Fousands of Income Streams

Fousands of Income Streams

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Armitage.Shanks

2,283 posts

86 months

Thursday 30th November 2023
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Jonmx said:
Funny you should say that about Dubai. I work in property and my LinkedIn is full of this kind of guff at the moment.

If I was looking to buy property overseas, those two are *exactly* the kind of experts I'd be after to help me.
rofl

Some Gump

12,715 posts

187 months

Thursday 30th November 2023
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
If I was looking to buy property overseas, those two are *exactly* the kind of experts I'd be after to help me.
Well they both do look very successful.
The billionaire lifestyle:

Skip leg day (billionaires don't have time for legs)
Tumble t shirt (billionaires don't iron)
Drawn on arms (billionaires don't have to look employable)
Tippex teeth (billionaires can fly to turkey like you or i can get a taxi to town)


mwstewart

7,636 posts

189 months

Friday 1st December 2023
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Eye-opening thread. There must be a market for it

Electronicpants

2,651 posts

189 months

Friday 1st December 2023
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Some Gump said:
Why do these tossers always skip leg day?
Why are they always in shorts to start with? Nothing says business acumen like dressing like a child.


technodup

7,585 posts

131 months

Friday 1st December 2023
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
If I was looking to buy property overseas, those two are *exactly* the kind of experts I'd be after to help me.
The sort of people buying into their pish look like that, so it's perfect.

Intelligent normal people aren't their target market.

Private_eye

100 posts

36 months

Friday 1st December 2023
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Haha, Quas from Tyron Ash, what a throbber. Even their heavily scripted and produced 'reality show' made him out to be an incompetent muppet from the wrong side of the tracks. Given Tyron's agents have to pay him a monthly sub (in the hundreds), get commission only and often get shafted by him sacking them and keeping the commission for himself (according to their Google reviews and Glassdoor page), I'd say only a total fool would work for him. I pointed out he'd mispriced one of the trashy Dubai condos he's flogging by a factor of ten and asked what Dubai is like for people that love drinking or are gay. Oddly, he blocked me.

Referring back to another former favourite. Nathan Hanslip, CEO of a very dodgy Southampton Telecoms firm, has imitated his idol Drake and KNOCKED UP a cosmetically enhanced former 'adult model' in Dubai after a brief relationship. Classy bird, I found some anatomical videos within 30 seconds of googling her. Nathan must be chuffed about having to spend more Lambo money on child support. Still, perhaps more respectable than the 18 year old influencer he was dating last year.

Spare tyre

9,641 posts

131 months

Friday 1st December 2023
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Former sofx throbber Giles potter is back

If you have no money to trade with, he has 2 mil you can use

https://www.instagram.com/optimaltraders

105.4

4,125 posts

72 months

Friday 1st December 2023
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Jonmx said:
If I was wanting to invest in Dubai, these two are exactly the sort of characters I’d entrust my money with.

rofl

Is that beard even real?

Spare tyre

9,641 posts

131 months

Sunday 3rd December 2023
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Private_eye said:
Haha, Quas from Tyron Ash, what a throbber. Even their heavily scripted and produced 'reality show' made him out to be an incompetent muppet from the wrong side of the tracks. Given Tyron's agents have to pay him a monthly sub (in the hundreds), get commission only and often get shafted by him sacking them and keeping the commission for himself (according to their Google reviews and Glassdoor page), I'd say only a total fool would work for him. I pointed out he'd mispriced one of the trashy Dubai condos he's flogging by a factor of ten and asked what Dubai is like for people that love drinking or are gay. Oddly, he blocked me.

Referring back to another former favourite. Nathan Hanslip, CEO of a very dodgy Southampton Telecoms firm, has imitated his idol Drake and KNOCKED UP a cosmetically enhanced former 'adult model' in Dubai after a brief relationship. Classy bird, I found some anatomical videos within 30 seconds of googling her. Nathan must be chuffed about having to spend more Lambo money on child support. Still, perhaps more respectable than the 18 year old influencer he was dating last year.
I’ve not seen him and his daft mates in soton being unpleasant for a while, wondered where he’d been

Armitage.Shanks

2,283 posts

86 months

Sunday 3rd December 2023
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105.4 said:
Is that beard even real?
Discount code available from Kez if you want one in your own style

Wololo

249 posts

36 months

Sunday 3rd December 2023
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Ginger jord of SOFX fame presenting an amazing investment opportunity...

Caddyshack

10,915 posts

207 months

Sunday 3rd December 2023
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How much do we have to pay to know what “profamance” means ( or whatever they typed)

105.4

4,125 posts

72 months

Sunday 3rd December 2023
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Caddyshack said:
How much do we have to pay to know what “profamance” means ( or whatever they typed)
I was just about to ask the same thing hehe

Private_eye

100 posts

36 months

Sunday 3rd December 2023
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Wololo said:

Ginger jord of SOFX fame presenting an amazing investment opportunity...
40% ROI: Absolute bs.
FCA Regulated Platform: meaningless phrase. Ginger Jord the Fraud already on the FCA watchlist, though.
Performance fee: about as likely as SOFX paying their many creditors.
Over £3m invested so far: absolute bks

This kind of stuff is ridiculous in any context, but posting it on IG based purely on "trust me bro" is hilarious. Jord can barely drive a car, yet he's claiming to be (yet another) school failure who was in fact a Finance AND Programming prodigy. MIT should've given him a place.

JimmyConwayNW

3,066 posts

126 months

Monday 4th December 2023
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Why are they all based in Southampton is it some sort of tax free playground?

Richard-G

1,676 posts

176 months

Monday 4th December 2023
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A friend of mine is making an app worth 'fousands, a very confidant young man.

sure it'll do well, its only been in production for over half a decade...


Wololo

249 posts

36 months

Monday 4th December 2023
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JimmyConwayNW said:
Why are they all based in Southampton is it some sort of tax free playground?
As if any of these fkers ever cared about paying tax.

Southampton is home to some relatively new, luxury-looking flats with views over the water. It's a great place to pretend to be rich while you pour your "clients'" money into your Lambo loan.

Terry Winks

1,216 posts

14 months

Monday 4th December 2023
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Wololo said:
As if any of these fkers ever cared about paying tax.

Southampton is home to some relatively new, luxury-looking flats with views over the water. It's a great place to pretend to be rich while you pour your "clients'" money into your Lambo loan.
I worked in Ocean Village, its pretty st

SturdyHSV

10,112 posts

168 months

Monday 4th December 2023
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Richard-G said:
Clearly very powerfully built, no doubt dominates any staircase... Sounds like prime PH material?

Armitage.Shanks

2,283 posts

86 months

Tuesday 5th December 2023
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SturdyHSV said:
Richard-G said:
Clearly very powerfully built, no doubt dominates any staircase... Sounds like prime PH material?
Only if he’s a Director.