The Right Honourable Matt Hancock MP

The Right Honourable Matt Hancock MP

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Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Mojooo said:
There was definitely a misprint in the bible.

It should have said “ the meak shall inhibit the world”


Flip Martian

19,708 posts

191 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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rxe said:
Ok, here’s an idea. You know how a lot of people in these forums have been saying “winter might be a problem” - mainly because it usually is. Given that we are pretty unqualified in the main, you would have thought that proper NHS managers might have thought of this.

So, the the world where I am in charge, at the beginning of last Uni term, the training for every student nurse and doctor would be tweaked so that the bits on “how to monitor and keep a Covid patient alive” would be prioritised. Nothing added, just reordered. Easy.

Roll on 4 months where we are allegedly facing a crisis, yet they are closing the Nightingales for lack of staff. Right, time to draft the students. Clearly they’d be supervised by proper doctors, but those doctors could look after huge numbers of patients with an army of qualified helpers.

Instead what they have actually done on staffing is, er, nothing.
Gosh that sounds so easy, I wonder why no-one with experience of running a national health service has ever thought of it. rolleyes

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Flip Martian said:
rxe said:
Ok, here’s an idea. You know how a lot of people in these forums have been saying “winter might be a problem” - mainly because it usually is. Given that we are pretty unqualified in the main, you would have thought that proper NHS managers might have thought of this.

So, the the world where I am in charge, at the beginning of last Uni term, the training for every student nurse and doctor would be tweaked so that the bits on “how to monitor and keep a Covid patient alive” would be prioritised. Nothing added, just reordered. Easy.

Roll on 4 months where we are allegedly facing a crisis, yet they are closing the Nightingales for lack of staff. Right, time to draft the students. Clearly they’d be supervised by proper doctors, but those doctors could look after huge numbers of patients with an army of qualified helpers.

Instead what they have actually done on staffing is, er, nothing.
Gosh that sounds so easy, I wonder why no-one with experience of running a national health service has ever thought of it. rolleyes
Probably because a lot of those “running” the NHS could fine their own ahole with both hands and a fking map

Flip Martian

19,708 posts

191 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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purplepenguin said:
Flip Martian said:
rxe said:
Ok, here’s an idea. You know how a lot of people in these forums have been saying “winter might be a problem” - mainly because it usually is. Given that we are pretty unqualified in the main, you would have thought that proper NHS managers might have thought of this.

So, the the world where I am in charge, at the beginning of last Uni term, the training for every student nurse and doctor would be tweaked so that the bits on “how to monitor and keep a Covid patient alive” would be prioritised. Nothing added, just reordered. Easy.

Roll on 4 months where we are allegedly facing a crisis, yet they are closing the Nightingales for lack of staff. Right, time to draft the students. Clearly they’d be supervised by proper doctors, but those doctors could look after huge numbers of patients with an army of qualified helpers.

Instead what they have actually done on staffing is, er, nothing.
Gosh that sounds so easy, I wonder why no-one with experience of running a national health service has ever thought of it. rolleyes
Probably because a lot of those “running” the NHS could fine their own ahole with both hands and a fking map
You know the NHS is run by organisations doing the government's bidding, yeah? Every time there's a new govt, they have a new plan for the NHS and the focus changes. I worked in admin in the NHS for over 25 years; the last 10 of which started to feel more like working in a bank or any other modern corporate structure but at the end of the day, the management (NHS England, in England) ultimately do exactly what they're told to do. And they work within the parameters they're given to work within. They're not independent.

Everything comes back to government, ultimately.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Flip Martian said:
purplepenguin said:
Flip Martian said:
rxe said:
Ok, here’s an idea. You know how a lot of people in these forums have been saying “winter might be a problem” - mainly because it usually is. Given that we are pretty unqualified in the main, you would have thought that proper NHS managers might have thought of this.

So, the the world where I am in charge, at the beginning of last Uni term, the training for every student nurse and doctor would be tweaked so that the bits on “how to monitor and keep a Covid patient alive” would be prioritised. Nothing added, just reordered. Easy.

Roll on 4 months where we are allegedly facing a crisis, yet they are closing the Nightingales for lack of staff. Right, time to draft the students. Clearly they’d be supervised by proper doctors, but those doctors could look after huge numbers of patients with an army of qualified helpers.

