The Queen

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Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Wacky Racer said:
Her sister was a disgrace. Her "boyfriend" was John "Biffo" Bindon, London gangster and Led Zeppelin bodyguard.....he used to amuse her with his party piece, balancing six half pint glasses on his todger...

Six?!

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Derek Smith said:
As for what appears to be a suggestion that what someone’s distant relatives do somehow reflects on that person is rather odd. We have a TV programme where people trace their ancestors and bathe in the reflected glory, but it shows them as rather shallow I think. I also think it rather shallow to suggest it works the other way.

‘Unearned status’ is arguable on the first word. But let’s let that go. It is not the monarch who is saluted but the position.
Not shallow when that distant relative gives you the job of HoS. UNearned status goes for the person but also the office, right of conquest as valid was dispensed with a long time ago.

Halmyre

11,206 posts

139 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Halb said:
Wacky Racer said:
Her sister was a disgrace. Her "boyfriend" was John "Biffo" Bindon, London gangster and Led Zeppelin bodyguard.....he used to amuse her with his party piece, balancing six half pint glasses on his todger...

Six?!
But only half-pint glasses...

Mort7

1,487 posts

108 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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And they were very tall and very thin.

Cantaloupe

1,056 posts

60 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Wacky Racer said:
Her sister was a disgrace. Her "boyfriend" was John "Biffo" Bindon, London gangster and Led Zeppelin bodyguard.....he used to amuse her with his party piece, balancing six half pint glasses on his todger...
What , one on top of the other ?
Wow, -that is impressive.



Halmyre

11,206 posts

139 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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TheRealNoNeedy said:
Halb said:
TheRealNoNeedy said:
The TV and radio would be off if true
Why do you think that?
Autonomy said:
Due to science and technology, the Queen will live to approximately 120 years of age, so this is bks.
I should think she'd be having stem cells up the wazoo
It happened when Diana died and is described in this peice

For people stuck in traffic, or with Heart FM on in the background, there will only be the subtlest of indications, at first, that something is going on. Britain’s commercial radio stations have a network of blue “obit lights”, which is tested once a week and supposed to light up in the event of a national catastrophe. When the news breaks, these lights will start flashing, to alert DJs to switch to the news in the next few minutes and to play inoffensive music in the meantime. Every station, down to hospital radio, has prepared music lists made up of “Mood 2” (sad) or “Mood 1” (saddest) songs to reach for in times of sudden mourning. “If you ever hear Haunted Dancehall (Nursery Remix) by Sabres of Paradise on daytime Radio 1, turn the TV on,” wrote Chris Price, a BBC radio producer, for the Huffington Post in 2011. “Something terrible has just happened.”

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/wh...
An interesting read!

Hopefully Brenda will shuffle off this mortal coil on the first day of a two week holiday abroad so that we'll be spared as much of the ensuing media overkill as possible.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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just realised I posted these in the ytube thread a while back
Morphine and cocaine...nice.
The Secret Protocol for When the Queen Dies
Half as Interesting
https://youtu.be/8-u5nd2GqNE
The Elaborate Secret Plan for When the Queen Dies
SideNote
https://youtu.be/CC5hzJNWIrY

JuanCarlosFandango

7,800 posts

71 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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I always find it a bit odd when people say she's an inspiration or a role model. How exactly?

She is the supreme leader by divine right. She didn't choose it and despite the wealth I wouldn't really want the job. She does it well, but she has been raised to do it well since before birth.

With a clean sheet of paper a hereditary monarchy is an absolutely ludicrous way to appoint a leader but we don't have a clean sheet of paper and we won't get one by overthrowing the monarchy.

We would get something like Brexit. An almighty constitutional mess where nobody could quite agree who was meant to do what but with would be Presidents Johnson, Corbyn, Sturgeon and Farage vying for a stint as elected monarch and making absurd claims and promises which hundreds of other aspiring presidents would block.

The monarchy is a bit like the internal combustion engine. It's so highly evolved that it's inbuilt inefficiencies don't stop it being far better for most applications than any of the more advanced alternatives which might replace it.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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JuanCarlosFandango said:
I always find it a bit odd when people say she's an inspiration or a role model. How exactly?

She is the supreme leader by divine right. She didn't choose it and despite the wealth I wouldn't really want the job. She does it well, but she has been raised to do it well since before birth.
Slight exaggeration surely

JuanCarlosFandango said:
With a clean sheet of paper a hereditary monarchy is an absolutely ludicrous way to appoint a leader but we don't have a clean sheet of paper and we won't get one by overthrowing the monarchy.
Not absolutely ludicrous. It removes uncertainty as to who is in charge so makes a fight over the question less likely.


anonymous-user

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54 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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Dr Jekyll said:
JuanCarlosFandango said:
I always find it a bit odd when people say she's an inspiration or a role model. How exactly?

She is the supreme leader by divine right. She didn't choose it and despite the wealth I wouldn't really want the job. She does it well, but she has been raised to do it well since before birth.
Slight exaggeration surely

JuanCarlosFandango said:
With a clean sheet of paper a hereditary monarchy is an absolutely ludicrous way to appoint a leader but we don't have a clean sheet of paper and we won't get one by overthrowing the monarchy.
Not absolutely ludicrous. It removes uncertainty as to who is in charge so makes a fight over the question less likely.
Elizabeth was born in 1926, her father George became King in 1936, he should never have been King, but his elder brother Edward abdicated meaning the line of Monarch shifted to Elizabeth.

For the first 10 years of Elizabeth's life, she was not to be Queen. The same applies when she was a fetus.

JuanCarlosFandango

7,800 posts

71 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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Well alright not before birth but she was hardly plucked from obscurity and she didn't become Queen by her efforts alone.

Halmyre

11,206 posts

139 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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jsf said:
Dr Jekyll said:
JuanCarlosFandango said:
I always find it a bit odd when people say she's an inspiration or a role model. How exactly?

She is the supreme leader by divine right. She didn't choose it and despite the wealth I wouldn't really want the job. She does it well, but she has been raised to do it well since before birth.
Slight exaggeration surely

JuanCarlosFandango said:
With a clean sheet of paper a hereditary monarchy is an absolutely ludicrous way to appoint a leader but we don't have a clean sheet of paper and we won't get one by overthrowing the monarchy.
Not absolutely ludicrous. It removes uncertainty as to who is in charge so makes a fight over the question less likely.
Elizabeth was born in 1926, her father George became King in 1936, he should never have been King, but his elder brother Edward abdicated meaning the line of Monarch shifted to Elizabeth.

For the first 10 years of Elizabeth's life, she was not to be Queen. The same applies when she was a fetus.
If Uncle David hadn't abdicated, she would still have been queen but would have had to wait another twenty years.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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Halmyre said:
If Uncle David hadn't abdicated, she would still have been queen but would have had to wait another twenty years.
Not if he got a new squeeze and pumped out a royal sprog.

Halmyre

11,206 posts

139 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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jsf said:
Halmyre said:
If Uncle David hadn't abdicated, she would still have been queen but would have had to wait another twenty years.
Not if he got a new squeeze and pumped out a royal sprog.
Then ditched her and went back to Wallis. Now, why does that sound familiar?