Loose women cause earthquakes

[Mojocvh]

Blue Meanie said:

Mojocvh said:

http://www.stopahmadinejad.com

Are you equally willing to support protests to bring down religion in western democracies?

Yeah thats right. Hang on let's go out and stone some jehovas shall we.

There is NO comparison.

[Poledriver]

MODS! Shouldn't this be in the Sean Connery joke thread?

[Blue Meanie]

Mojocvh said:

Blue Meanie said:

Mojocvh said:

http://www.stopahmadinejad.com

Are you equally willing to support protests to bring down religion in western democracies?

Yeah thats right. Hang on let's go out and stone some jehovas shall we.

There is NO comparison.

No comparison?

"Our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."
--Sarah Palin, on the Iraq war

"Between science and God, I'll stick with God if the two are in conflict."
-- Republican Candidate Mike Huckabee

"Freedom requires religion."
-- Republican Candidate Mitt Romney

“I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president.”
-- George W. Bush, quoted in George Magazine, September, 2000

"God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."
-- George W Bush,

“Get the few liberals out. If you don't do it, it ain't gonna be done. You will be doing the Lord's work, and he will richly bless you for it.”
--Sen. James Inhofe, R-Oklahoma, Christian Coalition's Road to Victory Conference, 2002, Washington D.C

Religion is very much in western democracy, especially in the US.

There are VERY powerful figures in the political sphere in the US.

Rev Jerry Falwell

fter the September 11, 2001 attacks, Falwell said on The 700 Club, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"


You might also want to look up Pat Robertson, Rev. Wright, Al Sharpton, etc, all who are very much influential both in the political sphere, and the religious sphere.

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson

[anonymous-user]

MX7 said:

Unfortunately, we have similar voices here.

fantastic stuff.

Blue Meanie said:

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson

witches! burn them

Edited by fbrs on Tuesday 20th April 20:43

[Carfiend]

Earthquakes? No. However that sodding show does give me a flipping head ache. Have it on in the lobby at the request of the receptionist. You are there to tell people to go away when they call not watch crap television.

[Uncle Fester]

I think the religious types may be onto something. Lets follow the logic.

Gays cause flooding.

Islam prohibited gays.

Islamic countries turned to desert.

Coincidence?

I think not.

[Marf]

[grumbledoak]

Uncle Fester said:

I think the religious types may be onto something. Lets follow the logic.

While your logic is clearly infallible, I'll draw my conclusions from the observation that most Islamic countries are best described as somewhere between Third World and sthole.

[br d]

Blue Meanie said:

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson

That one is quite incredible

[Blue Meanie]

br d said:

Blue Meanie said:

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson

That one is quite incredible

Indeed... Yup, it's only nutters in the Middle east we need to concern ourselves with!

[F i F]

[7mike]

There is one flaw in this guy's argument that I can think of. I suspect (but have no factual proof) that there are many more loose women in this country. So how the feck do they get all those earthquakes & all we get is a slight dusting of volcano dust?

[Blue Meanie]

7mike said:

There is one flaw in this guy's argument that I can think of. I suspect (but have no factual proof) that there are many more loose women in this country. So how the feck do they get all those earthquakes & all we get is a slight dusting of volcano dust?

We have Winky. Quite the disaster.

[anonymous-user]

Blue Meanie said:

7mike said:

There is one flaw in this guy's argument that I can think of. I suspect (but have no factual proof) that there are many more loose women in this country. So how the feck do they get all those earthquakes & all we get is a slight dusting of volcano dust?

We have Winky. Quite the disaster.

there just arn't that many s1uts in the uk.

[Blue Meanie]

fbrs said:

Blue Meanie said:

7mike said:

There is one flaw in this guy's argument that I can think of. I suspect (but have no factual proof) that there are many more loose women in this country. So how the feck do they get all those earthquakes & all we get is a slight dusting of volcano dust?

We have Winky. Quite the disaster.

there just arn't that many s1uts in the uk.

You obviously never went to 'The Tower' in Hull!

[Poledriver]

fbrs said:

Blue Meanie said:

7mike said:

There is one flaw in this guy's argument that I can think of. I suspect (but have no factual proof) that there are many more loose women in this country. So how the feck do they get all those earthquakes & all we get is a slight dusting of volcano dust?

We have Winky. Quite the disaster.

there just arn't that many s1uts in the uk.

[anonymous-user]

Uncle Fester said:

I think the religious types may be onto something. Lets follow the logic.

Gays cause flooding.

Islam prohibited gays.

Islamic countries turned to desert.

Coincidence?

I think not.

So the answer for Islamic countries water problems are.... gays

[sonic_2k_uk]

fbrs said:

Blue Meanie said:

7mike said:

There is one flaw in this guy's argument that I can think of. I suspect (but have no factual proof) that there are many more loose women in this country. So how the feck do they get all those earthquakes & all we get is a slight dusting of volcano dust?

We have Winky. Quite the disaster.

there just arn't that many s1uts in the uk.

I work in Morecambe, where there are lots of promiscuous women, and we had a mini-earthquake here a few months back.

[Poledriver]

sonic_2k_uk said:

fbrs said:

Blue Meanie said:

7mike said:

There is one flaw in this guy's argument that I can think of. I suspect (but have no factual proof) that there are many more loose women in this country. So how the feck do they get all those earthquakes & all we get is a slight dusting of volcano dust?

We have Winky. Quite the disaster.

there just arn't that many s1uts in the uk.

I work in Morecambe, where there are lots of promiscuous women, and we had a mini-earthquake here a few months back.

No, that was just one of them falling out of bed!

[Jimbeaux]

Blue Meanie said:

br d said:

Blue Meanie said:

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson

That one is quite incredible

Indeed... Yup, it's only nutters in the Middle east we need to concern ourselves with!

Well, actually, these fellows are looked at here with a grin and a mention on late night comedy TV while those in the Islamic world are setting policy.