Ryanair to buy Liverpool FC

[GTIR]

In the Telegraph this morning.

Michael O'Leary of Ryanair at court;

Amid the Koppites stood a familiar figure. Worse, one of the TV news crews handed him a microphone. "Glorious news this morning," he declared. "Ryanair's been cleared to buy Liverpool FC."

http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/baa-ruling-throug...

"Step forward Michael O'Leary, that well-known Irish wag. As the jubilant Ryanair boss said only minutes later. "I just couldn't resist it. There were all these Scousers asking: 'Who's yer man?' Then someone shouts out: 'He's the Paddy from that ------ airline'."

The guys an arse but can't help but laugh.

[jmorgan]

£1 a ticket then.......

[spikeyhead]

There's no-one better at getting free publicity. Great quote below.

"A third of accidents are down to pilot error. Statistically it's best not to have them."

[clonmult]

jmorgan said:

£1 a ticket then.......

And then £20 to go to the lavs .....

[Silver993tt]

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

[petemurphy]

would actually be an interesting ticket finance model for less supported clubs

[wolves_wanderer]

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

[Dracoro]

wolves_wanderer said:

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

Ooooooh, you're ganna hell for that

[wolves_wanderer]

Dracoro said:

wolves_wanderer said:

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

Ooooooh, you're ganna hell for that

Meh, I grew up in Wolverhampton and live in Peterborough I think I'm prepared

[mattviatura]

wolves_wanderer said:

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

You've just ensured nobody on Merseyside will look at PH again.

On another note if Ryanair buys the club they'll probably run a coach service dropping fans near the ground. In Glasgow.

[Castrol Craig]

wolves_wanderer said:

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

poor taste imho.

[AndrewW-G]

Castrol Craig said:

wolves_wanderer said:

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

poor taste imho.

Very poor taste, he probably thinks the WW2 holocaust was funny as well

[dwspirit]

AndrewW-G said:

Castrol Craig said:

wolves_wanderer said:

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

poor taste imho.

Very poor taste, he probably thinks the WW2 holocaust was funny as well

racingdude009 to buy Liverpool on his benefits!

[Legend83]

O'Leary is such a .

And I win most obvious statement of the day.

[Cookie172]

AndrewW-G said:

Castrol Craig said:

wolves_wanderer said:

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

poor taste imho.

Very poor taste, he probably thinks the WW2 holocaust was funny as well

96 to millions, that's a bit of a step up isn't it?

[wolves_wanderer]

AndrewW-G said:

Castrol Craig said:

wolves_wanderer said:

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

poor taste imho.

Very poor taste, he probably thinks the WW2 holocaust was funny as well

[DJC]

AndrewW-G said:

Castrol Craig said:

wolves_wanderer said:

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

poor taste imho.

Very poor taste, he probably thinks the WW2 holocaust was funny as well

If Spike managed to find a few laughs in WW2, Im sure I can raise a smile.

Now stop being arses, we're English, black humour is what we do best. For those of you on the thread who arent English, we can only apologise for your plight of course

[petemurphy]

DJC said:

AndrewW-G said:

Castrol Craig said:

wolves_wanderer said:

Silver993tt said:

season tickets without a seat number but for an extra £50 a game you'll get priority entry.

Hmm, thousands of scousers scrambling to get into a football game...What could possibly go wrong?

poor taste imho.

Very poor taste, he probably thinks the WW2 holocaust was funny as well

If Spike managed to find a few laughs in WW2, Im sure I can raise a smile.

Now stop being arses, we're English, black humour is what we do best. For those of you on the thread who arent English, we can only apologise for your plight of course

exactely man up ffs humour is the best way of coping with disaster