Asian "Squat" Loo
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Google [bot] said:
If you've ever seen the punishment for squatting on a normal toilet bowl when it shatters and cuts them to ribbons...
Terrible but I can't help but think 'that's what you get'. Dark I know, but if folk used toilets properly it wouldn't happen.
Damn straight they're not going to put western style toilets in over there. Changi airport has both but then that's obviously an international hub and on the world stage.
Having travelled extensively around Hong Kong, Malaysia, Vietnam and Thailand, you are normally presented with the option of using either.Terrible but I can't help but think 'that's what you get'. Dark I know, but if folk used toilets properly it wouldn't happen.
Damn straight they're not going to put western style toilets in over there. Changi airport has both but then that's obviously an international hub and on the world stage.
chris watton said:
There were squat loos in the factory that was the first job I had after leaving school in 1984, as most of the operatives were of Indian origin. I wondered why there were always milk bottles, half filled with water, next to them - and was totally shocked (at the time), when told what they were used for..
Jesus. Who digests a mik bottle?chris watton said:
There were squat loos in the factory that was the first job I had after leaving school in 1984, as most of the operatives were of Indian origin. I wondered why there were always milk bottles, half filled with water, next to them - and was totally shocked (at the time), when told what they were used for..
Jesus. Who digests a mik bottle?Muntu said:
cheddar said:
Squatting followed by cleaning the s
t off if your jacksie with water is a hell of a lot cleaner than smearing it around with scented toilet paper, however culturally shocking some people find it.
Pardon me if I dont shake your hand if I ever meet you t off if your jacksie with water is a hell of a lot cleaner than smearing it around with scented toilet paper, however culturally shocking some people find it.
Filthy f
kersRemember the fashion for bidets? How do you think they get used?
Having said that you won't catch me squatting when I don't have to. It's bad enough when caught out in the countryside and needing to go for a s
t in the woods. Like a bear, as they say.Don said:
Having said that you won't catch me squatting when I don't have to. It's bad enough when caught out in the countryside and needing to go for a st in the woods. Like a bear, as they say.
It's quite liberating IME, the gentle breeze on your tackle. Although you do need to check for nettlest in the woods. Like a bear, as they say.
rypt said:
t84 said:
PS: Ever been to Wales?
Yes I have, and it is a different kettle of fish ... that is their old traditional language (and it is dying anyway)Welsh (and Gaelic if we include other UK parts) are traditional languages that are kept in place through cultural heritage, there is an active plan to promote them to keep the language alive as part of cultural identity.
Spanish on the other hand is a growing language and is the second most spoken after Mandarin Chinese, poor old English is sitting third and you can see the gap on the top two widening. It isn't something that can be controlled, you can't legislate for it, it is natural change over time. Words develop in language and cultures cross. England has always had a rich diverse past and take for example King Richard I, he hardly spoke any English. It is what has made this country what it is by combining cultures.
You could argue that we shouldn't Google on the Internet, but still Search. Stop Hoovering and keep vacuuming. Not have a word for pyjamas. Curry shouldn't be one of our most popular dishes. etc.
Change is inevitable, just some people don't like it.
t84 said:
Do we really want a culture where people who come to the UK have to adopt our traditions and values?
Even to say so I find massively racist, as basically we dismiss anyone that comes to this country who doesn't hold the same values as us as having nothing to offer.
There's nothing racist about it. Most countries expect the same from their new citizens. Swearing allegiance to the flag/learning the national anthem, the language, the customs.Even to say so I find massively racist, as basically we dismiss anyone that comes to this country who doesn't hold the same values as us as having nothing to offer.
How do you get from this (the answer is yes, in large measure by the way, especially the values bit)
t84 said:
Do we really want a culture where people who come to the UK have to adopt our traditions and values?
to this?t84 said:
Even to say so I find massively racist, as basically we dismiss anyone that comes to this country who doesn't hold the same values as us as having nothing to offer.
Is it now racist to say to someone, "Hey welcome aboard. There's a few house rules, but other than that you can do watcha like. Wow, nice culture you got there mate, care to check out mine too? Especially the bits relating to traditions and values? It'll help you to understand this nut house and ensure that we get to know you quicker too" 
andymadmak said:
How do you get from this (the answer is yes, in large measure by the way, especially the values bit)
I think you misread my post.t84 said:
Do we really want a culture where people who come to the UK have to adopt our traditions and values?
to this?t84 said:
Even to say so I find massively racist, as basically we dismiss anyone that comes to this country who doesn't hold the same values as us as having nothing to offer.
Is it now racist to say to someone, "Hey welcome aboard. There's a few house rules, but other than that you can do watcha like. Wow, nice culture you got there mate, care to check out mine too? Especially the bits relating to traditions and values? It'll help you to understand this nut house and ensure that we get to know you quicker too" We're not saying "Wow, nice culture you got there mate" though are we? Very far off it...
May I ask this question.
In a squat loo, do you actually wash your arse with your bare hands, using the water available?
OK fair enough if there are good hand washing facilities nearby.
If not, there is the reason why there are so many dodgy diseases in those countries that advocate bare hand arse washing.
Personally I can't bear using any public loos as I like to have a st at home or in my hotel in the morning followed by a good douching with a shower.
I was filming a Muslim family having a traditional dinner, all seated on the floor. They invited me to eat with them and as they were using their hands to scoop the food up I did likewise.
Noooo! they screamed in unison as I dug in with my left hand, I was using my right to hold the camera.
"It's alright" I replied "as I use my right hand to wipe my arse".
I may not have said that last bit out loud.
In a squat loo, do you actually wash your arse with your bare hands, using the water available?
OK fair enough if there are good hand washing facilities nearby.
If not, there is the reason why there are so many dodgy diseases in those countries that advocate bare hand arse washing.
Personally I can't bear using any public loos as I like to have a s
t at home or in my hotel in the morning followed by a good douching with a shower.I was filming a Muslim family having a traditional dinner, all seated on the floor. They invited me to eat with them and as they were using their hands to scoop the food up I did likewise.
Noooo! they screamed in unison as I dug in with my left hand, I was using my right to hold the camera.
"It's alright" I replied "as I use my right hand to wipe my arse".
I may not have said that last bit out loud.
HundredthIdiot said:
I vagely recall reading that squatting reduces risks of rectal cancer, as it results in more effective evacuation, and apparently it also reduces risks of haemorroids.
Still, stupid foreigners. What do they know?
I have heard that as well. I'm sure it was on embarrassing diseases or a similar programme where a doctor suggested that when using a "normal loo" you should rest your feet on a high box in order to get your body into the squatting position.Still, stupid foreigners. What do they know?
Don said:
Muntu said:
cheddar said:
Squatting followed by cleaning the st off if your jacksie with water is a hell of a lot cleaner than smearing it around with scented toilet paper, however culturally shocking some people find it.
Pardon me if I dont shake your hand if I ever meet you t off if your jacksie with water is a hell of a lot cleaner than smearing it around with scented toilet paper, however culturally shocking some people find it.Filthy f
kersOne does not have to have hand to arse contact when washing it in the shower
Don said:
Remember the fashion for bidets? How do you think they get used?
They get used by filthy foreigners I would imagine Don said:
Having said that you won't catch me squatting when I don't have to. It's bad enough when caught out in the countryside and needing to go for a st in the woods. Like a bear, as they say.
Indeed, I try to avoid long droppers whenever it is prudent to do so, they are rather archaic IMO. A bit like those who will be using the ones installed in the shopping centre I guess t in the woods. Like a bear, as they say.
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