Naomi Campbell - want to punch so hard!

Naomi Campbell - want to punch so hard!

Author
Discussion

adycav

7,615 posts

218 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
Frankeh said:
I liked one of The Daily Mails pictures they had.



It looks like someone's going to have the most organized and depressing wk of their life.
Funniest pic/comment combo I've seen in ages.

Top drawer!

rofl

FasterFreddy

8,577 posts

238 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
el stovey said:
I think she's great, there's something a bit damaged and batty about her. She is a bit of a cock though.

As an aside, can we call a female a "cock"?

Perhaps more traditional male insults like cock and dick, wker or even are better suited to blokes than bints? What do people think?
I think censored is quite a good word to use for her.

Much better than censored and a lot better than censored!

Mind you, the stupid censored is such a censored, I reckon her censored and censored are both so censored that they censored a censoredcensored in her censored.

What a censoredcensoredcensoredcensoredcensored she is!

DJC

23,563 posts

237 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
Ah Naomi.

Ive known an Aussie model for a few years who has worked with NC a few times and being inside the industry generally knows the goss. She always says that NC's trouble is that she simply has no life. There is nothing else for her but what she does. No family to go to, no future notions of family, business career, maturing, expanding herself, just being NC the model. Pretty much every other model has aspirations to not be modelling after a set number of years. They want to move on. NC doesnt and now cant. This drives a lot of bitterness in her.

AJS-

15,366 posts

237 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
Any chance that Jesu Nelson Mandela will be hauled up to the Hague then? As this dinner was hosted by Mandela, and he invited Charles Taylor, he was presumably an ally.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

240 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
My ex wife spent all with NC, when working on the clothes show. NC was contracted to work for half a day. She enjoyed the work so worked the rest of the day for free.
My commented on how pleasant she was.
Do not think she does herself any favours at times but she does have another side

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

247 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
anonymous said:
[redacted]
Dear Mr Tonker

As you might expect there is already a shortlist of well qualified applicants for this position. However, taking into account the depth of your experience in this field we are confident that Miss Campbell will wish to give full and careful consideration to your application.

To progress this very special opportunity can you be available for dinner at Mr Mandela's residence on Friday 13 August? A few select guests will also be in attendance and the evening will provide an excellent opportunity for you to make your introduction. Overnight accommodation will be provided.

Yours sincerely
The Management

PS Don't forget the diamonds.

theironduke

6,995 posts

189 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
So she said a while ago she was never given any stones...

Then she said she gave them to Nelsons charity...

Nelsons charity deny all knowledge...

Oh and she says at the time she didn't know what Blood Diamonds were....

Is that the sound of the bullst-ometer exploding in the distance.

Northern Munkee

5,354 posts

201 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
theironduke said:
So she said a while ago she was never given any stones...

Then she said she gave them to Nelsons charity...

Nelsons charity deny all knowledge...

Oh and she says at the time she didn't know what Blood Diamonds were....

Is that the sound of the bullst-ometer exploding in the distance.
nono

She's a stupid bint (who I think is fairly ugly, nice bod though, each to his own), the terrible aspect of NC being involved with Taylor and the Hague, is that it's taken the presence of a none entity 'celeb'/model to make the Taylor story newsworthy enough to get "sort of" on the front page, or heading the tv bulletins, and it appears to be only worthwhile news if there is a vacuous clothes horse attached.

But to give her due, I'd suggest not many people in 1997 (at the time of the dinner) would have known what 'conflict' diamonds were, after all even (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_diamond) "Global Witness was one of the first organisations to pick up on the link between diamonds and conflicts in Africa in its 1998 report entitled "A Rough Trade"", a year later, and the phrase 'blood' diamonds is generally accepted entering usage after a speech by Clinton in 2000,and culminating their legislation in 2001, and really most generally after the DiCaprio film in 2006, shined a light on the subject, and NC is not very bright is she, do you think she keeps abreast of african current affairs? Plenty would still struggle to point out where Liberia is on a map.

