Open plan garden ... neighbour driving on it

Open plan garden ... neighbour driving on it

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Pork

9,453 posts

235 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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Jasandjules said:
Have you actually spoken to the neighbour about it?
...or sent him an e-mail?

pacman1

7,322 posts

194 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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I'd go for railway sleepers. Toobig to move if placed firmly, too high for a car door to open, so getting out that side from a car simply won't continue.

Oh, and creosote, or whatever its substitute is these days, and plenty of it.

NotDave

20,951 posts

158 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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pacman1 said:
I'd go for railway sleepers. Toobig to move if placed firmly, too high for a car door to open, so getting out that side from a car simply won't continue.

Oh, and creosote, or whatever its substitute is these days, and plenty of it.
Used engine oil, or dog-st.

Should keep them away.

I'd also make sure a few "period" feature nails were hanging out too.

Butter Face

30,330 posts

161 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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At our old house, our neighbour opposite would reverse off his driveway straight acorss the (admittedly not very wide) road onto our law. He kind of used it as a turning space.

After asking him to stop, and being ignored, I parked the rear wheels of my 200SX on his lawn and lit up the rear wheels covering his house in a spectactular amount of grass and mud.

Yes it almost caused WW3, but by golly it was worth it.

Munter

31,319 posts

242 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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Jasandjules said:
Have you actually spoken to the neighbour about it?
.Flyer said:
I've discussed this with them before, but led to them ignoring me, so any further discussions would be a waste of time.
Either my eyes are bad or the part of the OP I quoted above might cover that.

Hence only one other person suggested the talking thing and the rest of the posts having taken this into account are suggesting the more militant options.

-10 PH points for not reading the OP. wink

Jasandjules

69,922 posts

230 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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Munter said:
Either my eyes are bad or the part of the OP I quoted above might cover that.

Hence only one other person suggested the talking thing and the rest of the posts having taken this into account are suggesting the more militant options.

-10 PH points for not reading the OP. wink
Ah well, in that case it's speak to clampers......... get a sign, put it up, then when they park there call the clampers and away they go.........

NiceCupOfTea

25,289 posts

252 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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Butter Face said:
At our old house, our neighbour opposite would reverse off his driveway straight acorss the (admittedly not very wide) road onto our law. He kind of used it as a turning space.

After asking him to stop, and being ignored, I parked the rear wheels of my 200SX on his lawn and lit up the rear wheels covering his house in a spectactular amount of grass and mud.

Yes it almost caused WW3, but by golly it was worth it.
rofl Please tell me you taped it!

Roger645

1,728 posts

248 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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NiceCupOfTea said:
rofl Please tell me you taped it!
+1

Butter Face

30,330 posts

161 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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Haha, unfortunately it was a spur of the moment thing and got me in a whole bucketload of hassle with my wife.

I wouldn't even dream of doing it again, honest.

.Flyer

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434 posts

251 months

Saturday 3rd March 2012
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Butter Face said:
At our old house, our neighbour opposite would reverse off his driveway straight acorss the (admittedly not very wide) road onto our law. He kind of used it as a turning space.

After asking him to stop, and being ignored, I parked the rear wheels of my 200SX on his lawn and lit up the rear wheels covering his house in a spectactular amount of grass and mud.

Yes it almost caused WW3, but by golly it was worth it.
That is awesome! I think this would cause WW3, but I can see how it would be worth it biggrin

.Flyer

Original Poster:

434 posts

251 months

Saturday 3rd March 2012
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Munter said:
Either my eyes are bad or the part of the OP I quoted above might cover that.

Hence only one other person suggested the talking thing and the rest of the posts having taken this into account are suggesting the more militant options.

-10 PH points for not reading the OP. wink
Thanks Munter, yes I have discussed it. No point any more.

Thanks for all the suggestions, some really good ones (like the sleepers) but I think I'm going with a box hedge, possibly interspersed with berberis and some strategically placed boulders. Should keep me busy for a couple of weekends smile

Conian

8,030 posts

202 months

Sunday 4th March 2012
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thread will deliver?

Fatboy

7,982 posts

273 months

Sunday 4th March 2012
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Ed5995 said:
I would plant Dog Rose (Rugosa Rose, R. rugosa). This is the tough, thorny shrub with the deeply-veined dark green leaves. If they're in flower (heavily in June), you'll see both red and white types, and in late summer, the famous rugosa apple-shaped hips are quite showy. They are tough and jag like hell. Neither salt spray nor bitter cold hurts them a bit. I bought a house some years ago in a modern development where fences or walls were prohibited and when planted between adjoining gardens kept cars, dogs, children and all away.
Either that or pryracanthus, again a reasonable pretty bushy plant that's incredibly hardy and has evil spikes all over it - nature's own barbed wire...

Hoofy

76,385 posts

283 months

Sunday 4th March 2012
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Go for bushes with thorns and branches so not only does he have to park a little bit into his drive but a lot more to avoid scratches.

Butter Face said:
At our old house, our neighbour opposite would reverse off his driveway straight acorss the (admittedly not very wide) road onto our law. He kind of used it as a turning space.

After asking him to stop, and being ignored, I parked the rear wheels of my 200SX on his lawn and lit up the rear wheels covering his house in a spectactular amount of grass and mud.

Yes it almost caused WW3, but by golly it was worth it.
Excellent.

Starfighter

4,929 posts

179 months

Sunday 4th March 2012
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Build a wall like you get at Le Mans with beer bottles, only use Red Bull cans to show PH membership.

Mantissa

1 posts

121 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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I realise this is quite an old discussion, but I have a similar situation and:

1. I'd like to know how OP got on with the new hedge and how this changed the neighbour's parking habits.
2. A vote of thanks to all comments on this matter. Reading them has confirmed that my intention to plant my own hedge is the right course of action. A little bit of research has shown that there are some (shall we say) very effective wink hedge plants that can be used.

vescaegg

25,561 posts

168 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Mantissa said:
I realise this is quite an old discussion, but I have a similar situation and:

1. I'd like to know how OP got on with the new hedge and how this changed the neighbour's parking habits.
2. A vote of thanks to all comments on this matter. Reading them has confirmed that my intention to plant my own hedge is the right course of action. A little bit of research has shown that there are some (shall we say) very effective wink hedge plants that can be used.
This must have been killing you if you have been lurking this long and have only posted for the first time to find out what happened! hehe

paulrockliffe

15,718 posts

228 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Ha ha, saw this, was going to suggest land mines, but I already have, so won't.

Pork

9,453 posts

235 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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vescaegg said:
This must have been killing you if you have been lurking this long and have only posted for the first time to find out what happened! hehe
What, all of oooh, less than 24 hours!?

hehe

Esseesse

8,969 posts

209 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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I'd like an update from op too.