Virginity Repair

[Lord Pikey]

Does you new hubby think your as pure as the morning snow and you would rather him not know that you have been banged more times than the garden gate?

Well, the awnser to all the ashamed girls out there is ask the nhs fairy to fix it for you..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1298684/Su...

[mcdjl]

It causes me physical and phsycological pain when I can't eat due to tooth ache and i have to pay to see the dentist. It causes me lots of trouble when i can't see as I'm short sighted and i have to pay to get glasses. Fair enough if they want to pay for it but otherwise...they should have thought about it first.

Besides surely if they've been putting it about and need this surgery they've either slept with their fiancée/ once they met him they decided to wait until after marriage (really?) or they've been cheating on him. Odds are I suspect he knows shes not pure...

[Jim the Sunderer]

Daily Mail said:

‘It is more cultural rather than religious. If the bride is not a virgin and does not bleed on the wedding night, it is a big shame on the family. There have been honour killings in extreme cases.

These people have an unnatural affection for blood, that's including their 'humane' slaughtering habits.

Edited by Jim the Sunderer on Friday 30th July 08:18

[Don]

That is unbelievably fked up.

If the only requirement is bloodstained bedsheets a bottle of "tomato sauce" would do.

[bonsai]

They are simply savages.

[Pferdestarke]

Honour, respect, shame on the family? Yet they are willing to kid themselves and have a stitch or two to make good their previous promiscuity!

It's probably an arranged marriage anyway and likely to be abusive and controlling given feedback from one or two Muslim friends.

[fido]

FFS - why is this free on the NHS? Personally, i don't care about the morals or issues of deceit - and there plenty of oxygen-wasters sucking on the teet of the NHS - but it shouldn't be funded by taxpayers.

Can someone forward this to the Coalition think-tank?

[Scraggles]

seems to be only muslims who need this, mind you it looks like the blokes are easily fooled, but should be done privately

be interesting to see if it is a female surgeon or a bloke, but guess if they have spread their legs for lots of blokes already, it matters not

[glazbagun]

Is this still a big deal in Italy?

[HundredthIdiot]

If bloodied sheets are the only requirement one of these ought to do it.

[ShadownINja]

fido said:

FFS - why is this free on the NHS?

It's their Hymen Rights.

[fatvik]

ShadownINja said:

It's their Hymen Rights.

[Tsippy]

HundredthIdiot said:

If bloodied sheets are the only requirement one of these ought to do it.

Or wk the husband off so hard it rips his bungee and then there'd be plenty of blood.

[Jinx]

glazbagun said:

Is this still a big deal in Italy?

There's a virgin in Italy? Does Berlesconi know?

[HundredthIdiot]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

But as usual, they intro with the "taxpayer-funded" angle, like that's the most important.

30 a year does seem to support the case that they're only done in exceptional cases.

And then...

"The health service figures, which do not include data on the religion or marital status of the individuals, seem to echo a trend reported by private clinics, which are seeing a huge surge in demand for the procedure from Muslim women paying up to £4,000."

25% increase over four years is not a "huge surge".

[Muntu]

HundredthIdiot said:

25% increase over four years is not a "huge surge".

It is if it is my fking tax that is paying for it.

[HundredthIdiot]

Muntu said:

HundredthIdiot said:

25% increase over four years is not a "huge surge".

It is if it is my fking tax that is paying for it.

Even at the worst case of the 30 cases a year costing £4,000 each, that's only 0.46p/year/taxpayer. The 25% increase over four years has therefore cost you the square root of feck all.

It's an interesting cultural story, but the taxpayer funding element is inconsequential.

Edited by HundredthIdiot on Friday 30th July 13:14

[Uncle Fester]

Surprise early withdrawal from the beardy one.

In an earlier statement about the proposed entry of a new venture to exploit this market, Richard Branson said.

"I have been keeping one eye focused on the opportunities to create Virgin Tubes.

At first Virgin Tubes was a heaven sent opportunity and looked like paradise.

But it seems a serpent has entered first and the perfumed garden no longer smells as sweet.

The NHS have it all sown up at the taxpayers expense and this is keeping out private efforts to enter."

[Marf]

Tsippy said:

HundredthIdiot said:

If bloodied sheets are the only requirement one of these ought to do it.

Or wk the husband off so hard it rips his bungee and then there'd be plenty of blood.

What bungee? They're mutilated muslims remember.

[Tsippy]

Good point

Could she bite it instead during a fake-sneeze?