broke down in tears after being served a sausage roll that contained sausage."

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/26/vegan-traumatised-l...
Who would have thanked that a sausage roll could contain sausage....I am thinking of having "contains meat" tattooed on my todger.....to rule out an misunderstanding
I wouldn't it would read tit when you were cold...
Good point....maybe a small print of "thoroughly heat first"
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"tit" that tends to imply some sort of uneven contraction surely it would read "Cant" - merely needing an arrow added at the sharp end for perfect context

FN2TypeR

6,353 posts

40 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Pinoyuk said:
Amazing just how few vegans you find in poor countries !! Bet Oxfam are not catering for any in Ethiopia etc .Well other than the volunteers on Gap years ! Its a pointless lifestyle taken by very “needy insecure types “
Boom! Can't argue with this kind of razor sharp analysis can we? Close the thread!

Cantaloupe

680 posts

7 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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FN2TypeR said:
Boom! Can't argue with this kind of razor sharp analysis can we? Close the thread!
Sarcasm is neither appropriate or witty, go to your room.



DDg

981 posts

137 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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"Angry Gammons triggered by sensationalist stories"

wisbech

1,182 posts

68 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Pinoyuk said:
Amazing just how few vegans you find in poor countries !! Bet Oxfam are not catering for any in Ethiopia etc .Well other than the volunteers on Gap years ! Its a pointless lifestyle taken by very “needy insecure types “
Strict Indian Vegetarian/ Jain cooking, while not vegan (milk products are allowed) have some rules even stricter. Ie no vegetables obtained by killing the plant (so onions and garlic are out)

Pretty common in South India (why airlines have both Indian veg meals and strict Indian veg meals for order)


CoolC

3,843 posts

161 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Vegan goes into Greggs, that fine purveyor of meat based foodstuffs, orders a sausage roll, receives a sausage roll and is surprised that it contains sausage meat. rolleyesbiggrin

The Wookie

11,744 posts

175 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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wisbech said:
Pinoyuk said:
Amazing just how few vegans you find in poor countries !! Bet Oxfam are not catering for any in Ethiopia etc .Well other than the volunteers on Gap years ! Its a pointless lifestyle taken by very “needy insecure types “
Strict Indian Vegetarian/ Jain cooking, while not vegan (milk products are allowed) have some rules even stricter. Ie no vegetables obtained by killing the plant (so onions and garlic are out)

Pretty common in South India (why airlines have both Indian veg meals and strict Indian veg meals for order)
Can you eat meat from an animal which has died of natural causes?

IanJ9375

974 posts

163 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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DDg said:
"Angry Gammons triggered by sensationalist stories"
That's the hard right end of the snowflake scale - yin and yang for balance lol

PurpleTurtle

3,491 posts

91 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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I'm not vegan, but respect people's view if they want to be. There's a very interesting documentary on the iPlayer at the moment as it goes with Jermaine Jenas, "When Football Went Vegan" ... I digress.

My initial reaction was "why would a vegan even be in Greggs? It's not very 'vegan' is it?"

Turns out they love a vegan sausage roll!

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/may/14/g...

I'm just a bit confused by it all; vegans make a lifestyle choice on ethical grounds, but then some go and buy vegan products from a company that is very successful at selling sausage rolls and steak bakes. If I were vegan, Greggs wouldn't even feature on my radar - I wouldn't want to give my hard-earned to a company that sells meat-based products.

Each to their own though. I might go try one of these 'ere vegan sausage rolls, see if they are any good.



Edited by PurpleTurtle on Tuesday 22 October 11:14

Vanden Saab

3,772 posts

21 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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PurpleTurtle said:
I'm not vegan, but respect people's view if they want to be. There's a very interesting documentary on the iPlayer at the moment as it goes with Jermaine Jenas, "When Football Went Vegan" ... I digress.

My initial reaction was "why would a vegan even be in Greggs? It's not very 'vegan' is it?"

Turns out they love a vegan sausage roll!

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/may/14/g...

I'm just a bit confused by it all; vegans make a lifestyle choice on ethical grounds, but then some go and buy vegan products from a company that is very successful at selling sausage rolls and steak bakes. If I were vegan, Greggs wouldn't even feature on my radar - I wouldn't want to give my hard-earned to a company that sells meat-based products.

You are assuming that all vegans do not eat meat for ethical reasons which is far from the case.

austinsmirk

3,587 posts

70 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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A really good friend of mine from Tanzania sees no point in being veggie. If you've had nothing and been poor like him (and none of us ever have)- you aspire to eat good food, eg meat.

veg is at the bottom of the pile. eating veg is a sign of poverty.

Of course he eats fruit and veg, (he's one of the best cyclists I know and you need a good diet) but there is no point to restrict yourself in our western world other than for vanity. but of course, eat a good diet.

wisbech

1,182 posts

68 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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The Wookie said:
Can you eat meat from an animal which has died of natural causes?
Don’t think so. Pretty sure no. Leather/ glue from naturally dead animals is OK though

Pan Pan Pan

5,024 posts

58 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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The Wookie said:
wisbech said:
Pinoyuk said:
Amazing just how few vegans you find in poor countries !! Bet Oxfam are not catering for any in Ethiopia etc .Well other than the volunteers on Gap years ! Its a pointless lifestyle taken by very “needy insecure types “
Strict Indian Vegetarian/ Jain cooking, while not vegan (milk products are allowed) have some rules even stricter. Ie no vegetables obtained by killing the plant (so onions and garlic are out)

Pretty common in South India (why airlines have both Indian veg meals and strict Indian veg meals for order)
Can you eat meat from an animal which has died of natural causes?
Perhaps even more to the point would you even want to ? smile

Pothole

27,632 posts

229 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Caddyshack said:
Some Guy said:
Vegan "traumatised for life" after eating sausage roll that contained sausage meat.

"A woman claims she started having heart palpitations and broke down in tears after being served a sausage roll that contained sausage."

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/26/vegan-traumatised-l...
Who would have thanked that a sausage roll could contain sausage....I am thinking of having "contains meat" tattooed on my todger.....to rule out an misunderstanding
I think the caption on the photo tells us what the Daily Mail in disguise thinks of the foolish girl:

"Sharleen was unhappy at being served a sausage-filled sausage roll"