Asian "Squat" Loo

[anonymous-user]

Scraggles said:

i don't tend to use the term ethnic, generally asians all get lumped into a shortened version of Pakistani and blacks tend to be refereed as something rhyming with tigger

for some reason, some people get upset at these terms, but when they use it, there is no offence :>)

That is very true, i cannot even give you an answer as to why this is the case other than this definitely is the case.

[Mojooo]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/155348/PCC-A...

[tinman0]

Mojooo said:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/155348/PCC-A...

still got to crap in a hole.

[glazbagun]

Mojooo said:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/155348/PCC-A...

Damning enough for me. Kill them all. Then the Mail.

[Muntu]

tinman0 said:

Mojooo said:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/155348/PCC-A...

still got to crap in a hole.

Indeed. I can't think of too many demographics that enjoy that sort of thing, broadly speaking.

[Disco_Dale]

Muntu said:

tinman0 said:

Mojooo said:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/155348/PCC-A...

still got to crap in a hole.

And it was paid for by a private company. That implies they reckon it's worth their while. Isn't that capitalism in action?

[Muntu]

^^ You need to sort your quoting out Disco, I didn't say that.

I would agree with it though.

[Disco_Dale]

Muntu said:

^^ You need to sort your quoting out Disco, I didn't say that.

I would agree with it though.

Whoops, was meaning to quote tinman0

Sorry.

[Jimbeaux]

OnTheOverrun said:

cheddar said:

Squatting followed by cleaning the st off if your jacksie with water is a hell of a lot cleaner than smearing it around with scented toilet paper, however culturally shocking some people find it.

Some of us have developed to the point where we can wipe our arses with toilet paper without it geting smeared around. Ask mummy for some more potty training and then have a think about the hygiene consequences of dry paper where your fingers don't touch your own st versus room temperature water and fingernails. . . . . .

[tinman0]

Disco_Dale said:

And it was paid for by a private company. That implies they reckon it's worth their while. Isn't that capitalism in action?

The problem as I said in this thread earlier is this.

They never put enough ladies toilets in these places, and there are often queues.

When your good lady decides to shop in this centre and decides she needs a "port in a storm" (as MrsT puts it), then she will be confronted with a number of issues.

1. Queue for a normal toilet
2. Crap in a hole

As there will be many many ladies who feel that crapping in a hole is beneath them (badoomtish), the queue for the normal toilets will be that much longer.

When your good lady goes shopping a week later you will discover that she will avoid the "crap in the hole Shopping Centre". And so will the shops that are in the centre, and so will the landlords when the shops discover that generally western women (apart from French women) don't like crapping in a hole.

In the case that your aforementioned good lady does use the hole, there is an even greater price to pay; she will go on about it for absolutely ages. She will never get over it. She will ensure that you get to share her discomfort. You will be reminded of the episode for ever more. You will never be allowed to visit France ever again.

So whilst a few women from various ethnic backgrounds will enjoy the home delights of "aim for the hole" which will obviously bring back delights of "the good old days" and "things we miss about the country we had to leave for a better life", generally, the rest of womankind won't.

[Colonial]

Won't someone think of the children.

Or something.

Sorry, the sound of hand-wringing over such a non-event is making it hard to concentrate.