The Queen

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anonymous-user

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55 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Xmas Day Speech?

"Dear Subjects, this year I had a st time. The PM lied to me, my new daughter in law had a ranty at the papers, my fave son (bd that he is - yeah that one is true) was found out as a perv, and then, I died. Oh well, it was fun for a while. With any luck, next year it will be President Katie Price sitting here saying this bks. Ciao!"

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

55 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Due to science and technology, the Queen will live to approximately 120 years of age, so this is bks.

Derek Smith

45,742 posts

249 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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I think it is actually Gove and Mogg who are dead.

They haven't been seen since the start of the campaign.

Cummins had them killed I reckon.

It's make me vote tory.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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TheRealNoNeedy said:
The TV and radio would be off if true
Why do you think that?
Autonomy said:
Due to science and technology, the Queen will live to approximately 120 years of age, so this is bks.
I should think she'd be having stem cells up the wazoo

TheRealNoNeedy

15,137 posts

201 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Halb said:
TheRealNoNeedy said:
The TV and radio would be off if true
Why do you think that?
Autonomy said:
Due to science and technology, the Queen will live to approximately 120 years of age, so this is bks.
I should think she'd be having stem cells up the wazoo
It happened when Diana died and is described in this peice

For people stuck in traffic, or with Heart FM on in the background, there will only be the subtlest of indications, at first, that something is going on. Britain’s commercial radio stations have a network of blue “obit lights”, which is tested once a week and supposed to light up in the event of a national catastrophe. When the news breaks, these lights will start flashing, to alert DJs to switch to the news in the next few minutes and to play inoffensive music in the meantime. Every station, down to hospital radio, has prepared music lists made up of “Mood 2” (sad) or “Mood 1” (saddest) songs to reach for in times of sudden mourning. “If you ever hear Haunted Dancehall (Nursery Remix) by Sabres of Paradise on daytime Radio 1, turn the TV on,” wrote Chris Price, a BBC radio producer, for the Huffington Post in 2011. “Something terrible has just happened.”

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/wh...

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

55 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Halb said:
TheRealNoNeedy said:
The TV and radio would be off if true
Why do you think that?
Autonomy said:
Due to science and technology, the Queen will live to approximately 120 years of age, so this is bks.
I should think she'd be having stem cells up the wazoo
There's an image..

Oh, and Prince Charles will reach 140! Really advanced in technology then!

TheRealNoNeedy

15,137 posts

201 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Autonomy said:
Halb said:
TheRealNoNeedy said:
The TV and radio would be off if true
Why do you think that?
Autonomy said:
Due to science and technology, the Queen will live to approximately 120 years of age, so this is bks.
I should think she'd be having stem cells up the wazoo
There's an image..

Oh, and Prince Charles will reach 140! Really advanced in technology then!
Didn't charlie say he and the rest of us only had 12 years left?laugh

fathomfive

9,930 posts

191 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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dudleybloke said:
A lizard Beth!
Chortle.

zygalski

7,759 posts

146 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Autonomy said:
Due to science and technology, the Queen will live to approximately 120 years of age, so this is bks.
German build quality.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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TheRealNoNeedy said:
t happened when Diana died and is described in this peice
For people stuck in traffic, or with Heart FM on in the background, there will only be the subtlest of indications, at first, that something is going on. Britain’s commercial radio stations have a network of blue “obit lights”, which is tested once a week and supposed to light up in the event of a national catastrophe. When the news breaks, these lights will start flashing, to alert DJs to switch to the news in the next few minutes and to play inoffensive music in the meantime. Every station, down to hospital radio, has prepared music lists made up of “Mood 2” (sad) or “Mood 1” (saddest) songs to reach for in times of sudden mourning. “If you ever hear Haunted Dancehall (Nursery Remix) by Sabres of Paradise on daytime Radio 1, turn the TV on,” wrote Chris Price, a BBC radio producer, for the Huffington Post in 2011. “Something terrible has just happened.”
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/wh...
I think tech and attitudes have moved far beyond 1997 for that to be the case today.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

55 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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zygalski said:
Autonomy said:
Due to science and technology, the Queen will live to approximately 120 years of age, so this is bks.
German build quality.
Totally stolen for use on Twitter.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Halb said:
I should think she'd be having stem cells up the wazoo
I think they're probably just injected in the arm

Rogue86

2,008 posts

146 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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This all started as a wind-up on a squaddies group chat, then it was posted to FYB UK. Watching how it has spiralled out of control over the last 24hrs is one of the most bizarre and hilarious things I've seen.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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TheRealNoNeedy said:
It happened when Diana died and is described in this peice

For people stuck in traffic, or with Heart FM on in the background, there will only be the subtlest of indications, at first, that something is going on. Britain’s commercial radio stations have a network of blue “obit lights”, which is tested once a week and supposed to light up in the event of a national catastrophe. When the news breaks, these lights will start flashing, to alert DJs to switch to the news in the next few minutes and to play inoffensive music in the meantime. Every station, down to hospital radio, has prepared music lists made up of “Mood 2” (sad) or “Mood 1” (saddest) songs to reach for in times of sudden mourning. “If you ever hear Haunted Dancehall (Nursery Remix) by Sabres of Paradise on daytime Radio 1, turn the TV on,” wrote Chris Price, a BBC radio producer, for the Huffington Post in 2011. “Something terrible has just happened.”
The 'code phrase' is so well known there would be a great deal of confusion if London Bridge ever did fall down.

I fully expect that when it happens I'll first see the news on PH.

BOR

4,705 posts

256 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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It ain't over 'til the Elton John sings.

JustALooseScrew

1,154 posts

68 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Feck. Holy crap.

The Pound has been stolen at least there are some eggs left.

Mort7

1,487 posts

109 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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The Queen isn't dead - she is currently in hibernation. Emerging again after the General Election and in time for her Christmas message to the common folk. blah

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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fblm said:
I think they're probably just injected in the arm
For her probably, in the Mel Gibson's dad Joe Rogan clip I think they injected them close to the centre of issue

loafer123

15,454 posts

216 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Halb said:
I think tech and attitudes have moved far beyond 1997 for that to be the case today.
The planning for the event envisages miles of queues of people seeking to show their respects.

It will be one of the largest ever peacetime security operations.

I hope it will be a long time before we find out.

Doofus

25,857 posts

174 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Cupramax said:
Gecko1978 said:
week or so back it was Philip who died think its a SM thing especially as the queen was seen out ridding a horse last week
Of what was she ridding the horse of hehe
Tautology.