Sham wedding fail

[camshafted]

If you're going to be involved in an elaborate sham wedding then these are three things to learn about the bride:

>her name
>her occupation
>whether she has any children

Unfortunatley Fernando Da Silva got this wrong in Peterborough and now he's in court alongside the Nigerian woman and her boyfriend (who was already married)

http://swns.com/court-hears-how-sham-groom-didnt-k...

[.:ian:.]

Eh? How can marrying a Portugese national get you a UK passport?

[sidicks]

.:ian:. said:

Eh? How can marrying a Portugese national get you a UK passport?

It's to do with the EU and 'ooman rights innit?

Probably...

Sidicks

[wolves_wanderer]

sidicks said:

.:ian:. said:

Eh? How can marrying a Portugese national get you a UK passport?

It's to do with the EU and 'ooman rights innit?

Probably...

Sidicks

EU passport

[Finlandia]

Someone's being a bum here

[.:ian:.]

http://www.euimmigration.org/eu_passport.html

tfw said:

Myth I: It is a common misperception to believe that there is an "EU Passport" which cover all EU member countries. An "EU Passport" is only a term used to describe a passport from any EU country and does not exists in reality. Any citizen from any EU member country have same rights to travel visa free within EU / Schengen and to work in any EU country of their choice.

[madala]

...I suppose it's out of the question that we can deport these scum back from wence they came......yup....I thought so.....

[poo at Paul's]

So long as she doesnt get up the duff, if they get convicted, i think technically we can deport them!

If they have a sprog though, we are doomed to keep them in benefts and PS3s as they have a "right to family life" ......paid for by others, many of which cannot afford such a life.