More Muslim Strife - Is this True?

[Jimbeaux]

Shaid GTB said:

Jimbeaux said:

Shaid GTB said:

Jimbeaux said:

Shaid GTB said:

Jimbeaux said:

Shaid GTB said:

Jimbeaux said:

Shaid GTB said:

rypt said:

Sigh....

This country is going off the beaten track, over the rocky mountains and down the bottomless pit found over those said mountains.

I really do despair

Can we just have WW3 (West + Israel vs Muslims) and be done with it

But what if you lose?

We won't....if we do, everyone will lose. Simple really, isn't it. BTW, what did you mean by "If you lose"? Who are "you" and you exactly?

Sorry Jim, you've totally lost it now... at least your rants previous stirred some good old beef, this one is simply boringggggggggggggg.

You think swimming is bad just wait until everyone in the country has to fast at ramadhan, pork will not be sold, alcohol will be banned, hey burka will be standard school uniform, everyone will have to marry 4 wives ... just think of the great threads you'll be able to start up then

Anyway it's about time you yanks got a taste of it too, your all going to be sitting there moaning with your stupid inbred accents.

Actually you yanks will never put up with this! You'd probably start beating/raping/killing the burka clad women instead because your so tough and they asked for it (a bit like them us army muppets abroad ) Then you'd start burning crosses in front of the mosque whilst wearing wearing you own burqa but white with a tea cosy on top.

We have more accents here than all of Europe, which ones are you referring to? There is a new, massive mosque across the street from my office complex. We have invited them to assist in emergency volunteer services, which they have become valuable partners. So, your dig on our services (rape, murder, etc) just reminds everyone on PH how much of an a$$hole you are.
Back to my question. When someone mentioned the West fighting WWIII, you said "What if you lose". What did you mean by "you"??

Edited by Jimbeaux on Saturday 6th February 14:42

Hey wker, you know which accent i'm refering to... if you don't then your a bigger lund than i thought.

Woah! You invited the local mosque! Are you nuts?

So basically you ask for their assistance on one hand and slag them off on another.. your great you are

You is you... i don't understand how something so simple can be so confusing oh well, its what i expected when conversing with a moron

Off topic: How is your Z4?

That accent you refer to....do you mean the Cajun, Creole, "southern", "country", Choctaw Indian, etc? Perhaps you are referring to the generic "redneck" broadbrush accent of Hollywood. It would stand to reason that since my state and your nation are about the same size, there may be more than that one accent to which you refer. Does everyone in England either speak like a Cambridge graduate or the Beatles? Hollywood would have us think so.
The Mosque has been good partners so far. I have always gotten along with Muslims who are not idiots.
There is really no need to tell you how much of an a$$hole you are because it is obvious to all; you do make it easy.
Still no answer to my question about who "you" are, huh??

Edited by Jimbeaux on Saturday 6th February 20:29

Congrats, your replies are getting smarter...

First of all who cares about the different types of american accent? That stupid one plastered all over fox news will do...

Secondly, you state you always get along with muslims who are not idiots? So let me guess you only get along with those that are afraid to point out what a moron you come across as! How can you be friends with someone and them slag off on the internet? How would you feel if your so called muslim friends read the 'flavour' of your posts then see you as you are? Will you not feel even a little bad for stting on those very people that you are supposedly friends with? Then you have the nerve to call me an asshole.... (btw its ahole)

Thirdly the answer to your question.... fkit i'm bored now, if your too stupid to realise who the 'you' is then frankly....

You brought up the accents, I was simply correcting your obvious ignorance; BTW, here, we call it a$$hole.
Next, those Muslims who assist us are law abiding and integrated into society, practicing their religion among themselves and offering no hatred toward "infidels". Take lessons.
The "you", which was obvious to all from the start, was the slip you made answering another poster regarding winning WWIII, to which you replied "what if you lose"....indicating that you are not one of us, meaning the West.
You are an easy target, leaving many openings. However, over confdent little jackasses such as youself who hold an over-inflated self opinion usually do.
Bored you say? Junior, we have been bored with you from the gate, welcome to the club. As always, you are great for a laugh, so by all means, rock on!!

Ignorance it may be, but your accent simply... well you'd call it 'sucks maaan'... ahole!

Correct i'm not one of you! Took you a while to work that out eh... I refuse to be pigeon holed with muslim extremists as well as war mongering tts who think that they can do whatever they want in the world with no consequence just because the country they support have nukes.

On another note what makes you think these swimming muslims aren't law abiding decent citizens? They pay taxes (i hope) so therefore have a right to request a little time for themselves.

