most spoilt teenager in britain

[Chainguy]

J500ANT said:

http://www.complaints.com/Furniture-Threatening-em...

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Original Message -----
From: suzanne dickenson
To: DiscoCop
Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2006 9:32 PM
Subject: Re: delivery DINING TABLE

do you know what you have really p****d me off you little bh, i have worked around you you have been the only one to be so arrogant, and complain we clearly state that we despatch within 287 days because we are not a massive compnay for f**k sake dont you realise not everyone is big and gets everything right, you know what i got a good mind to tell the drivers to f***ing pass your place tomorrow you ungrateful baSTERED, WHY DONT YOU LEAVE ME BAD FEEDBACK AND ILL GET 6 PEOPLE TO DO THIS TO YOU, BECAuse your one customer who dont understand f**k all.
My one driver has problems that you wouldnt even dream of having in your familly, and it was a difficult task for him to even deliver, people like you make me sick, your f**king lycking i even got it to you, i lost

Edited to censor swear words then I see the f***ing thing does it for you

Edited by J500ANT on Tuesday 31st March 17:17

Holy fk!!!

Busted doesn't even cover it.

[V8mate]

Chainguy said:

J500ANT said:

http://www.complaints.com/Furniture-Threatening-em...

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Original Message -----
From: suzanne dickenson
To: DiscoCop
Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2006 9:32 PM
Subject: Re: delivery DINING TABLE

do you know what you have really p****d me off you little bh, i have worked around you you have been the only one to be so arrogant, and complain we clearly state that we despatch within 287 days because we are not a massive compnay for f**k sake dont you realise not everyone is big and gets everything right, you know what i got a good mind to tell the drivers to f***ing pass your place tomorrow you ungrateful baSTERED, WHY DONT YOU LEAVE ME BAD FEEDBACK AND ILL GET 6 PEOPLE TO DO THIS TO YOU, BECAuse your one customer who dont understand f**k all.
My one driver has problems that you wouldnt even dream of having in your familly, and it was a difficult task for him to even deliver, people like you make me sick, your f**king lycking i even got it to you, i lost

Edited to censor swear words then I see the f***ing thing does it for you

Edited by J500ANT on Tuesday 31st March 17:17

Holy fk!!!

Busted doesn't even cover it.

Worth forwarding it to the original Daily Wail journalist?

[Oakey]

"we clearly state that we despatch within 287 days"

Who on earth would want to order from them?

[Magog]

10JH said:

D-Angle said:

Looks like he wants to eke out a career in television...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/JordddMTVSweet16

That is the most depressing but also somewhat amusing website I have seen for while!

spoilt chavboy on chavsite said:

The documentary is for the bbc and chanel 4 all about my life how extrordinary it is ...why I will become the next ben sheppard...

[fullbeem]

I saw this story but didnt think it was worth posting here on PH.

[carreauchompeur]

fullbeem said:

I saw this story but didnt think it was worth posting here on PH.

:|

[scotal]

D-Angle said:

Looks like he wants to eke out a career in television...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/JordddMTVSweet16

Is it me or does young jordan look a bit wang-eyed in this pic?

He also appears to be wearing his dog..... and deelyboppers. (Are they still called that?)

Edited by scotal on Tuesday 31st March 19:40

[Blown2CV]

He is signed up to a model agency! Genius. It says in his spiel that he wants to be the next Ben Sheppard WTF

[andy400]

What's a Ben Sheppard?

[Blown2CV]

andy400 said:

What's a Ben Sheppard?

I think he is a daytime TV gimp. Also, if it is who I am thinking of not really something to aspire to, and if the chav jerk subject of this thread is to mirror, would require traversal of about 15 social classes... as mr sheppard is what i can only describe as a public school nancy.

[mgtony]

Blown2CV said:

He is signed up to a model agency! Genius. It says in his spiel that he wants to be the next Bent Sheppard WTF

He's already dressed inside one of his sheep.

[no-worries88]

LukeBird said:

fk me, money can buy you class...

I mean when is a gelled chav haircut, miami blue suit, walking cane, and gangster-a-like overcoat not the epitome of what a classy young man wants...

fk me, he lives in a land beyond la-la-land!

correct, theyre welsh

[Brabus Jord]

Orb the Impaler said:

Hahahahahaaaa!

"Jordan [...] Kean, eight, and three-month-old Thai"

For fks sake! Why do chav's cripple their kid's futures with these ridiculous names?

I'd bang his mum up the wrong 'un though.

My ex-boss is an "old school" magistrates and he told me that he can tell if someone is guilty before they have even entered the room because of their name - basically if you're called (and I quote) Dean, Wayne, Jordan, Dwayne, Ryan, Jason..." there were a load he reeled off - you're fked.

