More Tiger Woods hilarity

[55palfers]

....he'd have done better to use a driver.

[yahtzee]

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/30/us/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-new-details/

Damage to car on police reports, so looks like he may have been lucky he didn't kill some one.

[toastybase]

He should have used the driver!

[Halmyre]

Can we putt an end to the golf puns please?

[mcelliott]

His behaviour is par for the course.

Edited by mcelliott on Wednesday 31st May 07:29

[rsbmw]

yahtzee said:

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/30/us/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-new-details/

Damage to car on police reports, so looks like he may have been lucky he didn't kill some one.

Story sounds plausible now though, registered 0 on breathalyser and I expect he is on several pain meds with his back problems and recent surgery. Not unheard of for those to make you drowsy and confused. Shouldn't have driven on them, of course.

[Gargamel]

Halmyre said:

Can we putt an end to the golf puns please?

Sorry, but a couple of other posters tee'd them up for you.

No problem, we are a fairway through them all now.

[oyster]

Halmyre said:

Can we putt an end to the golf puns please?

He looked pretty rough in his picture though.

[Ascayman]

Police dashcam video..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-40115...

[Burwood]

that video is shocking, he needs help and a good lawyer (which he will have).

[SystemParanoia]

Burwood said:

that video is shocking, he needs help and a good lawyer (which he will have).

Yes he will have the laywer.. but help? nah.. that's in short supply over in the good 'ol u.s of a.

plenty of vultures and hanger-on'ers to drain him of his funds though.

[Electronicpants]

Tiger on his way to the next tee

[johnxjsc1985]

Ascayman said:

Police dashcam video..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-40115...

That is so intrusive how do they get away with this

[anonymous-user]

Ascayman said:

Police dashcam video..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-40115...

Sorry, couldn't help thinking of this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccfMRpTldpI

[Yipper]

The Wail is implying he is in constant agony through sport injuries and may (allegedly) need meds to stop the pain.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4559914/Ti...

[johnxjsc1985]

all the TV stuff now showing his arrest whilst clearly distressed just doesn't sit well with me.
I wish him well.

[nickfrog]

Leroy902 said:

Why the smugness by so many of here!?..

It makes them feel better about themselves, however miserable they are.

[BlackLabel]

Holy thread revival........

Quite a turn-around for Woods; he’s just completed one of the greatest sporting comebacks ever.

https://news.sky.com/story/tiger-woods-wins-master...

Edited by BlackLabel on Sunday 14th April 23:01

[soad]

Talent can't be denied.

[FazerBoy]

Incredible! Without doubt one of the most amazing sporting comebacks ever.

He’s certainly confounded most people’s expectations - not least many on this thread...