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PSB1

3,702 posts

105 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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Randy Winkman

16,214 posts

190 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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PSB1 said:
Prime Minister material.

andy_s

19,410 posts

260 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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Randy Winkman said:
Prime Minister material.
I believe they use the same tailor.

echazfraz

772 posts

148 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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princeperch and Randy Winkman representing the CS here - fair play each of you for putting your head above the parapet.

The BEIS lack of BAME SCS is a huge focus at the moment. In terms of gender I think the CS is mostly female. I think it does ok in terms of equality (apart from the BAME thing, which is an issue I agree) and certainly better than other private and public sector places I'm aware of.

I agree with most of your points re: management, pay, inertia, those who hang around forever because a) they couldn't get a job anywhere else and b) performance management is paltry.

I also, strangely, find myself agreeing with the eponymous SPAD in many ways. In amongst all of the "look at me" pseudo-intellectualism there are some valid and all-too-relatable points that he raises. For example:

I tried to add up in my head the cost lost in meetings to IT issues (not in the meat of the meeting, that's another just-as-valid point entirely) but on connections lost, phones not working, video freezing, very very senior staff not knowing how to work microphones properly, during one particularly pause in proceedings. I gave up. It's thousands. Ever hour.

In the private sector we'd just buy more / better kit but we can't do that here. Dongle theft should be a sackable offence in itself - costs 10k a week in scrabbling about under tables for the right connector I'd bet.

Anyway, I'm not emailing DCum just yet, still lots interesting to do in the normal CS if you're game.


---Odited fur speeling---


anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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Countdown

39,993 posts

197 months

DeepEnd

4,240 posts

67 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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Countdown said:
Interesting insight perhaps into why he is so popular on here.

andymadmak

14,609 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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DeepEnd said:
Interesting insight perhaps into why he is so popular on here.
The style of the article is redolent of the posting style of a few remainers on here. Barbed and inaccurate, laced with a huge dollop of assumption and know it all. I'm just amazed it doesn't mention Ghosn's eyebrows

Countdown

39,993 posts

197 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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andymadmak said:
The style of the article is redolent of the posting style of a few remainers on here. Barbed and inaccurate, laced with a huge dollop of assumption and know it all. I'm just amazed it doesn't mention Ghosn's eyebrows
Which bits were inaccurate?

andymadmak

14,609 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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Countdown said:
Which bits were inaccurate?
Most of it.. but this one made I larf out loud..

article from journalist desperately trying to be clever said:
Because scientists, for the most part, don’t want to come to little, parochial, backwards-looking Britain anymore.

Sway

Original Poster:

26,337 posts

195 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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It is amusing how some feel that qualifications can outweigh achievements.

Especially when the vast majority of the blog post was looking for very niche and specific highly qualified individuals.. M

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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Countdown said:
Sway said:
Halb said:
Countdown said:
What kind of projects have been successfully implemented which have been staffed by "wierdos, misfits, people who never went to University"?

Projects failure isn't restricted to just the Public Sector. It's possibly more noticed in the Public Sector because the size of the projects carried out tends to be so big). I'm not saying there isn't a place for wierdos and misfits somewhere in the CS, (our IT team is full of them) but it's not likely to improve the CS in any significant way.
Bletchley Park?
SOE?
Seems none of them count... Still not sure why, but there we go.
OIh absolutely, they’re concrete examples of misfits and weirdos. I dont think any evidence is actually needed.
misfits in oss
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/intellige...
misfits in soe
https://www.academia.edu/24370665/IRREGULAR_WARFAR...
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/rogues-misfits-...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filthy_Thirteen
Away from warfare, Apple saluted the misfit culture when they had that advert a while back, a salute to the culture that made silicon valley with all the garage creators who went onto make the industry.
"Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do."

Countdown

39,993 posts

197 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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andymadmak said:
Countdown said:
Which bits were inaccurate?
Most of it.. but this one made I larf out loud..

article from journalist desperately trying to be clever said:
Because scientists, for the most part, don’t want to come to little, parochial, backwards-looking Britain anymore.
Why do you think that part was inaccurate? The links below suggest it's true.

https://www.timeshighereducation.com/blog/more-eur...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/educa...

https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/increas...


andymadmak

14,609 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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Countdown said:
Those articles don't actually say what the article in question is inferring. They point to a surge in academics leaving post the Brexit vote, in part due to the uncertainty (at that time)
The article in question says that academics don't want to come here (and then uses some derogatory language about the country, which I doubt many academics would agree with). I'll accept it's a subtle difference, but it is a real difference.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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Kent Border Kenny said:
Application sent in.

There’s very little chance that I’m ready to change careers, but the day when I am is getting closer, and this could perhaps be interesting.
So its a week tomorrow, did you get a reply?

Tuna

19,930 posts

285 months

Wednesday 8th January 2020
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DeepEnd said:
Countdown said:
Interesting insight perhaps into why he is so popular on here.
That article made me properly laugh.

...It is a parody isn't it?

Oilchange

8,475 posts

261 months

Thursday 9th January 2020
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andymadmak said:
Countdown said:
Those articles don't actually say what the article in question is inferring. They point to a surge in academics leaving post the Brexit vote, in part due to the uncertainty (at that time)
The article in question says that academics don't want to come here (and then uses some derogatory language about the country, which I doubt many academics would agree with). I'll accept it's a subtle difference, but it is a real difference.
Academics will go where the jobs are. Simple as that I think

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-7935965...

“ Looking for oddballs to excite Boris? The PM's No 10 Svengali wants 'geeks' to change Britain. Here, Johnson's perky former confidante JENNY ARCURI writes: I'm your gal!”

Murph7355

37,767 posts

257 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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El stovey said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-7935965...

“ Looking for oddballs to excite Boris? The PM's No 10 Svengali wants 'geeks' to change Britain. Here, Johnson's perky former confidante JENNY ARCURI writes: I'm your gal!”
Brilliant biggrin

I wonder if she'll get an interview.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 2nd February 2020
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hyphen said:
Kent Border Kenny said:
Application sent in.

There’s very little chance that I’m ready to change careers, but the day when I am is getting closer, and this could perhaps be interesting.
So its a week tomorrow, did you get a reply?
Bump

Keen to hear this too