Bank jobs still happen!

[Gareth79]

Santander saying no money was taken.

[hidetheelephants]

Gareth79 said:

Santander saying no money was taken.

They turned down the loan application? Tough negotiators.

[GliderRider]

If you're going to rob a bank, do it remotely: Malcolm - Bank robbery

[Hammersia]

Not a robbery though was it:

Section 8(1) TA 1968 defines robbery as follows: "A person is guilty of robbery if the person steals, and immediately before or at the time of doing so, and in order to do so, they use force on any person or puts or seeks to put any person in fear of being then and there subjected to force.

It was 1.31 in the morning, they didn't threaten anyone.

[fourstardan]

The Rotrex Kid said:

Sarah, a Christchurch resident, said: “It’s scary for this to happen in Christchurch, I thought it was safe here.”

I mean, you still are, unless you live in a bank and keep the cash under your bed

I read this and saw irony straight away.....

[pork911]

There were villains locked away for years for robbing a bank of grand doing time with drippy hippies doing months for smuggling two million quid's worth of puff. I mean, work it out, mate. We're in the wrong fking game. Drugs changed everything.

[Tango13]

pork911 said:

There were villains locked away for years for robbing a bank of grand doing time with drippy hippies doing months for smuggling two million quid's worth of puff. I mean, work it out, mate. We're in the wrong fking game. Drugs changed everything.

Whereas years ago scallywags were trying to get money out of banks… Now your problem is how to get your ill-gotten gains in...

[pork911]

Tango13 said:

pork911 said:

There were villains locked away for years for robbing a bank of grand doing time with drippy hippies doing months for smuggling two million quid's worth of puff. I mean, work it out, mate. We're in the wrong fking game. Drugs changed everything.

Whereas years ago scallywags were trying to get money out of banks… Now your problem is how to get your ill-gotten gains in...

It is only very very stupid people who think the law is stupid. And avoid like the plague, loud attention seeking wannabe gangsters who are in it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name. They don't mean to fk up. They just do.

[anonymoususer]

Bo_apex said:

fourstardan said:

Strictly not an old school shooter hold up but someone decided to go all 1980's and rob a bank in Christchurch Dorset.

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/24143645.sa...

Honestly don't see how much could had been in there worth nicking for the risk/aggro myself, probably easier to hold up a petrol station or bookies.

Old school working up a sweat, but turned into a Dog Day Afternoon.

Poor planning.

I remember dog day afternoon
Great film

[Tango13]

pork911 said:

Tango13 said:

pork911 said:

There were villains locked away for years for robbing a bank of grand doing time with drippy hippies doing months for smuggling two million quid's worth of puff. I mean, work it out, mate. We're in the wrong fking game. Drugs changed everything.

Whereas years ago scallywags were trying to get money out of banks… Now your problem is how to get your ill-gotten gains in...

It is only very very stupid people who think the law is stupid. And avoid like the plague, loud attention seeking wannabe gangsters who are in it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name. They don't mean to fk up. They just do.

Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining!!

[pork911]

Tango13 said:

pork911 said:

Tango13 said:

pork911 said:

There were villains locked away for years for robbing a bank of grand doing time with drippy hippies doing months for smuggling two million quid's worth of puff. I mean, work it out, mate. We're in the wrong fking game. Drugs changed everything.

Whereas years ago scallywags were trying to get money out of banks… Now your problem is how to get your ill-gotten gains in...

It is only very very stupid people who think the law is stupid. And avoid like the plague, loud attention seeking wannabe gangsters who are in it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name. They don't mean to fk up. They just do.

Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining!!

But let's just forget about all of that. Let's have a cup of tea, Mr. Hurst

[Tango13]

pork911 said:

Tango13 said:

pork911 said:

Tango13 said:

pork911 said:

There were villains locked away for years for robbing a bank of grand doing time with drippy hippies doing months for smuggling two million quid's worth of puff. I mean, work it out, mate. We're in the wrong fking game. Drugs changed everything.

Whereas years ago scallywags were trying to get money out of banks… Now your problem is how to get your ill-gotten gains in...

It is only very very stupid people who think the law is stupid. And avoid like the plague, loud attention seeking wannabe gangsters who are in it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name. They don't mean to fk up. They just do.

Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining!!

But let's just forget about all of that. Let's have a cup of tea, Mr. Hurst

Viva La Madness!!