PS - If you are going to insult me at least make a good job of it! I mean how insulting can being called a jackass be? You might like to listen to the comments of other users, you really are coming across a floppy lund!

You make my work easy....Go on Brother!

[Jimbeaux]

jhbarford said:

Jimbeaux said:

unrepentant said:

This is a very old story and was discussed on here when it first appeared last year. Very boring and one can only guess at the motivation behind the OP dredging it up again. But we don't have to guess too hard...

One certainly does not have to guess very hard....it was just to see your finer side. Oh, and because I really do not care for radical policies brought about by Muslims or anyone else. Is that what you were hinting at? See, unlike your PC self, I do not walk on egg shells, I tell it like it is.

No. You tell it how you see it - people like you really scare me.

Edited by jhbarford on Sunday 7th February 21:20

People who offer up their opinion and perception scare you? You need to stay under your bed then, it gets worse.

[Jimbeaux]

s3fella said:

Bill said:

Aren't most Sikhs' kirpans only symbolic (ie small and blunt) these days? Otherwise how do they get on flights?

They secrete them on their personge.









(Hide and Sikh!)

[Marf]

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

I simply love the way some fellow an ocean away throws around the term "Redneck", not knowing what, much less, who that refers to. Hollywood certainly has some of you in its stereotypical back pocket.

Wait wait wait, hold on a second here. So Jim, you're saying that at no point during the summer do you look in the mirror and say to yourself "gee, the red in my neck is really coming out well this year"??

Alas, I cannot. I am such a mutt mix of so many exiled Europeans of a darker DNA genome that I simply get darker.

Most likely some North African DNA in there somewhere, that's where the Spanish and Italians get their colour from AIUI

Say what Dog?

Listen up dawwwwwg

If you test the genome of people in southern europe for ancestry, a proportion of their DNA can be traced back to Northern Africa. Ditto Northern europeans, but to a lesser extent.

If you are a mix of many European bloodlines, the likelihood is you have some North African DNA in their which would go some way to explaining why you would pick up a good suntan and not just go red and peel

A while ago on Channel 4 there was a documentary about this, testing "english" peoples DNA, many of them had a percentage of North African DNA mixed in. A good mate of mine who is english, but has almost italian/spanish type olive skin and goes very dark in the sun recently found out he has distant relatives in Morocco. I remember at the time when the programme was broadcast mentioning I thought he would have North African DNA in his makeup, which at the time he didnt believe. Now he does

[Jimbeaux]

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

I simply love the way some fellow an ocean away throws around the term "Redneck", not knowing what, much less, who that refers to. Hollywood certainly has some of you in its stereotypical back pocket.

Wait wait wait, hold on a second here. So Jim, you're saying that at no point during the summer do you look in the mirror and say to yourself "gee, the red in my neck is really coming out well this year"??

Alas, I cannot. I am such a mutt mix of so many exiled Europeans of a darker DNA genome that I simply get darker.

Most likely some North African DNA in there somewhere, that's where the Spanish and Italians get their colour from AIUI

Say what Dog?

Listen up dawwwwwg

If you test the genome of people in southern europe for ancestry, a proportion of their DNA can be traced back to Northern Africa. Ditto Northern europeans, but to a lesser extent.

If you are a mix of many European bloodlines, the likelihood is you have some North African DNA in their which would go some way to explaining why you would pick up a good suntan and not just go red and peel

A while ago on Channel 4 there was a documentary about this, testing "english" peoples DNA, many of them had a percentage of North African DNA mixed in. A good mate of mine who is english, but has almost italian/spanish type olive skin and goes very dark in the sun recently found out he has distant relatives in Morocco. I remember at the time when the programme was broadcast mentioning I thought he would have North African DNA in his makeup, which at the time he didnt believe. Now he does

That might explain why one of my legs is slightly shorter than the other two.

[Marf]

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

I simply love the way some fellow an ocean away throws around the term "Redneck", not knowing what, much less, who that refers to. Hollywood certainly has some of you in its stereotypical back pocket.

Wait wait wait, hold on a second here. So Jim, you're saying that at no point during the summer do you look in the mirror and say to yourself "gee, the red in my neck is really coming out well this year"??

Alas, I cannot. I am such a mutt mix of so many exiled Europeans of a darker DNA genome that I simply get darker.

Most likely some North African DNA in there somewhere, that's where the Spanish and Italians get their colour from AIUI

Say what Dog?

