More Tiger Woods hilarity

[DocJock]

Indeed. Heart transplant surgery: chop the broken one out and stitch in a replacement from the breakers.

[eharding]

DocJock said:

Indeed. Heart transplant surgery: chop the broken one out and stitch in a replacement from the breakers.

Exactly. Special Relativity - the faster you go, the slower time passes and the heavier you get. Bleedin' obvious. Doesn't take a genius to work that out.

[popeyewhite]

DocJock said:

Indeed. Heart transplant surgery: chop the broken one out and stitch in a replacement from the breakers.

Er...get it wrong and someone dies?

[popeyewhite]

eharding said:

DocJock said:

Indeed. Heart transplant surgery: chop the broken one out and stitch in a replacement from the breakers.

Exactly. Special Relativity - the faster you go, the slower time passes and the heavier you get. Bleedin' obvious. Doesn't take a genius to work that out.

Compares favourably to hitting things with a stick.

If only we could have speed golf... .

[Halmyre]

popeyewhite said:

DocJock said:

Indeed. Heart transplant surgery: chop the broken one out and stitch in a replacement from the breakers.

Er...get it wrong and someone dies?

Oh yeah.

http://golf.heraldtribune.com/death-by-golf-ball-n...

[popeyewhite]

Halmyre said:

popeyewhite said:

DocJock said:

Indeed. Heart transplant surgery: chop the broken one out and stitch in a replacement from the breakers.

Er...get it wrong and someone dies?

Oh yeah.

http://golf.heraldtribune.com/death-by-golf-ball-n...

I'll take mortality associated with golf over the same with heart transplant surgery anyday. I think a member of the crowd at a recent American tournament was hit and litigation is ongoing. Dangerous game!

[over_the_hill]

popeyewhite said:

eharding said:

DocJock said:

Indeed. Heart transplant surgery: chop the broken one out and stitch in a replacement from the breakers.

Exactly. Special Relativity - the faster you go, the slower time passes and the heavier you get. Bleedin' obvious. Doesn't take a genius to work that out.

Compares favourably to hitting things with a stick.

If only we could have speed golf... .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhFLF3G-ebg

[anonymous-user]

nonsequitur said:

Tom Logan said:

Some bloke with a bag of sticks whacking a little ball up and down a field trying to keep it out of sandpits and fishponds and eventually getting it to drop down a rabbit hole.

Riiiight.

Any sport, and a lot of other activities, can be reduced to mouthwatering nonsense with a bit of effort.

For example football, which doesn't even require that bit of effort to reduce to nonsense.

[Bill]

popeyewhite said:

Compares favourably to hitting things with a stick.

If only we could have speed golf... .

Or adventure golf, with zip wires, abseils off cliffs and crocs in the ponds. Still stupid, but at least there'd be some interest.

[over_the_hill]

Bill said:

popeyewhite said:

Compares favourably to hitting things with a stick.

If only we could have speed golf... .

Or adventure golf, with zip wires, abseils off cliffs and crocs in the ponds. Still stupid, but at least there'd be some interest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0yBHilk81c

[ScotHill]

Tom Logan said:

Some bloke with a bag of sticks whacking a little ball up and down a field trying to keep it out of sandpits and fishponds and eventually getting it to drop down a rabbit hole.

Robin Williams nsfw: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=03516xrCttg

[Lannister902]

ScotHill said:

Tom Logan said:

Some bloke with a bag of sticks whacking a little ball up and down a field trying to keep it out of sandpits and fishponds and eventually getting it to drop down a rabbit hole.

Robin Williams nsfw: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=03516xrCttg

Comical genius. Sad loss.

[Bill]

over_the_hill said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0yBHilk81c

See?!?