Instead what they have actually done on staffing is, er, nothing.
Gosh that sounds so easy, I wonder why no-one with experience of running a national health service has ever thought of it. rolleyes
Probably because a lot of those “running” the NHS could fine their own ahole with both hands and a fking map
You know the NHS is run by organisations doing the government's bidding, yeah? Every time there's a new govt, they have a new plan for the NHS and the focus changes. I worked in admin in the NHS for over 25 years; the last 10 of which started to feel more like working in a bank or any other modern corporate structure but at the end of the day, the management (NHS England, in England) ultimately do exactly what they're told to do. And they work within the parameters they're given to work within. They're not independent.

Everything comes back to government, ultimately.
Yes I think you are correct but my experience of NHS management and procurement is that it is bloated, very slow and often the people that make the decisions have no real life experience of the front line.

The NHS did have enough time and money to at least be a bit better prepared for the winter onslaught.

Flip Martian

19,708 posts

191 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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purplepenguin said:
Yes I think you are correct but my experience of NHS management and procurement is that it is bloated, very slow and often the people that make the decisions have no real life experience of the front line.

The NHS did have enough time and money to at least be a bit better prepared for the winter onslaught.
Oh I will certainly agree that as a corporate structure it is bloated and slow to respond - I saw millions wasted on consultants - some were superb and got the job done efficiently they were asked to do - but many others who's main contribution was to create ways of recording things being done and hold a lot of meetings about how to do things. And then monitor those things. Everything in that corporate structure eventually took several times longer than it did (say) 10 years previously. And at far greater cost (using far more people). Still, every tiny action is there for all to read in the paperwork - should anyone ever look at it again.

rxe

6,700 posts

104 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Flip Martian said:
Gosh that sounds so easy, I wonder why no-one with experience of running a national health service has ever thought of it. rolleyes
Well, I’m asking the question; why haven’t they? It seems to be a “no regrets” option that they could have taken earlier in the year.

Otispunkmeyer

12,606 posts

156 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Leftfootwonder said:
He did provide us with some of the best TV of 2020....What a tt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnV9LumDxZk
Oscar worthy. When he’s run over by boris’ bus, he’ll have a great acting career. Fit right into films like sharknado 5.

Leftfootwonder

1,117 posts

59 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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rscott said:
Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room https://t.co/uJOrAWJiTU
Mojooo said:
These two are epic!



BlackLabel

Original Poster:

13,251 posts

124 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Pesty said:
Mojooo said:
There was definitely a misprint in the bible.

It should have said “ the meak shall inhibit the world”


bitchstewie

51,368 posts

211 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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ddom

6,657 posts

49 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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BlackLabel said:
Surely the secretary of state for health deserves his own thread given what’s been happening since March.

Please share your thoughts and appreciation here.





The most remarkable being him handing out contracts to his mates, making them a small fortune. But look at the boss, it’s no wonder we have these total wimps in senior positions, anyone credible would make Boris look even worse.

powerstroke

10,283 posts

161 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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rxe said:
Flip Martian said:
Gosh that sounds so easy, I wonder why no-one with experience of running a national health service has ever thought of it. rolleyes
Well, I’m asking the question; why haven’t they? It seems to be a “no regrets” option that they could have taken earlier in the year.
British management is legendary think BL ...
If the NHS so called mangers are just there to follow
government diktats and policy why not sack a few thousand they aren’t exactly doing very much if they
Can’t run individual hospitals and health authorities by making decisions ,
Maybe change the job titles to reflect this , make them Clarke’s and auditors ???

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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bhstewie said:
fk me laugh And people are defending this guy..

Flip Martian

19,708 posts

191 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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AJ5641 said:
bhstewie said:
fk me laugh And people are defending this guy..
Saw that video a while back. She looked incredibly uncomfortable and he looked really quite creepy. She actually kept folding her hands in front of her. The body language was really not good.

Jasandjules

69,924 posts

230 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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AJ5641 said:
fk me laugh And people are defending this guy..
He kinda looks like he is scared to be too near a real woman.........

ETA - but at least he made it into the Urban Dictionary......

bitchstewie

51,368 posts

211 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Jasandjules said:
He kinda looks like he is scared to be too near a real woman.........
Oh I don't know hehe


Flip Martian

19,708 posts

191 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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bhstewie said:
Oh I don't know hehe

Well...that was unexpected. eek

johnboy1975

8,405 posts

109 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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AJ5641 said:
bhstewie said:
fk me laugh And people are defending this guy..
Even the parody one falls flat compared to that gem

https://youtu.be/HxbPs9M6H6M

johnboy1975

8,405 posts

109 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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purplepenguin said:
The NHS did have enough time and money to at least be a bit better prepared for the winter onslaught.
They could have, as an absolute bare minimum, not authorised any leave for December and January. Instead of appearing on my TV imploring staff to voluntarily "give it up" and come in