Listen up dawwwwwg

If you test the genome of people in southern europe for ancestry, a proportion of their DNA can be traced back to Northern Africa. Ditto Northern europeans, but to a lesser extent.

If you are a mix of many European bloodlines, the likelihood is you have some North African DNA in their which would go some way to explaining why you would pick up a good suntan and not just go red and peel

A while ago on Channel 4 there was a documentary about this, testing "english" peoples DNA, many of them had a percentage of North African DNA mixed in. A good mate of mine who is english, but has almost italian/spanish type olive skin and goes very dark in the sun recently found out he has distant relatives in Morocco. I remember at the time when the programme was broadcast mentioning I thought he would have North African DNA in his makeup, which at the time he didnt believe. Now he does

That might explain why one of my legs is slightly shorter than the other two.

You have three legs? Jeez, where does your tadger go

[Jimbeaux]

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

I simply love the way some fellow an ocean away throws around the term "Redneck", not knowing what, much less, who that refers to. Hollywood certainly has some of you in its stereotypical back pocket.

Wait wait wait, hold on a second here. So Jim, you're saying that at no point during the summer do you look in the mirror and say to yourself "gee, the red in my neck is really coming out well this year"??

Alas, I cannot. I am such a mutt mix of so many exiled Europeans of a darker DNA genome that I simply get darker.

Most likely some North African DNA in there somewhere, that's where the Spanish and Italians get their colour from AIUI

Say what Dog?

Listen up dawwwwwg

If you test the genome of people in southern europe for ancestry, a proportion of their DNA can be traced back to Northern Africa. Ditto Northern europeans, but to a lesser extent.

If you are a mix of many European bloodlines, the likelihood is you have some North African DNA in their which would go some way to explaining why you would pick up a good suntan and not just go red and peel

A while ago on Channel 4 there was a documentary about this, testing "english" peoples DNA, many of them had a percentage of North African DNA mixed in. A good mate of mine who is english, but has almost italian/spanish type olive skin and goes very dark in the sun recently found out he has distant relatives in Morocco. I remember at the time when the programme was broadcast mentioning I thought he would have North African DNA in his makeup, which at the time he didnt believe. Now he does

That might explain why one of my legs is slightly shorter than the other two.

You have three legs? Jeez, where does your tadger go

One in the same!

[Marf]

[F i F]

mybrainhurts said:

Jimbeaux said:

British Swimming pools Dress Code:

This is lefty local government over here, doing what they think is their duty...

They've been known to ban the word Christmas, around Christmas time, in order to avoid offence to Muslims.

Article also mentions France, please note.

A Muslim tried to hire a theme park in England some time ago, for an exclusively Muslim day. Caused one hell of a stink and it did not happen...

Because Muslims weren't interested...

Same theme park had a gay day.

It was a bloody hoot, even for non gays. The funniest bit was people watching.

Though the fat bloke in a gimp suit with a dog bondage mask raised a few eyebrows.

Genuinely overheard conversation in the queue:-
"Mummy? Why is that man dressed as a nurse?"
"err... because some of the grown ups are having a fancy dress party tonight darling"

[Pesty]

where does this story fit into the debate about veils?

"Ambassador calls for divorce after veil-wearing Muslim bride reveals a beard and crossed eyes "



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...

[dudleybloke]

Pesty said:

where does this story fit into the debate about veils?

"Ambassador calls for divorce after veil-wearing Muslim bride reveals a beard and crossed eyes "



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...

[Mon Ami Mate]

No excuse for not spotting the crossed eyes really...

[YAD061]

F i F said:

Same theme park had a gay day.

Muslim gays?! now that's just too much, bloody gay muslims coming over here and buggering our men.....

[F i F]

YAD061 said:

F i F said:

Same theme park had a gay day.

Muslim gays?! now that's just too much, bloody gay muslims coming over here and buggering our men.....

There were girls as well you know. Not all wearing dungarees and potential winners in the Jo Brand look-a-like competition.

yes I know JB isn't...

[Bill]

Pesty said:

where does this story fit into the debate about veils?

"Ambassador calls for divorce after veil-wearing Muslim bride reveals a beard and crossed eyes "



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...

Caveat emptor?

[Trooper2]

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

I simply love the way some fellow an ocean away throws around the term "Redneck", not knowing what, much less, who that refers to. Hollywood certainly has some of you in its stereotypical back pocket.

Wait wait wait, hold on a second here. So Jim, you're saying that at no point during the summer do you look in the mirror and say to yourself "gee, the red in my neck is really coming out well this year"??

Alas, I cannot. I am such a mutt mix of so many exiled Europeans of a darker DNA genome that I simply get darker.

