MOD paying £22 for a 65p light bulb

MOD paying £22 for a 65p light bulb

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rhinochopig

17,932 posts

198 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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clarkey said:
Not all suppliers try to con the MOD...
We have various contracts with parts of the MOD (and various other government departments) and the commercial terms are exactly the same as private sector contracts. Sometimes extra project management time is allowed, but this is due to the extra layer of administration caused by third parties that are involved in the contracts.
Overall, they push value just as hard as the private sector in my experience.
Aye - would, could, should banghead

Countdown

39,887 posts

196 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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ShayneJ said:
Ha had almost the same thing happen to me last year at a large MOD contractor site
in berks our project office wanted a whiteboard putting up (they already had the board)
and the building maintenance contractor wanted £500 to screw it to the wall
and two weeks notice to do it!

Wont name the company but they are well known around the reading area white vans
with EM**RE on the side utter parasite of a firm.
I've had the "pleasure" of working with Mitie, Interserve, AWG.

Ihe main problem is the way they are paid. They were paid automatically from central Govt and there was an incredibly complicated performance penalty system (which of course they would dispute). Almost without fail central Govt would rollover and pay the bill even when we could demonstrate contractual compliance failures.

Victor McDade

4,395 posts

182 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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The government have now scrapped their plans to privatise the MOD procurement process.

Why did more companies not bid for this?


said:
The government has abandoned plans to privatise its defence procurement body after only one bidder was left in contention for the contract.

Defence Secretary Philip Hammond said there was no longer a "competitive process" and the risks of continuing were "too great to be acceptable".
BBC link

said:
Scrapped MoD procurement privatisation cost £19.4m

The Ministry of Defence has confirmed how much it has spent on the failed attempt to part-privatise its defence procurement arm.

The DE&S organisation will remain in government ownership and under government control after the Defence Secretary today confirmed he was abandoning plans to allow a private consortium to run it.

The total cost of the project runs to £19.4 million.

£12 million was spent on the original "concept phase" to examine what to do with DE&S.

A further £7.4 million was spent on looking at the hiving off the organisation to a GoCo (Government Owned, Contractor Operated).

So you won't get much change out of twenty million pounds of taxpayers' money.

DE&S spends £14 billion of your money on defence procurement each year.

MoD sources say that unless they stuck with the status quo (and defence procurement has come under a lot of criticism in recent years) part of the costs would have still been accrued.

They add that a private sector ethos will now be injected into the organisation and they do eventually hope it can to turned it into a 'GoCo'.

The only consortium left bidding for the contract insisted today it would have "generated billions of pounds of savings for the Armed Forces" if it has been allowed to operate the defence procurement process for the MoD.
ITV news

Edited by Victor McDade on Wednesday 11th December 12:44

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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SplatSpeed said:
I have a good one for you

the inland revenue sold all their buildings and rent them back!

because they can make tax on the rental income, shame they were bought by an offshore company!
Sort of related.

Mercedes sold Tesco their tractor units (HGV truck units) at a £100 profit each. (Considering Tesco probably have 1000's of units it's good promotional material for Merc, I guess) and Tesco then sold them to a leasing company (for a profit) and lease them back, thus getting tax relief! eek

I'm not sure if Mercedes were kicking themselves after but I bet someone got a punch in the goolies!

(this was first hand from the person who did the deal)

Cfnteabag

1,195 posts

196 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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PoleDriver said:
Q:- How many soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A:- As many as you can afford!
Don't be silly, it depends how many of them have done the bulb fitting course, then how many of them had also done the ladder climbing course, will also need someone who has done the ladder climbing supervisor course and is still in date, then you would have to check the bulb and make sure the first soldier had done the familiarisation course and that two was in date. Then a third soldier will have had to have done a report saying the bulb was no longer working, then a fourth soldier would have to put in a request for the bulb to be replaced, a fifth soldier would have to come and check that the bulb had blown. Once the bulb had been replaced by the first and second soldiers, the fifth soldier would have to come back and check that it had been replaced correctly and was now working. Following this a report would have to be done by a sixth soldier, to send to the fourth soldier to confirm that the bulb had been changed as requested


ScottishExile

247 posts

214 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Cfnteabag said:
Following this a report would have to be done by a sixth soldier, to send to the fourth soldier to confirm that the bulb had been changed as requested
Only six soldiers?. Better than the council, they need a minimum of seven:


robm3

4,927 posts

227 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Cfnteabag said:
PoleDriver said:
Q:- How many soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A:- As many as you can afford!
Don't be silly, it depends how many of them have done the bulb fitting course, then how many of them had also done the ladder climbing course, will also need someone who has done the ladder climbing supervisor course and is still in date, then you would have to check the bulb and make sure the first soldier had done the familiarisation course and that two was in date. Then a third soldier will have had to have done a report saying the bulb was no longer working, then a fourth soldier would have to put in a request for the bulb to be replaced, a fifth soldier would have to come and check that the bulb had blown. Once the bulb had been replaced by the first and second soldiers, the fifth soldier would have to come back and check that it had been replaced correctly and was now working. Following this a report would have to be done by a sixth soldier, to send to the fourth soldier to confirm that the bulb had been changed as requested
Just make sure none of them are wearing an active camera, comments could end up in court!

Gazzas86

1,709 posts

171 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Only just seen this thread, the MOD still continue to pay extortionate prices for non essential things, such as this week we had 20 doors painted 'blue' from the original beige colour at the grand price of £1000 per door..... Decorational not operational. There are so many more examples i could give, i should write a book.

crazy about cars

4,454 posts

169 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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This is not uncommon for any governmental bodies. It's not their money so why not spend the most you can smile

New POD

3,851 posts

150 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Zaxxon said:
At a location in Aldershot, the useless company that did all of the maintenance for the various sites wanted £650 to hang 2 medium sized whiteboards in our office. And it would take 6 -8 week before they could do it.

