HSBC Business Banking ****tards

HSBC Business Banking ****tards

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Sheepshanks

32,887 posts

120 months

Thursday 31st August 2017
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sidicks said:
Strictly speaking HSBC got fined for poor controls to prevent other people laundering money!
If you take clothes to the laundry who is laundering them - you, the laundry, or both?

drainbrain

5,637 posts

112 months

Thursday 31st August 2017
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Sheepshanks said:
If you take clothes to the laundry who is laundering them - you, the laundry, or both?
I think the crime's called "facilitating".

Toaster Pilot

14,622 posts

159 months

Thursday 31st August 2017
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Sheepshanks said:
If you take clothes to the laundry who is laundering them - you, the laundry, or both?
This would be more like saying the washing machine is laundering them though which although I suppose is technically correct isn't something I've ever heard

sidicks

25,218 posts

222 months

Thursday 31st August 2017
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drainbrain said:
Sheepshanks said:
If you take clothes to the laundry who is laundering them - you, the laundry, or both?
I think the crime's called "facilitating".
They weren't 'facilitating' money laundering either.

Sheepshanks

32,887 posts

120 months

Thursday 31st August 2017
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sidicks said:
They weren't 'facilitating' money laundering either.
Yes they were - because they didn't have the controls in place to make it more difficult. That's why they're being a pain in the arse now over identity checks. We've had two levels of it, and at one point they suggested they would need to see our all director/owners face-to-face but they backed off from that.

55palfers

5,919 posts

165 months

Thursday 31st August 2017
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https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&a...


Seems they have a bit of previous (from five years ago}

Quick off the mark or what!


drainbrain

5,637 posts

112 months

Thursday 31st August 2017
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55palfers said:
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&a...


Seems they have a bit of previous (from five years ago}

Quick off the mark or what!
That article suggests both active participation in and facilitation of money laundering to the tune of 100's of millions of dollars. High level serious and organised crime in other words.

Why no-one gets gaoled for these japes is surprising to any but the most cynical.



sidicks

25,218 posts

222 months

Friday 1st September 2017
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Sheepshanks said:
Yes they were - because they didn't have the controls in place to make it more difficult. That's why they're being a pain in the arse now over identity checks. We've had two levels of it, and at one point they suggested they would need to see our all director/owners face-to-face but they backed off from that.
Failing to maintain adequate controls to prevent money laundering isn't legally the same as facilitating money laundering.

My understanding is that 'facilitating' requires someone to have actively done something to aide someone else to launder money.

Edited by sidicks on Friday 1st September 09:26

sidicks

25,218 posts

222 months

Friday 1st September 2017
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drainbrain said:
That article suggests both active participation in and facilitation of money laundering to the tune of 100's of millions of dollars. High level serious and organised crime in other words.

Why no-one gets gaoled for these japes is surprising to any but the most cynical.
Presumably because no criminal offence has taken place.

TEKNOPUG

Original Poster:

19,001 posts

206 months

Friday 1st September 2017
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PurpleMoonlight said:
TEKNOPUG said:
Because it takes 10mins to open an account, not 10days. And I want a bank transfer.
So you have deliberately opened an account that you know that you cannot bank the HSBC cheque into?
I don't have the will to explain to the hard of thinking. Thanks for your participation in this thread though thumbup

JulianPH

9,921 posts

115 months

Saturday 2nd September 2017
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Try Metro Bank, you can do it online very quickly.

I have had similar issues with HSBC. My business has used a different bank for many years now but we still have an HSBC account that I found out my finance director had put £250k in for a reason, but not a particularly good one. I asked him to move this money to our other account and HSBC said they had a daily limit of £90k!!!

So I am having to wait 3 days to get hold of MY money from the gits! AML doesn't cut it here because both accounts are exactly the same name/company.

They also called me earlier this year to say I had not used my current account with them for a year. I told them I knew that and would not be using it again either. They said I should close it and I agreed and said let's do it. They then told me I had to go into a branch to do this. I said no, that is too much hassle now you have closed every branch local to me.

They said I had to and I asked what would happen if I didn't. They said in six months they would automatically close it for me!

So they can close it, but only when THEY want to. Absolute morons.

PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

158 months

Saturday 2nd September 2017
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They bounced a cheque on me last week because the payee was written in two different coloured pens.

bad company

18,715 posts

267 months

Saturday 2nd September 2017
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PurpleMoonlight said:
They bounced a cheque on me last week because the payee was written in two different coloured pens.
I don't think they're allowed to do that. As long as all the information such as amount in words & figures, signatures, date and payee they should honour the cheque. Probably an inexperienced 'monkey' at the branch. I would take it back.

C Lee Farquar

4,075 posts

217 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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PurpleMoonlight said:
They bounced a cheque on me last week because the payee was written in two different coloured pens.
I had a customer's cheque bounce because of this also.

eltawater

3,116 posts

180 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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C Lee Farquar said:
PurpleMoonlight said:
They bounced a cheque on me last week because the payee was written in two different coloured pens.
I had a customer's cheque bounce because of this also.
It's because it makes it look like the cheque has been tampered with. Get the authorised cheque signatory to sign again at the location of the discrepancy and all will be well.

I had this a few times in my younger years when I used to have my wages paid by cheque and my name would be written incorrectly. Any amendments had to have the signature against it otherwise the cheque would be rejected at the bank.

BJG1

5,966 posts

213 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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PurpleMoonlight said:
So you have deliberately opened an account that you know that you cannot bank the HSBC cheque into?
so instead he should limit his choice of bank because of HSBC's own incompetence?

Toaster Pilot

14,622 posts

159 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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Saw this shared on social media earlier https://amp-theguardian-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s...

The Broker

2,662 posts

144 months

Wednesday 6th September 2017
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So you had your HSBC account closed due to money laundering and opened an account with TIDE?

Did OMO not have a suitable facility?

drainbrain

5,637 posts

112 months

Wednesday 6th September 2017
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Might be of interest:

https://medium.com/@photonstorm/hsbc-is-killing-my...


HSBC's just a n other dying elephant.

JulianPH

9,921 posts

115 months

Wednesday 6th September 2017
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I'm certainly glad I got my money out before any of these shenanigans...