Most likely some North African DNA in there somewhere, that's where the Spanish and Italians get their colour from AIUI

Say what Dog?

Listen up dawwwwwg

If you test the genome of people in southern europe for ancestry, a proportion of their DNA can be traced back to Northern Africa. Ditto Northern europeans, but to a lesser extent.

If you are a mix of many European bloodlines, the likelihood is you have some North African DNA in their which would go some way to explaining why you would pick up a good suntan and not just go red and peel

A while ago on Channel 4 there was a documentary about this, testing "english" peoples DNA, many of them had a percentage of North African DNA mixed in. A good mate of mine who is english, but has almost italian/spanish type olive skin and goes very dark in the sun recently found out he has distant relatives in Morocco. I remember at the time when the programme was broadcast mentioning I thought he would have North African DNA in his makeup, which at the time he didnt believe. Now he does

That might explain why one of my legs is slightly shorter than the other two.

You have three legs? Jeez, where does your tadger go

Jim, you and your 3 legs walked right into that one....

[Kermit power]

Is this thread still running?

How sad does your own life have to be that you can get worked up about another group having a specific dress code in a pool for a couple of hours a week?

[Marf]

Trooper2 said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

I simply love the way some fellow an ocean away throws around the term "Redneck", not knowing what, much less, who that refers to. Hollywood certainly has some of you in its stereotypical back pocket.

Wait wait wait, hold on a second here. So Jim, you're saying that at no point during the summer do you look in the mirror and say to yourself "gee, the red in my neck is really coming out well this year"??

Alas, I cannot. I am such a mutt mix of so many exiled Europeans of a darker DNA genome that I simply get darker.

Most likely some North African DNA in there somewhere, that's where the Spanish and Italians get their colour from AIUI

Say what Dog?

Listen up dawwwwwg

If you test the genome of people in southern europe for ancestry, a proportion of their DNA can be traced back to Northern Africa. Ditto Northern europeans, but to a lesser extent.

If you are a mix of many European bloodlines, the likelihood is you have some North African DNA in their which would go some way to explaining why you would pick up a good suntan and not just go red and peel

A while ago on Channel 4 there was a documentary about this, testing "english" peoples DNA, many of them had a percentage of North African DNA mixed in. A good mate of mine who is english, but has almost italian/spanish type olive skin and goes very dark in the sun recently found out he has distant relatives in Morocco. I remember at the time when the programme was broadcast mentioning I thought he would have North African DNA in his makeup, which at the time he didnt believe. Now he does

That might explain why one of my legs is slightly shorter than the other two.

You have three legs? Jeez, where does your tadger go

Jim, you and your 3 legs walked right into that one....

[Jimbeaux]

Trooper2 said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

Marf said:

Jimbeaux said:

I simply love the way some fellow an ocean away throws around the term "Redneck", not knowing what, much less, who that refers to. Hollywood certainly has some of you in its stereotypical back pocket.

Wait wait wait, hold on a second here. So Jim, you're saying that at no point during the summer do you look in the mirror and say to yourself "gee, the red in my neck is really coming out well this year"??

Alas, I cannot. I am such a mutt mix of so many exiled Europeans of a darker DNA genome that I simply get darker.

Most likely some North African DNA in there somewhere, that's where the Spanish and Italians get their colour from AIUI

Say what Dog?

Listen up dawwwwwg

If you test the genome of people in southern europe for ancestry, a proportion of their DNA can be traced back to Northern Africa. Ditto Northern europeans, but to a lesser extent.

If you are a mix of many European bloodlines, the likelihood is you have some North African DNA in their which would go some way to explaining why you would pick up a good suntan and not just go red and peel

A while ago on Channel 4 there was a documentary about this, testing "english" peoples DNA, many of them had a percentage of North African DNA mixed in. A good mate of mine who is english, but has almost italian/spanish type olive skin and goes very dark in the sun recently found out he has distant relatives in Morocco. I remember at the time when the programme was broadcast mentioning I thought he would have North African DNA in his makeup, which at the time he didnt believe. Now he does

That might explain why one of my legs is slightly shorter than the other two.

You have three legs? Jeez, where does your tadger go

Jim, you and your 3 legs walked right into that one....

Do you actually get what I said?

[Jimbeaux]

Kermit power said:

Is this thread still running?

How sad does your own life have to be that you can get worked up about another group having a specific dress code in a pool for a couple of hours a week?

Not as sad as it will be for you when you have to request a sit down with the Sharia council to get your two hours a week.