And another thing if blood diamonds and the terrible nature of Taylor was already known, why, at the time, is Mia Farrow, Quincy Jones, Jemima & Imran Khan, who you might think would be all much more likely to be well informed, sitting down to dinner with him. Hmmm... doesn't make sense...

carmonk

7,910 posts

188 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
Her evidence is certainly compelling. She's woken by two men knocking on her door. She opens the door and they hand her a bag. They don't tell her what's in it, or who it's from, and she never thinks to ask. She's so curious that she goes straight back to bed without looking in the bag and in the morning finds that it contains "some dirty stones". Not diamonds, though, no way, not at all. She then gives the stones to the head of a charity and forgets about the whole incident. Clearly this is what anybody would do in the circumstances.

The problem with many thick people, I find, is that they assume everyone else is as thick as they are.

Mermaid

21,492 posts

172 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
Northern Munkee said:
..Plenty would still struggle to point out where Liberia is on a map.

And another thing if blood diamonds and the terrible nature of Taylor was already known, why, at the time, is Mia Farrow, Quincy Jones, Jemima & Imran Khan, who you might think would be all much more likely to be well informed, sitting down to dinner with him. Hmmm... doesn't make sense...
all good points. After all our government got duped by a dodgy dossier and did not think twice before they sanctioned war...

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

247 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
anonymous said:
[redacted]
Perfick! It'll be a great night out. Robert Mugabe is hoping to pop over for a coffee later on...

Kindersley

329 posts

166 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
the story is... Charity bosses as usual pocketing a few ££ from sale of diamonds. never ever liked people at the top end of charities, they seem to treat it as a "nice earner

As for her....Jesus , nothing more than a Hooker

john_p

7,073 posts

251 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
carmonk said:
Her evidence is certainly compelling. She's woken by two men knocking on her door. She opens the door and they hand her a bag. They don't tell her what's in it, or who it's from, and she never thinks to ask. She's so curious that she goes straight back to bed without looking in the bag and in the morning finds that it contains "some dirty stones". Not diamonds, though, no way, not at all. She then gives the stones to the head of a charity and forgets about the whole incident. Clearly this is what anybody would do in the circumstances.

The problem with many thick people, I find, is that they assume everyone else is as thick as they are.
Does she not have legal representation? Surely they would have come up with a better story than that...

109 Bob

3,762 posts

219 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
Kindersley said:
nothing more than a Hooker


scratchchin

Asterix

Original Poster:

24,438 posts

229 months

Thursday 5th August 2010
quotequote all
Kindersley said:
As for her....Jesus , nothing more than a Hooker
Some of the stories I've heard out here in Dubai when some of the young Sheikhs have 'entertained' top models are quite interesting.

Stories, I admit, but where there's smoke...

Flintstone

8,644 posts

248 months

Friday 6th August 2010
quotequote all
Having been the target of this woman's anger I can verify that she is a vile piece of work. That fact that I didn't give a st and allowed that to show may have contributed to her foul mood biggrin

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 6th August 2010
quotequote all
I don't like here, but I think she has come over fairly well on this occassion, she has said she is afraid to testify, and gave the dimond to charity.
Why is no one asking why Nelson Mandela was entertaining Taylor is SA, ar is isot completly politically incorect to question Nelson on anything.

madala

5,063 posts

199 months

Friday 6th August 2010
quotequote all
Frankeh said:
I liked one of The Daily Mails pictures they had.



It looks like someone's going to have the most organized and depressing wk of their life.
....that's one of the best I have read in a long while.....

shoggoth1

815 posts

266 months

Friday 6th August 2010
quotequote all
I thought it was rather disgusting when she, in response to the judge asking about her being nervous attending, stated that she hadn't wanted too and had been made to attend - that it was an 'inconvenience'. Bloody hell woman, it's a war crimes trial.

As my girlfriend put it 'not half as inconvenient as the poor people who had their arms chopped off'.

Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Friday 6th August 2010
quotequote all
I blame the media for constantly raising the profile of these vacuous, vain people and portraying them as celebrities.

She walks up and down in an outfit. Nobody should even know who the fk she is.