Sir Clive Sinclair, weds his 33-year-old Lap dancer ..

[Andyuk911]

Did make me laugh, there is life in the old dog yet ..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12690...

[Sheets Tabuer]

Dammit, I wish I was loaded

[davemac250]

To blatantly steal from Mrs Merton

So, what first attracted you to the multi millionaire Sir Clive then?

Good on him, better hope an ice cream van doesn't go by!

[Soovy]

What would you spend it on?!!

Fair play to him!

[Andyuk911]

he must 'pop' blue pills .....

[GTIR]

During sex it's takes him ages and just when he's about to climax it goes wrong and they have to start all over again.

[V8mate]

Article said:

They have been engaged a year but have been seeing each other, on and off, for more than a decade.

Seeing each other on and off?

Essentially, when he visited the sleaze bar she worked in, they were seeing each other; and when he went home at the end of the evening, they weren't.

[Justayellowbadge]

Cynics.

It's a beautiful thing and in no way likely to end acrimoniously and expensively.

[V8mate]

Justayellowbadge said:

It's a beautiful thing and in no way likely to end acrimoniously and expensively.

Given the stats, he'll be dead before that happens. And won't she be gutted when she discovers his worldly wealth is an industrial unit full of unsold C5s.

[Dupont666]

You know what...

It gives us computer Geeks one thing....























HOPE!!

[Cara van Man]

There's a whole Spectrum of reasons why it'll end in tears.

[zakelwe]

She didn't wear white for the wedding, she actually chose a dress which had every colour of the spectrum.

Andy

[southendpier]

Cara van Man said:

There's a whole Spectrum of reasons why it'll end in tears.

oh bravo sir, bravo.

[SkinnyBoy]

Wonder what her best score on jet pack willy is then

[V8mate]

Cara van Man said:

There's a whole Spectrum of reasons why it'll end in tears.

I can see five for starters.

[HOGEPH]

The wedding carriage awaits.

[JonRB]

Dupont666 said:

You know what...

It gives us computer Geeks one thing....

HOPE!!

Well, it's it said that the Geek Shall Inherit the Earth?

Bill Gates has done allright for himself after all.

[The Wookie]

article said:

When asked what qualities attracted him to his future bride he replied: 'Well she is a former Miss England, isn't she.'

Genius

[mrmr96]

Awesome.

No wonder he looks bloody pleased with himself!

[Chris71]

Good man! I'm sure he's well aware of the situation, after all it's not the first time he's been out with a much much younger woman and he's only 69 for Christ's sake, he might be too old to attract her legitimately, but he hasn't lost his marbles. Probably.

When questioned on what attracted them to eachother Sir Clive replied, "well I'm a multi-millionaire who appreciates a decent set of norks and she'll do anything for money".