So... what would you do?

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E63eeeeee...

3,916 posts

50 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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The Neal Stephenson book Seveneves has quite a similar scenario play out, but I do think he's too optimistic about how well civilisation holds up in this kind of scenario.

As the consequence-horizon gets closer and closer, I think you find out what people are really like, and I don't think it's pretty.

KAgantua

3,893 posts

132 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Tango13 said:
neilr said:
The Daily Heil would probably run headlines like ' How will an apocalyptic asteroid impact affect the value of YOUR house?"
21 Celebrities that have been hit by a planet killing asteroid, number 8 will amaze you!
An asteriod hitting earth is a terrible event













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It would destroy life on earth as we understand it and completely change our way of life.








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A number of Celebrities have been killed by meterorites over the past hundred odd years....








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An Asteriod is a piece of rock from out of space that can travel in excess of 10000 miles an hour...










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Celebrities are people who are famous.












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Earth is a spinny ball thing that we all live on.














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Space is a big empty space in which the Earth lives. Its full of stars and planets and space debri. Asteriods being one......

















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vulture1

12,256 posts

180 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Covid was fake to give governments free reign to spend on secret space programs including the deflecting of asteroids.
Also getting the worlds billionairres involved to push the technology further.

Hows that for a conspiracy?

If im wrong may we all be horibbly crushed from above somehow..

Hoofy

76,418 posts

283 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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KAgantua said:
Stuff
Funny but too accurate which makes me think you're a Daily Mail journo or online editor. biggrin

(Sorry for the insult.)

Hoofy

76,418 posts

283 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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ruggedscotty said:
5 september 2029 what would your reaction be
Well, it looks like I have 6 years to scratch that Lambo itch. Thanks.

JuanCarlosFandango

7,815 posts

72 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Tango13 said:
neilr said:
The Daily Heil would probably run headlines like ' How will an apocalyptic asteroid impact affect the value of YOUR house?"
21 Celebrities that have been hit by a planet killing asteroid, number 8 will amaze you!
THIS is the moment a space asteroid will end life on earth!

Wills2

22,941 posts

176 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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vulture1 said:
Covid was fake to give governments free reign to spend on secret space programs including the deflecting of asteroids.
Also getting the worlds billionairres involved to push the technology further.

Hows that for a conspiracy?

If im wrong may we all be horibbly crushed from above somehow..
They're building spaceships man!



turbobloke

104,070 posts

261 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Bodo said:
Non-Daily Mail-readers don't have these kind of problems.
They do, to varying degrees, for example if they're Guardian readers.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/mar/10/na...

Cloudy147

2,723 posts

184 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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MDMA . said:
NASA had a team back in 1998 that flies up, drills a hole in them, then blows them up before they even reach Earth.
There shouldn’t be a problem.
I saw that documentary as well! I think we are covered.

steveatesh

4,900 posts

165 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Would we have to carry on paying our taxes and could we ask for 8 track to be brought back……?


BabySharkDD

15,077 posts

170 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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turbobloke said:
They do, to varying degrees, for example if they're Guardian readers.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/mar/10/na...
“Asteroid pronouns matter: how misgendering 2023DW could have devastating consequences” scratchchin

Terminator X

15,127 posts

205 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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I was getting asteroid strike "warnings" on Facebook almost daily. Deleted the App and never looked back. Social media and/or "news" is now the curse of the modern world.

TX.

Camoradi

4,294 posts

257 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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I'd book out a hotel in Merseyside to keep the asteroid in, and cancel my pension contributions

Upinflames

1,711 posts

179 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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I wonder if Elon Musk could relocate to the moon if he threw everything he has at the project

Smollet

10,643 posts

191 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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Bring back Boris or something.
I blame Brexit

Otispunkmeyer

12,618 posts

156 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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ruggedscotty said:
I came across this,

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11...


Made me think, Hypothetical question, If it was made public that NASA had identified a projected impact with a 3 mile wide asteroid on 5 september 2029 what would your reaction be, and what would your thoughts be, also how would you see out your last days.....

how do you think the rest of the world would deal with it ?

just a little over 6 years from now, would civilisation falter ? would we deal with it and carry on as normal....
6 years? I'd hope they could rustle up some space cowboys in that time.

Oh no wait.... wrong movie. Its Oil Rig workers isn't it. Get them boys up there.

Ari

19,353 posts

216 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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deja.vu said:
Not start a sentence with “so” and if I really had to post it, I’d probably not put it in General Gassing
Quite!

What is it with people 'so'ing all over the place? Bizarre.

Ian Geary

4,498 posts

193 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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So,

Taking this post at face value, either

- the world unties to pool it's resources into a asteroid defeating mechanism of some sort ( a bit like Pacific Rim Jaegers, or the Arks in 2012). The wealthy portion of the world would probably have to accept lower standards of living for a while (the poor majority probably won't notice)

- in the absence of any solution to divert the astroid, it would be a case of either trying to "prep" my way out of it, or insulating my family from the worst of the societal breakdown that I expect to happen in the run up.


Frankly, if I was in power I would be seriously thinking about just not telling people - which is the approach summise in Deep Impact (the better of the two documentaries broadcast in '98)

poo at Paul's

14,162 posts

176 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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Ill be out with a beer and the baseball glove to catch on 24ft'er

juice

8,550 posts

283 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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I think everyone would head to New Zealand wouldn't they ? wink