If I had done it (as I had offered...for free) I would have been dropped from the project.

That contract to maintain the sites will is in place for 30 years!

Anyone who has visited any of the sites in Aldershot will know what a dreadfull state they are in.




There are some MOD procurement personnel that need jailing for gross incompetance.
Carillion ?

I did a lean improvement contract with the MOD In Telford, and was amazed that there was no waste at all.

Well there was, but there were 100 excuses why they couldn't change it.

DS3R

9,876 posts

166 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Victor McDade said:
ITV news

Edited by Victor McDade on Wednesday 11th December 12:44
This is all down to this Bernard Gray chap then - seems to cream it off nicely while blowing £20m on not making any change... Nice work if you can get it. Has he been sacked? If not, why not?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ministry-defe...

MoleVision

996 posts

211 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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DS3R said:
This is all down to this Bernard Gray chap then - seems to cream it off nicely while blowing £20m on not making any change... Nice work if you can get it. Has he been sacked? If not, why not?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ministry-defe...
Regards GoCo....
That's rather naive point of view. Whilst the result might not appear a great way of spending money (and I don't pretend to claim it is) any attempt at investigating potentially new ways of doing something, especially running an organisation as large as that will cost money... and a lot of it.

The important thing is that in the end the correct decision is made.. and I suggest that the way the project went is a good indication that GoCo was not the future of DE&S.

DS3R

9,876 posts

166 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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I think you're missing my point,

He, a Times journalist, clearly the best placed person to know what defence procurement should look like, wrote a report saying "make it a goco". £20m later it's not. Why is he still there, and why am I still paying his hotel bills?

Chlamydia

1,082 posts

127 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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I used to work for a firm that supplied parts to civilian companies, companies contracted by the MOD, and the MOD themselves. There was an outrageous inflation of prices for anything that was going to the MOD directly or indirectly. For instance, a bag of small cadmium plated bolts supplied to another civilian company would be £x; to the MOD contractor the same bag would be say 2 x £x (they would then add their own cut to that), and for the MOD 5 x £x. The only difference was with the MOD direct supply we had to retype the CofC onto a military format page.
When in the mob myself someone pointed out that the large adjustable spanner I was using cost almost £100, (and this was in the 90s). It was a normal adjustable spanner, nothing special about it. In our tool stores some wit had removed the standard day-glo orange shadow from the board and replaced it with a gold foil shadow.

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

123 months

Sunday 1st November 2015
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If the MoD utilised their budget more efficiently perhaps they would not need to cut back on the numbers of combat personnel like they're currently doing. If they need to use mobile Internet overseas then stick a foreign sim card into a mifi device and connect it to your phone.


article said:
The Ministry of Defence (MoD) paid out a whopping £40,800 in data roaming charges for a single phone number in the 2013/14 financial year, PoliticsHome can reveal.

The charge was one of a range of eyewatering bills the MoD received for individual numbers over the last three financial years.

Top charges for single phones between 2012/13 and 2014/15 ranged from just under £20,000 to almost £41,000 for using non-wifi internet networks abroad and £10,000-£27,000 for call and text bills.
- See more at: https://www.politicshome.com/foreign-and-defence/a...

Bullett

10,886 posts

184 months

Sunday 1st November 2015
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There might be security issues with that.

I know the MoD works with the global telecoms providers to support troops abroad. I suspect there will be more to that bill than a simple swap the sim over job. Maybe it was the bill for a Mr J. Bond.

jjlynn27

7,935 posts

109 months

Sunday 1st November 2015
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I love these threads. Click-baits designed to enrage terminally stupid. Seems it's working. One of my previous employers was a supplier to MOD. If my experience is anything to go by the margins were so tiny that only quantities ordered made it worthwhile to supply. They would literary argue over every single penny, for hours. IIRC payment terms were pretty st too.

TankRizzo

7,269 posts

193 months

Sunday 1st November 2015
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My experience of having worked for a large IT employer subcontracted by the MOD for 13 years was that it wasn't so much their attitude to money per se, it was their utter naivety in getting screwed over every which way for products and services.

For example, I was paid to maintain and modify an application for three years - which the customer didn't even use. It was deemed too complicated at the start by the personnel using it on deployment, who went back to using paper and pen. I flagged this up as inefficient use of tax money and was promptly told to keep schtum by my employer.

One of the reasons I ended up leaving.

spaximus

4,231 posts

253 months

Sunday 1st November 2015
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Many years ago I worked for Serck Marston. We had a contract to repair radiators and fuel tanks for the Army based at Aldershot.
On the Bedford TK 4X4 the lads were using Jerry cans to fill them and would bang them on the neck cracking it. We were doing 6 or 7 unit each week.
I offered to modify the tank by putting a brace in them, this was turned down as it would mean every truck would need to be modified in the same way.
Speaking with the man in charge, forget the rank, a new tank was cheaper than we charged to repair them, but the process to get one was so long winded that they chose a more expensive but quicker route every time.

FredClogs

14,041 posts

161 months

Monday 2nd November 2015
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To be fair this isn't restricted to publicly funded bodies or the MOD, it's a problem with large corporate entities in general, I've worked at plenty of multinationals where the control of daft little costs (including wasted labour hours - witnessed by the amount of my time I spend during the day reading and typing bks on this forum) is lacking. I've worked in plenty of offices with outsourced maintenance where people aren't allowed to change a light bulb and the cost for doing so is daft.