Hey! im called Jordan and i am a good chap!

[Brabus Jord]

Orb the Impaler said:

Hahahahahaaaa!

"Jordan [...] Kean, eight, and three-month-old Thai"

For fks sake! Why do chav's cripple their kid's futures with these ridiculous names?

I'd bang his mum up the wrong 'un though.

My ex-boss is an "old school" magistrates and he told me that he can tell if someone is guilty before they have even entered the room because of their name - basically if you're called (and I quote) Dean, Wayne, Jordan, Dwayne, Ryan, Jason..." there were a load he reeled off - you're fked.

Hey! im called Jordan and i am a good chap!

[J500ANT]

no-worries88 said:

LukeBird said:

fk me, money can buy you class...

I mean when is a gelled chav haircut, miami blue suit, walking cane, and gangster-a-like overcoat not the epitome of what a classy young man wants...

fk me, he lives in a land beyond la-la-land!

correct, theyre welsh

Maybe he can get a place in Goldie Lookin Chain?

[chunkymonkey71]

moleamol said:

BERGS2 said:

words fail me...

They fail him too the illiterate little cock gobbling short arse.

I agree with posters that the story was run because it was funny rather than thinking he is actually the most spoilt. A chavved up Clio? Fail. I know a girl that got a BMW M6 for her last Birthday which she prefers to the DB7 she got for her previous birthday because it is convertible. She's thinking of selling the Aston now because she uses the Range Rover she got for Christmas when weather doesn't warrant the M6. The thing is though, she knows she is lucky and is very down to earth about it and certainly wouldn't splash it all over the papers like Captain Penis there and his tranny of a mother.

Is she hot? Is she single? etc...

[blindswelledrat]

J500ANT said:

http://www.complaints.com/Furniture-Threatening-em...

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Original Message -----
From: suzanne dickenson
To: DiscoCop
Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2006 9:32 PM
Subject: Re: delivery DINING TABLE

do you know what you have really p****d me off you little bh, i have worked around you you have been the only one to be so arrogant, and complain we clearly state that we despatch within 287 days because we are not a massive compnay for f**k sake dont you realise not everyone is big and gets everything right, you know what i got a good mind to tell the drivers to f***ing pass your place tomorrow you ungrateful baSTERED, WHY DONT YOU LEAVE ME BAD FEEDBACK AND ILL GET 6 PEOPLE TO DO THIS TO YOU, BECAuse your one customer who dont understand f**k all.
My one driver has problems that you wouldnt even dream of having in your familly, and it was a difficult task for him to even deliver, people like you make me sick, your f**king lycking i even got it to you, i lost

Edited to censor swear words then I see the f***ing thing does it for you

]

It won't suprise you to learn that her Furniture Company is in liquidation with a new one set up to go....

[Tampon]

V8mate said:

Chainguy said:

J500ANT said:

http://www.complaints.com/Furniture-Threatening-em...

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Original Message -----
From: suzanne dickenson
To: DiscoCop
Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2006 9:32 PM
Subject: Re: delivery DINING TABLE

do you know what you have really p****d me off you little bh, i have worked around you you have been the only one to be so arrogant, and complain we clearly state that we despatch within 287 days because we are not a massive compnay for f**k sake dont you realise not everyone is big and gets everything right, you know what i got a good mind to tell the drivers to f***ing pass your place tomorrow you ungrateful baSTERED, WHY DONT YOU LEAVE ME BAD FEEDBACK AND ILL GET 6 PEOPLE TO DO THIS TO YOU, BECAuse your one customer who dont understand f**k all.
My one driver has problems that you wouldnt even dream of having in your familly, and it was a difficult task for him to even deliver, people like you make me sick, your f**king lycking i even got it to you, i lost

Edited to censor swear words then I see the f***ing thing does it for you

Edited by J500ANT on Tuesday 31st March 17:17

Holy fk!!!

Busted doesn't even cover it.

Worth forwarding it to the original Daily Wail journalist?

Doubt that very much the woman who is his agent is a writer for a paper, guess which one..... yeap the daily mail

He writes it in his profile page on starnow

Agent
My kind of agent who currently helps me get work is ALISON SMITH -SQUIRE WHO WRITES FOR DAILY MAIL.I have worked for a modeling agency called top cats and limage in cardiff, I have also modelled Diesel, Armarni,Replay clothes for two well knows stores

Looks like the wail is now a pr machine fr it staff.

[Tampon]

Guess who wrote the article in the first place ?

Yeap, good old Alison, surely that is a conflict in interests?

Edited by Tampon on Wednesday 1st April 14:48

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Parents who over indulge there children makes me want to puke. What a little tosser he is.