How to prevent cat getting into house
Discussion
We got a cat flap that was chip controlled. The cat was already chipped, and once the new flat was installed, it took about 2 minutes to program the flap to the cat's chip. Now, it only opens for our cat - which he slyly uses to his advantages when he fights with the cat across the road. he runs for safety, gets in, then turns and smirks at the chasing cat who gets stuck waiting on the doorstep wondering why the flap won't open.
grumpyscot said:
We got a cat flap that was chip controlled. The cat was already chipped, and once the new flat was installed, it took about 2 minutes to program the flap to the cat's chip. Now, it only opens for our cat - which he slyly uses to his advantages when he fights with the cat across the road. he runs for safety, gets in, then turns and smirks at the chasing cat who gets stuck waiting on the doorstep wondering why the flap won't open.
And the windows?Haven't read much of the above posts but ammonia is meant to be good!
For a human it feckin stinks, so for a cat.............
& you can buy the stuff over the counter.
Mark your boundaries as would a cat then simples! Feckin stinks for a couple off days but you have marked your boundaries!
Maybe wear goggles cause that stuff stings the eyes!
Either that or stick some Temezepan in a big feck off cod let the feckers eat it & club them!
Feckin hate cats!
For a human it feckin stinks, so for a cat.............
& you can buy the stuff over the counter.
Mark your boundaries as would a cat then simples! Feckin stinks for a couple off days but you have marked your boundaries!
Maybe wear goggles cause that stuff stings the eyes!
Either that or stick some Temezepan in a big feck off cod let the feckers eat it & club them!
Feckin hate cats!
herbialfa said:
Haven't read much of the above posts but ammonia is meant to be good!
For a human it feckin stinks, so for a cat.............
& you can buy the stuff over the counter.
Mark your boundaries as would a cat then simples! Feckin stinks for a couple off days but you have marked your boundaries!
Maybe wear goggles cause that stuff stings the eyes!
Either that or stick some Temezepan in a big feck off cod let the feckers eat it & club them!
Feckin hate cats!
ill try with the water first and then call you for the above it it fails. i dont mind cats that much but their poo is more offensive than dogsFor a human it feckin stinks, so for a cat.............
& you can buy the stuff over the counter.
Mark your boundaries as would a cat then simples! Feckin stinks for a couple off days but you have marked your boundaries!
Maybe wear goggles cause that stuff stings the eyes!
Either that or stick some Temezepan in a big feck off cod let the feckers eat it & club them!
Feckin hate cats!
When I lived in Singapore next doors cat used to wander in and out of my house, as the windows were always left open due to the heat. I chased it out most times, as I have no affection for the snotty little arrogant animals.
One day I came home from work to find the cat 'nipping one off' right in the middle of the only carpet in the house; a furry rug in the front room!!!! A huge smelly sloppy cat turd!!!!!!!!
Dirty little b
d!!! I chased it through the house and cornered it in the back room and tried to swat it out the open window, whereby it turned on me and sank it's claws and teeth deep into my hand. I squealed in pain tried to let go, fling it off, but it was not having any of that, so I grabbed a screwdriver off the table, and proceeded to stab and poke this ball of claws and teeth and finally managed to hurl it over the wall into next doors yard, closely followed by a shower of blood off my maimed hand.
It never came into my house again.
One day I came home from work to find the cat 'nipping one off' right in the middle of the only carpet in the house; a furry rug in the front room!!!! A huge smelly sloppy cat turd!!!!!!!!
Dirty little b
d!!! I chased it through the house and cornered it in the back room and tried to swat it out the open window, whereby it turned on me and sank it's claws and teeth deep into my hand. I squealed in pain tried to let go, fling it off, but it was not having any of that, so I grabbed a screwdriver off the table, and proceeded to stab and poke this ball of claws and teeth and finally managed to hurl it over the wall into next doors yard, closely followed by a shower of blood off my maimed hand. It never came into my house again.
herbialfa said:
Haven't read much of the above posts but ammonia is meant to be good!
For a human it feckin stinks, so for a cat.............
& you can buy the stuff over the counter.
Mark your boundaries as would a cat then simples! Feckin stinks for a couple off days but you have marked your boundaries!
Maybe wear goggles cause that stuff stings the eyes!
Either that or stick some Temezepan in a big feck off cod let the feckers eat it & club them!
Feckin hate cats!
For a human it feckin stinks, so for a cat.............
& you can buy the stuff over the counter.
Mark your boundaries as would a cat then simples! Feckin stinks for a couple off days but you have marked your boundaries!
Maybe wear goggles cause that stuff stings the eyes!
Either that or stick some Temezepan in a big feck off cod let the feckers eat it & club them!
Feckin hate cats!
Revealing ways to murder cats here is not a wise thing to do... The last poster to do that was banned!
To educate you - Cat piss is ammonia based, that is why it stinks so much. The LAST thing you want to do is spray it around as the cat will try to cover it with it's own!
OP - a quick spray of water from something suitable will do the trick, as will putting some tinfoil or double sided sticky tape down on the window ledge
Good luck
this thread has been far more enlightening than i expected... i have absolutely no intention of doing anything beyond the minimum to ensure the furry critter does not go where he is not welcome. having said that, if he ever did casually saunter into my sons room after he'd dropped one in his nappy, im pretty sure the stink would knock him out cold
Chicken wire over all the open windows?
I must point out my suggestion of the use of a cricket bat may have been taken the wrong way. Cats round our way are very partial to a game of cricket, and I merely thought the presence of a cricket bat may distract your little furry friend long enough to be enticed away from the open window. A swift cranial tap to dissuade ingress was not my intention.
I must point out my suggestion of the use of a cricket bat may have been taken the wrong way. Cats round our way are very partial to a game of cricket, and I merely thought the presence of a cricket bat may distract your little furry friend long enough to be enticed away from the open window. A swift cranial tap to dissuade ingress was not my intention.
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