Dear England

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southendpier

5,267 posts

230 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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HundredthIdiot said:
Frankeh said:
Halb said:
HundredthIdiot said:
There does seem to be some cultural "being an ahole to complete strangers for the sake of it" characteristic which annoyed me increasingly when I lived in England, although that was almost certainly just London.
I found that with London. Least friendly majot city I have visited.
Surely most large cities are like that. I've heard the same stereotype about New York and I know Paris is like that, although they're french so being an asshole is just their thing.
In New York there is a kind of charm about it, a casual bluntness that's not really meant to be taken seriously. Maybe that's rosy holiday specs.

In London people who really ought to know better can just be incredibly thoughtless and callous - in my experience, and I worked with some non-Brits in London who felt this even more strongly. I still love London as a city, I just find some of the behaviour a bit grating.
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Yet Central London is the one place where you are least likely to meet an Englishman, seeing that it is a melting pot of world nationalities and cultures.

But sorry to interrupt - whinge away about how crap England is PH'ers

308mate

13,757 posts

223 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
I have to admit to no longer giving a toss, after 13 years of government shafting and creeping control...

If I were younger with no ties, I'd be out of here like a shot...

Sorry...
And where, pray tell, would you go? Or does the UK have the monopoly on the problems youre trying to get away from?

Say Australia, go on. Please say Australia - its been ages since my last Australia rant


Edited by 308mate on Tuesday 20th April 12:35

F i F

44,182 posts

252 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Sodding Welsh, coming here and stealing our women!

Frankeh

12,558 posts

186 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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308mate said:
mybrainhurts said:
I have to admit to no longer giving a toss, after 13 years of government shafting and creeping control...

If I were younger with no ties, I'd be out of here like a shot...

Sorry...
And where, pray tell, would you go? Or does the UK have the monopoly on the problems youre trying to get away from?

Say Australia, go on. Please say Australia - its been ages since my last Australia rant


Edited by 308mate on Tuesday 20th April 12:35
If could make an income remotely I'd probably go somewhere like Belize or some other paradise on earth.

DieselGriff

5,160 posts

260 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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F i F said:
Sodding Welsh, coming here and stealing our women!
It's allright I got one of theirs, one of their special Ginger ones! hehe

The downside is that I have live there frown

Frankeh

12,558 posts

186 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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DieselGriff said:
F i F said:
Sodding Welsh, coming here and stealing our women!
It's allright I got one of theirs, one of their special Ginger ones! hehe

The downside is that I have live there frown
You also run the risk of a ginger child.

DieselGriff

5,160 posts

260 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Frankeh said:
DieselGriff said:
F i F said:
Sodding Welsh, coming here and stealing our women!
It's allright I got one of theirs, one of their special Ginger ones! hehe

The downside is that I have live there frown
You also run the risk of a ginger child.
Jesus H. I could be the future father of Neil Kinnock mk2 yikes

mcbook

1,384 posts

176 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Guybrush said:
Creeping socialism (with hints of communism) under Labour (and the Lib Dems if they had the chance) is slowly destroying what made England a great place to live.
I don't mean to offend but do you know what communism is? I think you'd be hard pushed to find any hints of it in the UK.

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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mcbook said:
Guybrush said:
Creeping socialism (with hints of communism) under Labour (and the Lib Dems if they had the chance) is slowly destroying what made England a great place to live.
I don't mean to offend but do you know what communism is? I think you'd be hard pushed to find any hints of it in the UK.
Oh dear. New to these shores, are you?

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Frankeh said:
308mate said:
mybrainhurts said:
I have to admit to no longer giving a toss, after 13 years of government shafting and creeping control...

If I were younger with no ties, I'd be out of here like a shot...

Sorry...
And where, pray tell, would you go? Or does the UK have the monopoly on the problems youre trying to get away from?

Say Australia, go on. Please say Australia - its been ages since my last Australia rant


Edited by 308mate on Tuesday 20th April 12:35
If could make an income remotely I'd probably go somewhere like Belize or some other paradise on earth.
scratchchin

Don

Original Poster:

28,377 posts

285 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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F i F said:
Sodding Welsh, coming here and stealing our women!
rofl

cs02rm0

13,812 posts

192 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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I've got one of those Welsh women locked away somewhere too.

I'm a very patriotic Englishman, but there are select parts of our green and pleasant land that I'd like to see blown up.

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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cs02rm0 said:
I'm a very patriotic Englishman, but there are select parts of our green and pleasant land that I'd like to see blown up.
This place, per chance?


cs02rm0

13,812 posts

192 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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I categorically deny that allegation. whistle

DJC

23,563 posts

237 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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There's Lancashire, there's the bds across the hills and there is everyone else.

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Home Thoughts from Abroad by Robert Browning

Oh, to be in England
Now that April's there,
And whoever wakes in England
Sees, some morning, unaware,
That the lowest boughs and the brushwood sheaf
Round the elm-tree bole are in tiny leaf,
While the chaffinch sings on the orchard bough
In England - now!!

And after April, when May follows,
And the whitethroat builds, and all the swallows!
Hark, where my blossomed pear-tree in the hedge
Leans to the field and scatters on the clover
Blossoms and dewdrops - at the bent spray's edge -
That's the wise thrush; he sings each song twice over,
Lest you should think he never could recapture
The first fine careless rapture!
And though the fields look rough with hoary dew,
All will be gay when noontide wakes anew
The buttercups, the little children's dower
- Far brighter than this gaudy melon-flower!


anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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DJC said:
There's Lancashire, there's the bds across the hills and there is everyone else.
oi! all the bds live in the south, north yorkshire is gods country! then there's manchester next door, everyone else and then london, the arsehole of the planet



Edited by fbrs on Tuesday 20th April 15:25

993AL

1,939 posts

219 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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speedchick said:
Red rose button holes have been ordered from the local florist, it's my Grandad's funeral on Friday, and we will be wearing them in his and my Nanna's honour, as she always had a rose for St George's Day.
R.I.P.

Saddle bum

4,211 posts

220 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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speedchick said:
Red rose button holes have been ordered from the local florist, it's my Grandad's funeral on Friday, and we will be wearing them in his and my Nanna's honour, as she always had a rose for St George's Day.
Pedant mode/

The true emblem of England is the White Rose, the red one is that of the Tudor usurpers.

/Pedant mode